Man, he really wished those girls weren't here right now, they were cramping his style like nobody's business. It was one thing Shampoo blatantly trying to set them up, but Ukyo and Kodachi too? Look at them over there, sitting at that table, staring across at them like that. It was unnerving, is what it was! Who knows what they're planning? Who knows what they're up to!
In a moment of panic and denial, Ranma started to worry that those three had other plans in mind. After all, despite his curse (and the fact that he regularly used that cursed form to get laid with Akane, the boy that those three also wanted a piece of) he was quite a manly specimen, if he did say so himself. Were they secretly coming up with a plan to do something about this absolute babe? Was that it? Jealousy perhaps?
He could see it. Usagi was absolutely one hundred percent his type. A killer body, a strong martial artist, even the way she was drinking that water made him feel really thirsty. She was so... so cute that he could barely stand to look at her. So cute he kinda wished she had pigtails for him to tug on.
Luckily the extremely regular sex he'd been having with Akane had somewhat matured his outlook on relationships a little bit. That sort of thing didn't make him nervous anymore, or resort to ridiculous coping mechanisms.
"You know, it's a beautiful day outside, why don't we go for a stroll in the park?" Ranma asked. All three of the girls perked up their ears over at that table, while Usagi sputtered on her water."I dare say the sunset will be almost as pretty as you are."
"Um! Okay!" Usagi yelped. "Uh! Bill please? I guess?"
"Is okay, is on Shampoo this time!" Shampoo waved it off, which made Ranma even more suspicious about their intentions. He took Usagi's hand and led her to the door, and then she lay her head on his shoulder, squeezing his hand! Jackpot! She's into him, she's really into him, she's really super into -
I mean. Of course she is. He'd seen himself in the mirror. He was a total hunk. Of course a babe like this can't keep her hands off him. Ahem! He waited until they left then turned to whisper in her ear.
"Those girls are gonna follow us," he whispered. "You ready to book it?"
"I was born ready," Usagi replied.
They nodded - and then jumped to the roof together. She wasn't quite at his level, so he had to put an arm around his waist, but her legs were plenty strong. Other girls might have needed to put a bit more weight on him to keep up, but this chick was something else.
"Ohohohohoho! You shall not escape so easily!"
"Shut up, Kodachi! We're supposed to be quiet about this!"
Indeed, they could consider that mission failed. Looking back, Ranma could see the three of them spread out across the rooftops behind them as they ran. Tsk, this was annoying -
"Down there," Usagi yelled. "Ground level!"
Got it! On the rooftops wasn't working, so let's get down to the streets! While that would inhibit their mobility a bit, they might be a bit less visible down here. He brought them down, and then -
"Left here," Usagi insisted, physically pulling them down an alleyway that Ranma hadn't even spotted. "Shush, it's a blind spot. So..."
Sure enough, on the roof ahead he heard the clattering of feet as a certain trio rushed by.
"Where they go?" Shampoo demanded.
"I don't know! They jumped down about here, but -"
"Indeed, there are any number of directions they could have fled from here..." Kodachi grumbled.
Then the three of them jumped down to run off in three different directions, seeking them out to interfere with their date. Hah! Good luck, idiots! Served them right, none of them was the type to take no for an answer, so...
"Alright, they're probably gonna expect us at the park, where do you wanna - " Ranma asked, only to be interrupted by tongue, tongue, so much tongue. His grip on her within this blind alley shifted, as Usagi used her leg to pin his body up against the wall. His hand went to her thighs and the only word on his mind right now was <I>nice</i>.
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Akane Tendo liked Ranma Saotome. Yes, I know, you could put a sarcastic 'news at eleven' after that statement. At some level Akane herself had been aware of it for quite some time. But she hadn't felt it as keenly before. Like a throbbing impulse shooting through her body.
Ranma had carried her before when the danger level was high enough that they needed to get out of there faster than she could manage. It had always made her feel hot and bothered, but never like this. She'd always put it down to the adrenaline going from the danger. You know. Misattribution of arousal, and all that? She'd heard of the idea. Told herself that's all it was. She found herself in dangerous situations with Ranma around, which made her adrenaline levels spike, which made her think she was into him.
Hahahaha, no, no, she was a fool, she was into him, she was into him hard, and her body was aching for his touch like nothing else. Was it because her boy form from this world had been so intimate with Ranma's girl form? Was it because she'd been a boy quite a bit recently, and the sudden shift into being a girl again had made her hyper aware of how she felt?
It didn't matter. Her mind, her rationality, they were not in control at the moment. Her instincts were, and those instincts were screaming at her to take him, take him now, make him hers forever. Much like your boy form has ruined this cutie's girl form for other men. Ruin his boy form for other girls. Make it so that he cannot look at anyone else ever again.
Then again, he might be having the opposite effect on her! She felt like she was intoxicated. Taking something she'd wanted for longer than she'd care to admit, maybe even back to that day she'd first walked in on him in the bath.
Except... No, not out here, not like this! They should at least find somewhere nobody would find them. Ah! But where to go? Where could they finish up....?
"How about we head back to my place?" Ranma asked. "Uh, I think everyone's gonna be out for a bit, so we could have some privacy there?"
By 'his place' he meant 'her place', as it happened - but! Oh! That was perfect! Akane pushed herself into him as hard as she could, looked him in the eyes, and whispered - "Take me there, stud."
He didn't need a second invite.
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Dammit, dammit, dammit! This was bad, where the hell were they, where the hell were they?! Ukyo knew Ranma too well at this point, knew his big fat mouth wouldn't be able to go without saying something stupid to ruin the whole damn thing! That Usagi girl seemed pretty cool with him, pretty blatantly into him as well from what she could tell, but all it would take was one moment of Saotome foot-in-mouth disease and pop goes the illusion!
It didn't help that Ukyo herself was extremely, stupidly horny right now. Ah! Cut Akane off cold turkey? Who were they kidding here?! Right now she'd crawl over broken glass for a chance to steal Akane's lips! Never mind being taken over a countertop! Or having okonomiyaki sauce slathered all over her, and -
"Ranma! Where the hell are you!" she yelled to the sky, beating her battle spatula against the poor innocent pavement. "You jackass! Can't you see I'm trying to help you out here?!"
"Kukuku, such an amusing proclamation!" Uh oh. Here comes trouble! It's Shampoo's great grandmother, the old crone hopping along on a walking stick. "To think you'd all be so besotted by that young man! Tell me, Miss Kuonji... Would you like to have a little assistance?"
"What's in it for you?" she demanded.
"Personal amusement," Cologne replied. Then she threw a packet of something at her. "Do enjoy yourself, won't you? This treat is on me! Kukukuku!"
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