Story: Akane's Titnosis

 

By the time Akane returned home from her jog, she was out of breath. Not from exertion, mind, but from sheer unrelenting arousal. She'd apparently needed reminding, yet again, that having enormous sensitive tits was rather destructive on your willpower, and a massive shot in the arm for your arousal.

"I'm home~" she called out huskily, and normally at this point she'd rush up to her room, throw on her gi and do a spot of early morning training. Instead, Akane went right for the training hall, found Ranma there, and shoved him face first into her tits.

Mmmf, that felt so goo~ood~ Feeling Ranma sigh happily and go limp while getting embraced in marshmallow heaven was her own little slice of heaven. Best part? No stupid comments from him about this and that. They could simply spend time embracing.

Though a little part of her was asking - is that all you want from him? Because that makes it sound like you want Ranma cuz he's hot. Not because of his personality. Which caused another part of her to pipe in, pointing out that Ranma's got a pretty rotten personality. Carefree, reckless, a massive showoff. But, you know, he's also unable to stand by when someone's in danger, he'll help out those in need, he's courageous, imaginative, kinda funny sometimes, and - 

Oh, and he's really really handsome.

That was the thought that actually got her to yank Ranma's head out from between her tits so she could take a deep, deep breath. No, no, no! She was not going to let her tits dictate her - 

"Cute~" Ranma happily chirped. "So cute~"

"Stop that!" Akane admonished. "I know you're only saying it because of these - "

"I've always thought you were cute~" Ranma sighed, bleary eyed and maintaining eye contact with her. Which is amazing considering that if he tilted his head downwards even slightly, he'd get an eyeful of huge heaving hypnotits. But no, Akane could not believe a word of it. Not now. She might have put the idea into his head. Maybe she'd whispered something unconsciously, making him behave like this?

Anyway! She pushed him away for now and shook her head. "Right, let's get down to training -"

"Shampoo agree!"

Huh? Oh! How long had she been there? Shampoo was in the back of the room wearing... wearing that barely there maid uniform from before with the enormous tit exposing window. Akane shook it off and walked up to her currently brainwashed rival, then bent down and licked her exposed cleavage before addressing her. Why did she do that? To be polite, obviously!

"Alright Shampoo!" Akane said. "Are you here to train me?"

"Shampoo train!" Shampoo smiled at her. Alright. This much, at least, Akane was generally fine with. Shampoo is a massive pain in the ass. Always has been ,from the moment they first met. Teasing Shampoo every which way, wiping her memory, doing everything she could to ensnare Ranma including some pretty foul plays... But now, it was Akane's turn to shine. She'd long since hit a glass ceiling, but had also seen what could lie up above it. Nobody seemed to want to help her break through. Ranma would rather play with her. Shampoo would rather she stayed below that ceiling. Cologne? What benefit would she get from Akane getting stronger? Ryoga at least taught her martial arts rhythmic gymnastics - but now she'd be getting proper, actual, tangible training from her most hated rival!

It felt a little scummy to use brainwashing to get what she wanted like this, but do you know what? So long as she continued to control herself every bit as well as she had today, then nothing at all could possibly go wrong!

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The second worst kept secret in Furinkan was that Ranma and Akane were sweet on each other. It's really obvious. Anyone that knows the Tendo family would, by now, know the Saotomes as well, know Ranma, and they will have seen the way those two interact on the regular. They hung out when they did not have to, they argued like an old married couple, and when they thought nobody else was looking, they'd give each other this Look. A Look that could only be read as 'I would die for you in a heartbeat, but I'd never say it out loud'. Point is, they had it bad, and they were also really bad at hiding it.

Which all leads to the inevitable top question: What is the worst kept secret in Furinkan? Oh, that's an easy one. 

"Good morning~" Kasumi chirped. "Is Doctor Tofu in?"

"K-Kasumi!" the receptionist jumped out of her seat. "Um! He is, but -"

Before the receptionist could so much as rise from her seat, Kasumi tugged on her dress and leaned over, exposing huge pillowy mounds to her.

"Sit down," she said. "In a moment, I shall bestow upon you the wondrous gift that is titnosis. You will use this gift to immediately heal any patient that comes to visit, whenever I am here. Nod if you understand."

"I... What are you..." the receptionist slowly, lazily, nodded her head.

"Then say this phrase," Kasumi said, passing that receptionist a slip of paper, before slipping into the Doctor's office herself while sliding the dress off her shoulders. "The Doctor will see me now~"

Yes, that worst kept secret was that Ono Tofu and Kasumi Tendo liked each other. Much like with the other pair, they were oblivious to the fact that the other was attracted to them as well. In Kasumi's case, it was more subtle - she would find excuses to pay him a visit. Borrow books, head over to chat about this and that, while pretending that she was simply entertained by his antics, while also hoping and daydreaming that he might, for instance, ask her out on a date. While Ono Tofu... became a deranged dangerous lunatic who was a threat to absolutely everyone around him, except Kasumi herself.

"Good morning, Doctor~" Kasumi chirped. When he turned around to see her, his glasses misted up instantly. Normally, this is the point where he'd start giggling like a lunatic, perhaps pluck Betty, his skeletal anatomic model, off the wall and perform a waltz (or, if he was feeling particularly spicy today, a tango) with her.

Today though, he'd been exposed unprepared psychologically for the full impact of titnosis.

"It's my tits, Doctor~" Kasumi said, leaning forward and pinching them between her upper arms. Then, she began to roll her shoulders for no apparent rhyme or reason, beyond aesthetics. "They're telling me that I need to show them off to you. That you need to examine them so closely. Not just with your eyes. Not just with your hands. With every. Inch. Of. Your. Body."

Tofu began to giggle about this point as he stepped closer to Kasumi, but even so, as a trained physician, some part of him still compelled his diagnosis routine.

"When did they get to be so big?" he asked, then let his hands fall upon them. Surely a moment he had absently dreamed of for quite some time. "Oh! So big and perfect in every way!"

"When I surrendered to my tits and they started to think for me," Kasumi said. Plain and simple. "My tits want me to feel good, and they want you to feel good as well. However, Doctor, if you found out about titnosis you might do something as mean as trying to... put a stop to it. We can't have that. It would be such a mean thing to do, don't you think? When they're so perfect and big, and they know what's best for you at all times."

It seemed as though the worst kept secrets in Furinkan were about to get fulfilled, through fair means or foul. For there was not a chance in the world that the two of them, uninterrupted due to the receptionist out front, would be anything less than very well sexually satisfied by the time this day was done.

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This might be hard to believe, but Shampoo was much deeper under the thrall of titnosis than Akane was. While Akane had access to the power for a fair bit longer, she'd also used it rather thoroughly on Shampoo already. Thus, almost from the moment that she'd said the magic words boobicus maximus - she was a thrall to her own tits.

What do tits want? They want people to feel good. Unfortunately, for some reason that tits could not understand, people did not generally want to think with tits. They wanted to think with their brain instead! It defied reason! The brain makes people do stupid things that hurt other people. Tits just want to make people feel good!

And, as Shampoo had discovered long ago, Akane was a stubborn girl. Perhaps even more stubborn than Shampoo herself! Which is pretty darn stubborn, if she did say so herself!

Anyway! The point of this is, both her and Ranma weren't going to simply train Akane to be a better martial artist. The titnosis was perfectly capable of taking care of that itself, it could give her compact muscle mass for days. You want to be faster than a speeding bullet? Okay, doable! 

The thing was, Shampoo wasn't just after getting Akane stronger or faster. She was much more interested in getting her thinking with her tits. There were several paths open to her that could allow her to do that... but which of them would be the most effective...?