Story: Kiss-O-Matic

 

It's inevitable, really. When a growing force threatens the balance of society, there will be those who band together to oppose it. Whether that force be for good, or for evil, or perhaps even neither. It could be those who have power and seek to not lose it. It could be those who have seen the face of what is coming and seek to limit it before it grows too strong. Such a thing is natural. Inevitable. Whichever side is righteous, if any could be called such, this shall remain true.

There was quite a gathering in this room at this very moment. At the head of the table there was Negi Springfield, who had no less than Evangeline and his own descendant, Chao Lingsen by his side. Yet it was not just them, but rather a few that they did not know so well. Karin Yuuki was one main example. Takane Goodman was also known to them, of course, though she wasn't quite herself presently. Then there was Yayoi Kobe, sister of Hitoshi Kobe, as well as a retired hacker by the name of Billy G, who had invited himself to this meeting despite it being kept top secret.

"Really now, you guys are relying way too much on magic," Billy said, putting his feet up on the table in front of him. "The magic of the new age is called the computer, and I am the best mage of that new school on this earth."

"Funny, you had to steal my brother's secrets to make your own AI," Yayoi sniffed.

"Serendipity, that's all!" Billy shrugged. "He didn't know what he had. Until I got my hands on it, he simply didn't have the ambition, the genius, the drive to truly improve upon it. He was perfectly happy building a little harem of AI units for himself, thinking way too small, and not about how this could improve all of mankind."

"In my experience," Evangeline began. "Those who talk about improving all of mankind ultimately wind up trying to discard a significant chunk of it. Or trying to rule over it. Usually both at the same time."

"Now, now everyone!" Negi said, before the conversation could escalate any further. "Let's all sit down and relax for a bit, okay? We're here today to discuss Keitaro Urashima and this mysterious kissing cult that's come up out of nowhere. Takane, do you have anything to..."

Takane did not have anything to say. She was too busy making out with Karin right now.

"Urgh..." Evangeline shrugged and shook her head. "You're Karin, aren't you? I thought you wanted to be a tough fighter that could reach my level one day. What happened to that girl?"

"She got smoochied by a kissing machine," Chao chirped happily, little agent of chaos that she was. She pulled out a gizmo of some kind that ran some kind of a scan over them. Billy G was especially interested in that little toy. "Yep, their nervous system has been rewritten. Kissing causes a highly addictive release of chemicals in the brain, and -"

"Spare us the technical details," Evangeline interrupted. "It makes kissing addictive. That's actually probably the stupidest ability I've ever heard of in all my time alive. And you'd better believe that list is pretty insane."

"Can't believe my brother got pulled into this, the idiot..." Yayoi grumbled.

"Yeah, well! That's what you get for being sloppy," Billy G shrugged. But this was a mistake, as it got the sister to focus her attention on him.

"You're only here because you want a look at these devices yourself," she said. "That's it, isn't it? You want control over this things for yourself. Devices capable of reprogramming people, as if they were some computer program you -"

"She's just a little bit sore about her brother," Evangeline stepped in between them. "Now. Enough about him for now, we'll get to him and his AIs just as soon as we figure out a proper gameplan."

"Yes, let's not get distracted by infighting and... whatever those two are doing," Negi said, gesturing vaguely at the two girls who were getting a bit too frisky for his liking. "Instead, we must devote our attention to the real threat. Keitaro Urashima, the leader of this kissing cult. As neither Takane or Karin is currently able to give us much information about them, we'll have to make use of public records to figure out what he's all about."

To that end, Chao stepped up, pulling out information from her own past - their future - to tell them what was recorded of Keitaro Urashima.

"Keitaro Urashima, noted archaeologist. Married childhood sweetheart Naru Narusegawa and had numerous children, all girls -Their names are listed here, but they won't be born for another five years at least... It says here that he wound up attending Tokyo University after four years of attempts, for one reason or another. Whew! That seems to be everything, I'm afraid."

Was that so...? This didn't tell them much. Maybe he was involved in something archaeological and... No, that didn't quite fit. This was a machine doing this. Not magic. Which meant... what exactly?

Negi wasn't sure exactly, but he knew one thing right away. Keitaro Urashima. Setting up a cult like this out of nowhere is no mean feat. Having devices like this at your beck and call as well? What kind of devious, deviant mastermind was he? What twisted plans might he be developing at this very moment? What was his end goal? If they knew that much at least they could predict him, outplan him, outfox him! If only Negi knew, if only he could guess at what Keitaro Urashima was up to at that very moment!

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Turns out getting your dick sucked by these enormous puffy lips is the best feeling in the world. No surprise really. I mean, these suckers had been tailor made to cause pleasure when they came into contact with human flesh, so why wouldn't this absolutely rule?

"Mmmm~" and Naru seemed to be enjoying herself as well, bobbing her head up and down his shaft with absolute delight... Because the pleasure the lips gave out was roughly equal to however much they received, and Keitaro could tell you now, it was a miracle he hadn't cum yet.

But she wasn't alone here. Motoko was smooching the nape of his neck, giving him a row of hickies all around it, while Mitsune was sitting in a seat next to him, flicking her tongue into his mouth, and Kanako was painting his chest with kiss marks.

He might still be kinda on the fence about this whole 'religious cult' thing, but let me tell you. Keitaro Urashima was in heaven right now. His plans for the day: Keep doing this for as long as the girls wanted to do it, and he had a funny feeling - 

"Change places!" Suu suddenly yelled, then quickly left the room, causing a tremendous kerfuffle as all the girls shuffled into brand new positions, and - Oh yeah. Definitely not doing anything else for the rest of the day, not if he could help it. Why would anyone want anything more than this, when this was the best thing ever?!