Story: Anime Bimbo Outbreak

 

It is really, really hard to express how bad an idea this was. Really, truly and honestly. There's a reason Rin had thrown this damnable Mystic Code into the furthest reaches of her storage, never to be used again even by accident. The thing was a blight, a pox, it delighted in tormenting her and had quite maliciously - deliberately even - ruined her reputation among her peers when she was very young. It had taken the better part of a decade to claw that reputation back to where it was, to make people forget about her behaving like... the way that she was now, actually!

But now, in her state of rather... reduced intelligence, Rin had a rather different outlook. Becoming a super hot, dumb magical girl wasn't a bug, it was a feature! A totally positive feature! Thus, she raised that stick up above her head without fear or shame and used that magic to seek across the multiverse for a version of herself that was suitable for the task at hand. Personality, capability, knowledge, power, everything suitable for what was needed -

Then Ruby completely ignored that version of her and found a magical girl to crib from instead. Ah, now let's see, let's see. Why not go for a change of pace this one time actually? Put in place someone that is (technically) capable of combatting this bizarre bimbo plague? Someone like... Let's see, let's see!

Alright! Found one! To start with, obviously Rin would need a complete physical change here. Her thighs were already works of art, but here's a rare specimen that's on her level. Let's replace her shoes with tall high heels, and put her in a much shorter red skirt, alongside a white leotard, untie her hair to let it fall down the back of her head... Hah! As it turned out, in a whole bunch of other universes Rin Tohsaka shared the same soul as a girl named Rei Hino! Also known as Sailor Mars!

Not just any Sailor Mars, though. This one was also in the middle of dealing with her very own bimbo plague! Thus, her breasts were positively enormous, her ass round and plump, her lips swollen and kissable, and her brain - not exactly firing on all cylinders currently.

She looked around Rin's room, licked her lips, and let out an airy titter. "Um! What?" she wondered aloud. "Hey, I was, like, in the middle of something!"

Sailor Mars pouted and stomped her foot petulantly, which is a dangerous thing to do in heels. She hadn't the faintest idea of where she was or what she was doing here. The last thing she knew, Sailor Mercury was, like, about to tell her something super duper important about the bimbo thingy running around all over the place, making people dumb and horny. Now he winds up in some weird bedroom? What gives!

"Ri~in, are you up he~ere?" she heard coming from the doorway. An airy titer. She immediately pulled an ofuda of protection out of, like, somewhere right before a tittering hot mess of a bimbo stumbled in the room. The poor girl was early stages yet - so Rin slapped the ofuda on her head, hoping that it was in time to - "W-Woah! Nice cosplay there," the girl said, blinking dazedly before settling on the floor. Her body hadn't reverted yet, but she was clearly being affected. "Ahem! Rin. Why are our boobs bigger?"

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So, what happened to Rin herself? Easy answer! She was put in Rei's place. Such is the nature of Second Magic. You can't just replace Rin outright with some chick from another universe and leave nothing in its place! Therefore, she was now standing surrounded by a bunch of really hot babes in teeny tiny skirts. Who were all looking at her, like, really kinda weirdly and stuff.

"Uh, hi there?" she said, then let out a flirty giggle. "You're all crazy strong, and super cute too, tee hee!"

"Thanks!" chirped the one with the blonde hair and the tintails hanging off a bun. "Love your tails, by the way!"

"Yeah, yours are totes awesome too!" Rin said, and then the two of them leaned into one another for a deep smooch, cuz that's how hot babes like them got on - 

"H-Hold on a second!" a super cute bluette barged in between the two of them. Not cute, like, the way that Sakura was, because Rin had the most adorable little sis going, it was more like a sorta socially awkward cuteness. "Sailor Moon, she's clearly showing signs of the bimbofication disease!"

"She is?" Sailor Moon gasped. "Woooah, you're like, so right and stuff! That's why you're the brains of the outfit, Mercury!"

Oh! She was the brains of the outfit, then? Well, let's see... This probably meant that Rin had been, like, put here in place of the alternative her that was, at this very moment, sorting out the bimbo plague thingy! Which apparently they were dealing with too! Yay!

"Um, according to the Mercury computer, she's totally infected with a different strain of the bimbofication effect," Mercury said. "Uh, it's, like, apparently an earlier kind that we've already worked out an immunity to."

"Earlier kind?" Rin asked.

"Oh yeah, for sure!" Mercury nodded. "Um, your type continues making its victims dumber and hornier over time, while ours kinda, like, stops after a bit and just works on making the body sexier and sexier."

She wasn't seeing a downside to this. So you kept at least some of your smarts, but you wound up getting hotter and hotter instead? Huh! That strain sounded super better and - 

Sailor Moon grabbed her, pulled her in nice and close, and gave Rin a big ol' smooch right on the lips. Tongue, tongue, tongue, and what was she doing with that wand? Ah! She was casting a spell which was -

Returning her intelligence to her. Not all of it, but quite a bit. Oh boy, she'd gotten really stupid there. As in, really, really stupid! Oh! Oh no! Her boobs were getting bigger again! Ah! Her butt too! Ohhhh, her lips were swelling up something fierce, and everything felt way more sensitive, and - And!

She pulled away, and put her hand in front of her face, feeling genuinely embarrassed for herself.

"I used Magical Ruby again while under the influence..." she muttered, complaining about how stupid it had made her to think that was a good idea. "Uh! Sorry about this, but I may have used Second Magic to switch places with a friend of yours. I think it's time we shared some information, don't you?"

"Oh yeah, totes definitely!" ah, there was a second blonde in the group, who was getting right into Rin's personal space!

"But first, we gotta, like, tap that unprotected ass of yours," said the tall girl of the group, whose breasts smothered the back of Rin's head and started to make her feel stupid again. "It's the only way we can be sure we don't all go stupid again!"

Nnnnrgh~ This whole turn of events was going dumber than she'd expected! What the hell had she gotten herself into now?!