Imagine, if you will, an irate and really cute oni girl hovering in mid-air within Ataru Moroboshi's room. This is not especially unusual on the face of things. Lum was quite normally irritated with her beloved's skirt chasing behaviour. It rather makes one wonder why she puts up with him.
Well, this time there was something a little different about the situation. Namely, this oni girl was annoyed at a distinct lack of any action happening in the general direction of her genitals.If someone had told her 'Ataru is off flirting,' she'd zip on over by to give him some pointers and maybe see if she could join in.
The girl was horny. Both literally because of the horns on top of her head and also because if she didn't get laid <i>soon</i> then she was going to gore someone.
Why was the non-mirror-copy-Lum so prudish? She was wearing a skimpy bikini? She should be all over the idea of a hot double threesome. Especially with herself. Mirror Lum had thought she was straight, but then she stared at the original for too long and, oops slid a little bit along the Kinsey scale. She'd kind of thought that original Lum would've been more up for a little action. Why else would she be so obsessed over a boy whose best qualities were, in order:
1: He's cut.
2: He's a total pervert.
3: My god he's cut you wouldn't even think it when you see him fully clothed but <i>damn</i>.
4:No seriously he's such a pervert that you have to know he's into freaky, freaky stuff.
Do note gentle reader that so far as Mirror Lum was concerned 2 and 4 were positives. Big, big positives. It’s all a matter of perspective, and Mirror-Lum’s perspective was that the more sex the better.
Which made it a crime that her other self didn't see things the same way. And worse yet was actually keeping Darling away from her! Ooh! How cheeky! Watching over him in another room as if he was a misbehaving pet rather than the stud willing, ready and able to rock both of their worlds. Oh yes. It was a crime, she was sure of it. Somewhere in the galaxy it had to be a crime. Cruel and unusual punishment of some sort. No question.
All of which was pretty self evident to her, and left her with a rather important question: What now? How on earth was she going to get laid when the other her was such a stick in the mud? Also, could someone please turn up a thermostat because it's really cold in here, Mirror Lum could even see frost forming around the edge of that closet.
"Woohoo!"
What in the world? Was that coming from the closet? Mirror Lum flew up to it and listened carefully. She could have sworn she'd heard a -
The closet door billowed open a moment later, bringing with it so, so much cold. And also something warm. Or hot, if you prefer. A dark haired babe wearing a metal bikini and a chain over her shoulder, but let's focus on the part where a half naked babe had just landed on top of Mirror Lum.
"Hey Lum!" the pretty girl said, smiling like she'd seen a row of bodybuilders asking her to oil them down. "Fancy meeting you here!" She wouldn't mind at all if Mirror Lum had a quick feel of that waist, would she? So slim and enticing, just like the rest of her, yet more obviously on display and so...
“Oh I was hoping you would show up!” Mirror-Lum said, gripping the babe’s waist. “Things have been a bit difficult lately, you know how it is.”
Now, if only she actually knew this babe's name. Or for that matter the name of the babe in the light blue bikini who was skating on in like an ice figure goddess. Oh, Lum! If these were your friends, then why oh why were you such a prude? This kind of company should turn any girl into a senseless nymphomaniac, regardless of their initial orientation!
"Now Benten, you should respect the snow and ice a bit more than that," this mysterious cool (yet also hot) beauty warned. "That kind of reckless sledding could have you hurt."
"Ah, heck! If I got hurt, you'd just kiss it better!" Benten said. Bringing forth a vision of loveliness in Mirror Lum's mind. Ah! Even if it was as simple as scraping a knee, she could see it so easily. Benten sitting alluringly on the ground, with her knee raised in the air. Oyuki rubs the leg around it, caressing the thigh and stroking the flesh while slowly, teasingly, drawing her puckered lips closer and closer until eventually they landed in a sensual and healing kiss.
"Yo, Lum! You had dinner yet? You got a really hungry look on your face there!" Benten remarked.
"Not hungry. Thirsty," Mirror Lum corrected. Ooh. You know what? If she couldn't land herself a threesome with the other boring her and captain studmuffin, then this was definitely a worthwhile consolation prize. Ahem! Anyway! That was enough idle daydreaming. It was time to get her flirt on! Mirror Lum disengaged from Benten with a great deal of reluctance, then hovered up in the air with her hands behind her head, flipping back her hair and batting her eyes. "So. You girls come here often?"
"Eh, once every week or so," Benten shrugged.
"Indeed," the other babe calmly added. Aw! She'd put on a robe that covered up her body, no fair! Bring back the bikini! "We only meet up when one of us wants Benten to give us a hot ride."
Eh? What! That prude was secretly having hot rides with Benten!? On the sly! Without inviting Captain Studmuff? Scandalous! Sexy! Definitely something she wanted to see as soon as possible!
"Feh, I know you're friends with me for more than that," Benten said. Mirror Lum leaned in to listen to more of the juicy details. "You always have way too much fun when you get your legs in place."
"At first I did think the experience was a little too intense, but I adapted quickly."
Oooh! This was juicy! So juicy! So sweet! Oh! Lum looked back and forth between the two of them anxiously. Ah! How did they start? Who made the first move? Was it Lum? Was Lum usually the one to initiate it? No! Benten seemed like the sort of no nonsense girl who would strap you in and give you a nice big, long, exhausting and satisfying ride -
"My bike's in the shop anyhow, so you ain't getting a ride on it today!"
-on her bike. Awww! Don't steal away her hopes and dreams like that! Fooie! Well, if they were going to go on like that then it was up to her to take things forward. With a little bit of basic seduction. Hehe, this trick never failed! Unless there was an irate flamethrowing menace lingering about.
"Say, Benten. Your shoulders look a little tense -"
This tactic never fails, it helps to be a cute girl in a bikini while doing it.
"Yeah, they are a little stiff. Hey, Oyuki do you mind giving 'em a rub?"
Noooo! So close and yet so far! Before her very eyes Benten was sitting in front of Oyuki, who was... Tenderly rubbing her shoulders and bring out these cute little whimpers from Benten's lips. Yessssss! This was so hot!
"Lum, if you don't mind my asking? How is your relationship with Ataru progressing?"
Alright! This was fine! This was fine! She could still make this happen. She could still make this work. It was time for her backup plan!
"It's going okay," Mirror Lum answered, as coy as coy could be. "Between us girls, he's started to kiss me a little more frequently."
"That is good to hear," Oyuki continued, pulling in her fingers to really dig into Benten's skin. Her sexy... No, focus! You'll have that flesh under your fingertips in no time! "So our practise has been helpful after all. That is good."
"P-Practise?"
"Yes, that's right," Benten said between breathy moans. "Our... Mmm... Kissing practise."
Twin jets of blood shot right out of Mirror Lum's nostrils, pushing her up to the ceiling. "Yes! Oh yes, those training sessions were really useful!" She nodded with great enthusiasm, wiping at her face. This was even better than she expected! No wonder Lum was such a prude, she was already getting all the action she needed from these two teases! "Although... Maybe one last time wouldn't hurt?"
"I suppose not," Oyuki agreed. She closed her eyes, she pursed those lips. The girl's pale flesh seemed to glitter in the sunlight. Mirror Lum floated down, down with a deep sense of anticipation. This was it. One electric smooch was all she'd need. And Oyuki was already setting up Benten for a nice rough shag! Ooh! A sexy threesome with two sexy alien girls. Paradise! More than worth coming out of the mirror!
Closer, she came. Benten's whimpers and moans seemed to get more frequent and needy the closer she got. Inches away Mirror Lum closed her eyes and took aim for those sweet, cold lips which she was bound, nay destined to heat up with her -
A hand reached her forehead. Stopping her in her tracks.
"By the way, I meant to ask," Oyuki said. "What was your ex-boyfriend's name again?"
Gurk! Foiled! Mirror Lum stared blankly at Oyuki's palm, then moved in to kiss it - and ate a mallet to the head from Benten for her troubles.
"Damned pervy mirror copy," Benten sniffed. "Fun screwing with her, though."
"Yes, indeed!" Oyuki nodded, pulling herself to her feet. "Though rather not in the manner that she had been hoping."
"You... Knew about me from the start?"
"Ya, no kidding!" Benten said. "Lum called us up ten minutes ago, got really pissy about how you were making her look like a total slut."
"If anything I think that she underplayed it."
Oh... Oh! These two! These two really had it coming! Mirror Lum might have been quite a bit more open to sexual matters than the original, but make no mistake. She had her powers. She also had her temper! The room began to spark up with energy as electricity seemed to fill the air. These two - she'd show these two a thing or two! She would teach them a lesson the old fashioned Oni way!
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Imagine if you will an annoyed Oni girl floating in the Moroboshi living room, scowling down at Ataru Moroboshi as he ate a slice of pie. This Oni girl is, of course, the real deal. The original Lum.
"Are you gonna just float there staring, or are you gonna have some of this apple pie?"
"Apples make me drunk," Lum scowled. Getting drunk right now was definitely not a good idea. There was no telling what she might enjoy. By which she meant... Oh who was she kidding, even smelling that apple was making her inhibitions dip a little.
Lum didn't want to admit it, but that had felt really good earlier on. If not for Ten then she would have done something she'd have wound up regretting. Tomorrow. Probably. That whole encounter had been so humiliating that she'd had to complain about it to Benten and Oyuki, if for nothing else than to cover herself if that reflection's antics hit the galactic news cycle. She could picture the holo-tabloid covers in her mind. <i>“LUM ON BOY BENDER?”</i> as the headline with a picture of her mirror copy cavorting on with at least three hot studs.
In any event, this left her hovering in mid-air taking part in what was quickly becoming her longest running hobby. Watching Darling to keep him out of mischief. It wasn't a hobby that she was terribly good at, but she was starting to learn the tricks. Unfortunately so was he. Right now for example, he was very obviously trying to distract her with the way he was sticking out his tongue to taste the apple pie before he put it into his mouth. Deliberately trying to make her think of the other things he could do with that tongue, given half the chance. Well it wasn't going to work! He'd have to work a lot harder than that to make her lose focus. A lot harder. Like the hard thing in his trousers which had been poking her earlier on. Poking her as if it wanted her. Poking her as if it needed her. So hard. So very, very hard...
"Are you sure you don't want any pie?" Ataru asked, waving it under her nose. "You're drooling."
"Not hungry, thirsty..." Lum mumbled, then slapped herself to shake off the inebriation. Down girl! Have a little self control! If you lose it for a second then you'll wind up -
"Making a fool out of me!"
Yes, that's right. That's exactly what she should - The lights flickered. Could she smell ozone? Ah! Wait a second! Who had her reflection shocked just now?! Lum ran through the possibilities. Nobody had come in through the front door, she'd have heard them. Ten was in the corner trying to outsmart the red dot coming from the laser pointer Mrs Moroboshi was holding. Mr Moroboshi was reading a newspaper and trying to pretend none of this was happening (like always).
So, who was Mirror Lum shocking up there?
There was only one answer: Someone who had come in through an interdimensional corridor. Of the people she knew the only ones who tended to do that were Benten and Oyuki. Oh! Oh dear! That got Lum moving very quickly. Her dear friends had been shocked by that menace! At least they already knew about the copy, but still!
How bad would it be? Maybe - maybe she'd done something truly terrible. Shocked them into unconsciousness and started to do <i>things</i> to their unconscious helpless bodies. She wouldn't put it past the perverted doppelganger. Lum threw open the door to Darling's room, and found a sight that left her completely stunned. It was beyond expectations. It was a true jumble of limbs unlike any she had seen before. It was - It was!
"Yo Lum!" Benten waved. "Huh! Wow, never heard of this game before. Uh... Hurricane? Tornado?"
"Twister," Oyuki politely corrected. "It's quite an enjoyable game, if a little up close and personal. Will you be joining us?"
Mirror Lum waggled her eyebrows and licked her lips. Then made especially lewd kissing gestures. On that basis Lum declined, shaking her head without saying a word.
She'd often heard onsen-mark use a particular phrase when referring to their class. 'Herding cats'. Somehow, Lum felt like she would probably be less exhausted by the end of all of this if she actually took up herding all of the cats on Earth instead.
- Lum leaves. Mirror Lum starts conspiring with Benten and Oyuki on how to get her laid.
- Lum decides to stay to keep her friends out of hijinks.
- Or the situation could get more complicated when Ran and Rei show up.
- Or the situation could get more complicated than <i>that</i> if Ran and Rei look in the mirror too.
- Let's go back to Shinobu and the Ryuunosukes.
- Something else
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