Story: Perverts in Denial

The first time a pair of bare breasts flashed on screen, Nabiki had dismissed it as a product of her overactive imagination. Seeing perverts everywhere and working to defend herself from them at all costs. The tenth time it had happened, she'd accepted that she was watching what amounted to badly disguised softcore porn.

Even Nabiki Tendo could find such a mistake quite embarrassing. She was on a date with Tatewaki Kuno (which was bad enough as it was) and due to her insistence they were watching a movie with more nipples than a milking factory.

"Are you enjoying it so far?" Kuno asked.

"Yes," Nabiki said. And to her annoyance, that was an entirely honest answer. Aside from the titillation, the action sequences and the plot had... Engaged her. She was interested and invested in this poorly disguised softcore porno, cared about what happened to its characters and wanted to see where it went next. Even if that answer usually involved "here are more breasts. Please ogle them."

It helped that the fighting choreography was surprisingly good. Maiko was incredibly flexible and she bet the actress actually had some martial arts training. It created this weird duality where half of one’s brain was “Tits!” while the other half was “Wow that’s an impressive kick.” So, it wasn't as if she was enjoying this for the sake of perversion. Heaven forbid, she could never do that!

Kuno, for his part, was being as gentlemanly as possible. Being a man who’s <b>type</b> was girls who could kick his ass he had been a fan of the first film, and the second was just as enjoyable. Of course, it was made a bit more awkward watching it with his long time crush. So he was settled back, hands gripping the armrests, and trying to subtly cross his legs. He would never have guessed that she was also a fan of this movie!

"Oops, my popcorn!" a girl yelped from behind him, coincidentally dumping out their popcorn right onto his lap. The girl dashed around into their aisle, and then knelt down right in front of Kuno, picking out popcorn kernels and stuffing them back into her box. "Terribly sorry!" said the pretty redhead, with twin pigtails on either side of her head. "Teehee! I'm soooo clumsy!"

“Ah. It’s… OK young lady.” Kuno said, “Just an acciddeeeennnt!” Kuno’s voice became higher pitched as the glasses wearing girl’s hand reached down and by seeming accident pinched the hard rod that had developed between his legs thanks to the film.

The girl showed no sign of having groped him, instead she sat back up, bowed, and ran back to her seat.

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“He’s hard as a rock!” Ranma whispered to her “boyfriend” sitting next to her. “He’s bottling up his stress again with Nabiki right there!”

"I knew it," Akane whispered, adjusting 'his' trousers to better conceal the strapon 'he' was wearing. To complete the disguise. And certainly not because of intentions to use it on a certain redhead later on. "A guy like that, his perverted intentions against my sister... They're far too obvious!"

"We've got to make sure they fuck," Ranma whispered. "It's the healthiest thing for both of them. It'll at least cure him of his perversion, and it'll also give her the ability to - Woah, those tits are the best pair yet!" On the screen Maiko had just had her top torn off, again, by the cyborg assassin bear sent by her evil father she was fighting.

"God, I could motorboat those all day," Akane whispered. That wasn't even hyperbole, about a month back the two of them had a bet over how long she could motorboat Ranma's girl form. Akane won the bet handedly, but didn't even want to leave. Find someone who could blame her and you would find yourself someone with no sexual attraction to women whatsoever. "Anyway, we've got to be careful. You know how insidious perverts can -"

Both Akane and Ranma fell silent.Their heads tilted around at the exact same angle at the exact same time, with extremely perverted grins on both of their faces. Onscreen, Maiko had elected to smear mud over herself to keep herself hidden from the cyborg assassin bear upon learning it used heat seeking vision to track its enemies.

In the row below them Kuno gripped his seat harder and even Nabiki was staring at the wonderful sight of a sexy ninja rubbing mud on her big, nnnnnaked jiggling boobs.

"Ooh, the sexual tension in the air is so... Intoxicating," Ranma had to fan herself down.

"Oh yeah, definitely," Akane nodded. "And between those two down there as well."

Yes indeed. One of Kuno's hands had started to make that fateful trip that every man's makes on a date with a pretty girl, after taking them to the cinema. It starts out as stretching, but quickly becomes a sneak around the back of the head to settle on their shoulders.

"Such a sneaky pervert," Ranma whispered to Akane, whose hand had already snuck in between Ranma's legs to blatantly grope her thigh. "If we don't stop them from holding back on their blatant mutual lusts, they'll become totally incurable!"

Such was the logic of a certain pair of pervert hating perverts.

Kuno’s hand dropped down onto Nabiki’s shoulder. In that instant the anti-pervert defenses that had been drilled into Nabiki’s very subconscious kicked into gear. She would never allow someone to touch her like that, not even if she actually kind of wanted it deep down. Her hand went up automatically to grab Kuno’s wrist, and then pulled. This should have thrown Kuno over her shoulder into the screen where Maiko had just kicked the bear’s robot head off. But a piece of popcorn thrown by Akane hit a pressure point her shoulder just before she executed the throw!

Suddenly for a brief moment most of Nabiki’s strength was gone, and instead of throwing Kuno she simply pulled herself closer to him!

"Ah, Nabiki Tendo!" Kuno gasped."I always knew there was a tender side of you!"

"Huh?" Nabiki grunted. "Wait, but I didn't -"

A series of popcorn kernels struck the two of them, ricocheting off the seats and all ending up in the bag Kuno was holding. The consequence of this? The two of them tilting their heads up towards one another and their faces moving inching closer and closer until their lips were merely inches away.

At which point Nabiki headbutted him. Then another kernel hit the nape of her neck, and she lunged forward into a deep, deep kiss. This caused Kuno a lot of confusion, and arousal. Though not nearly as much (in either case) as it did Nabiki.

"Showoff!" Akane harrumphed, sticking out her tongue at the girl now sitting in 'his' lap and grinding her ass into 'his' strapon.

"Hey, you know me," Ranma shrugged. "Never waste food."

“Bwee bwee.” Ryoga said from his hiding spot in Ranma’s purse..

“Great point Ryoga. She <b>is</b> more of a pig than you.” Akane said. She looked down at her sister making out with Kuno. “Oh look up go his hands.” Any moment now they’d find a nice place to settle, like the back of her head, the small of her back, or more excitingly her boobs or butt -

"No," Kuno said, pushing away. "Not here, it's most improper. Calm this fire, store it until later."

"Oh my god, he's even more of a pervert than I thought!" Ranma gasped.

"Bwee, bwee!" Ryoga, ahem, bweed.

"What she means is, by getting Nabiki all worked up like that and saying no, he's training her into becoming his sex slave," Akane explained as though pointing out why water was wet. “She will become a perpetually horny nymphomaniac that he can do with whatever he wants!”

“Corrupting something as pure and natural as a sex drive to make someone your mind broken toy! Unforgivable!” Ranma sniffed while turning around in her seat to push her breasts right into Akane's face. "That's exactly the kind of pervert I cannot forgive no matter what. We have to make sure he pays for this trespass the only way I can think of! By making sure he becomes <b>Nabiki's</b> mind broken fuck slave."

“You mean like how I made you one for a month?” Akane breathed into Ranma’s ear, “Back when you were naughtier.”

“That was hard core roleplay.” Ranma said.

“Oh right, sure it was,” Akane whispered into her ear. "Keep telling yourself that."

The two of them always did have a competitive streak. It came out in the weirdest of ways. Woe betide any who fell within its path, for their sexual appetite may never be the same again. A pair like this is how some Slaanesh cults get started!

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That had been Nabiki's first kiss. After seventeen years of being a girl she had finally gotten kissed.

Finally, after 9 years of having the possibility of a boy getting fresh with her drilled out, somebody had gotten past her defenses. And it was Tatewaki Fucking Kuno of all people.

Why did he have to kiss her? And why was she wishing he was still kissing her!? Why had he stopped!? Nabiki was pissed off about that. And she was pissed off about the fact that she was pissed off! She shouldn’t like Kuno like this! He was an idiot! Why did she like this idiot like this?!

Also, and perhaps most mysteriously, how did they still have so much popcorn?

1. Ranma and Akane continue to work from the shadows to get them into a more intimate mood.
2. Nabiki catches on to their presence and gets rid of them.
3. All of a sudden, Shampoo bursts into the theatre begging for Akane to take her.
4. Something else