Monday, 18 March 2024

Story: Konosuba Succubus Shop

 

Having found their teammate Kazuma suspended in a giant girl shaped slime, being simultaneously devoured and restored at approximately the same rate, there was only one thing for his party to do. Of course, they immediately leaped into action, and -

"Hey Kazuma, how does it feel to finally be inside a woman?"

"I don't think this is what they meant by getting it wet."

"No, no. You're supposed to eat her out, not the other way around."

They immediately and mercilessly made fun of him. Mocked him. Belittled him. Because of course they would. Why wouldn't they? It was their party dynamic, after all.

Kazuma rolled his eyes at them. "Oh very funny, can you get me -"

"Off? Nah, would rather not!" Aqua interrupted, and the girls - including the slime girl - all broke out into laughter at that one. They all found it tremendously funny. Hilarious, even. Though one must ask, would they have found it as funny if they knew that all that chip damage that was being healed at the same time it was happening was, in point of fact, being turned into lust energy that was radiating out, and affecting all of their thinking?

Indeed, Darkness had very erect nipples right now under her armour, while Aqua's thighs kept on rubbing together. Megumin was fanning herself with her hat, while the last - their new party member Solana was staring directly at Kazuma's crotch without so much as blinking.

"Oh I've got one!" the slimegirl said out of nowhere." Kazuma! You should go solo! Playing with yourself will make you go blind!"

"I like her," Megumin whispered. "She's got a good sense of humour."

A vein appeared on Kazuma's head. "She's also a slimegirl made out of at least a dozen -"

"Three dozen," the slimegirl interrupted. "I'm made of exactly forty cute slimegirls!"

"My, my! From NEET to playboy~" Aqua tittered. "I guess you always did want a harem in that past life of yours, naughty boy!"

Yet more of a giggling fit from the peanut gallery, and not for the first time did Kazuma wonder at the party he'd been saddled with, wondered what he'd done to deserve this - and then thought about the various things he'd done with his life, including this new one, which had led to him being in this predicament. At this point the tingling in his skin wasn't even distracting anymore, his cells were being eaten and recovered at more or less the same rate, and he was also getting jerked off from inside this weird, warm creature.

"Hey, by the way, how are you not eaten yet?" the slimegirl asked. "I was watching you carefully to make sure I didn't accidentally kill you, but you're just as healthy as when we first met!"

"Oh, that would be a trinket he has," Darkness said, which prompted Megumin to nudge her with her shoulder, then come away rubbing at her arm. "It automatically heals him when he takes damage."

"Is that so...?" the slimegirl said. "Awesome! Tee hee! Although, it's strange, something like that usually comes with a downside..."

"That's right," Solana said, slowly sounding the words out. "Normally something with that powerful an auto-recovery would come with a downside... One time, I acquired an item which healed the wearer, but inflicted a status effect on everyone around them."

"Eh? A status effect?" Aqua mused, tilting her head. "I guess... I have been feeling a bit strange ever since he got that. You don't think it's been affecting us at all, do you?"

Worth noting that Aqua had a hand on her breast at that point, while staring directly at Solana's tits. Here it is, folks. The moment of truth. On paper, this party looks really amazing. Their classes were rare and noted for their power. They were fairly balanced in terms of ability too. A healer. A tank. A sorceress. A thief. Together, that sounds like an awesome party. Actually, it's the sort of party you'd probably make for the first Final Fantasy, right? Fighter, Thief, White Mage ,Black Mage! Pretty standard party (even if the Thief is actually broken so he doesn't work the way he should in the original game), except - 

Except they really weren't. They were all fairly useless in their assigned roles for one reason or another. They were all extremely useful in extremely circumstantial spots, but put them outside those and - Useless. Absolutely useless. They made chocolate teapots seem handy by comparison.

Thus, instead of completing the chain of thoughts that would have uncovered the succubus plot, instead the four of them just sorta... paired up and started making out for no apparent rhyme or reason. They were all so... so stupidly hot right now, and they couldn't think straight, which wasn't getting any better by the fact that they were being bathed in a continual ray of horny radiation.

"Uh, okay girls, this is really hot and - wow, you girls have amazing bodies..." Kazuma grunted, feeling his balls empty out. For a moment there he felt sorry for his sperm, being ejaculated directly into an acid bath.

Except... Technically, at the moment they were still living 'Kazuma' cells. Which meant that they were also in the process of being constantly regenerated, much like the rest of his body. Being continually dissolved and reforming due to the potent white magic. It would only cease if and when they became part of 'their own being' or travelled a sufficient distance from him that they would actually happen to perish. Of course, that brings to mind various common debates about where life begins that we're not going to get into here... or are we?

Because... Something kinda weird was happening here. A slimegirl popped right out of the mass with some of Kazuma's semen inside it - and it just so happened to reshape itself into a form that very much looked like Kazuma. Its flesh even shifted to appear more pinkish, rather than the translucent blue colour the other slimes had been.

"Yes, yes, I am Kazuma!" the slime... boy said, approaching the pair of Aqua and Solana.

"Yes, yes, I am also Kazuma!" said a second slimeboy, who appeared out of nowhere, and approached the pair of Darkness and Megumin.

"Uh, what's happening?" Kazuma asked, before grunting and cumming yet again.

"Yes, yes, we are Kazuma!"

"Congratulations!" the slimegirl said, patting him on the head. "You're a daddy!"

... Oh that was bad, that was very very bad, and he was having a bit of trouble imagining how it could get worse! Well, dear reader, you need not imagine. Because you see, we can answer that question by taking a gander at the 'character sheets' for all four of the girls... All of whom had a brand new status effect, courtesy of their continuous exposure to horny energy.

"Nymphomania." was the name of that status effect.


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