It was after school. Normally, Akane would immediately get dressed and head to the training hall to get a bit of training done. Run through some kata, maybe spar with Ranma if they were free. Not today. Today, he was sitting on his bed, staring up at the ceiling, replaying what had happened earlier.
Kodachi. Kodachi fucking Kuno. He'd banged Kodachi. What the hell was wrong with him? Ranma, Ukyo and Shampoo weren't enough? He had to put it in crazy? Was this because he wasn't used to this male body, or was it something else?
After a little bit, there was a tapping at the window. Akane sighed, turned to open it, and found girl form Ranma hanging upside down, looking in.
"Kodachi?" Ranma asked, features painted with bewilderment. "Really? You banged Kodachi of all people?"
"I know! What the hell is wrong with me?!" Akane blurted out, unable to maintain eye contact and suddenly finding great interest in a thin crack on the wall he'd never noticed before. He stepped away from the window while Ranma flipped inside. "It just... sorta happened, you know? I figured she must've used some aphrodisiac or something, but - "
"It's okay, it's cool," Ranma said, taking a deep, deep breath. She pushed him back onto his bed. Sat in his lap. Her feminine presence was... overwhelming. Her soft, small, powerful body. The smell she put out. Akane couldn't help but put his hands on her body, so petite, so cute. Come on, don't do something stupid here, haven't you had enough action today?
Based on the reaction of his penis, obviously not. The feeling of Ranma's breath on the nape of his neck was intoxicating, putting him mentally back in the same place where he'd wound up banging Kodachi. A senseless beast, taking over, driving him wild, putting him into an insane place where his reason was cast aside and - God, her skin was so soft and smooth, feel those thighs, taste her cheek, you know you'll like it, you know you'll love it -
"Wait!" Akane said, pushing Ranma away before they did something stupid. Fun, but stupid. Ohhhh, but it would be fun... "Listen, I think it would be best if I went cold turkey for a bit."
"Ehhhh?" Ranma replied, eyes flat and lifeless. "Cold turkey, whatever do you mean?"
"I mean... I gotta stop having sex for a while, or it'll take over my life!" Akane said. "I need to regain self control, otherwise who knows where it might lead! Things might get even worse than Kodachi!"
"Ehhhhh?" Ranma replied, somehow seeming flatter in expression than before. "Well, if that's what you think, then fine. No skin off my nose. It wasn't because I liked you or anything, I just rocked your world because it was helping out a buddy, you know?"
Huh? Had Akane missed something here? Ranma was climbing off his lap, but... something didn't quite feel right here. It felt like the atmosphere in the room had changed, as if the temperature had dropped several degrees.
"I guess part of it is my fault, so that's why I take responsibility," Ranma said, turning on her heels and stalking off towards the door. Calm, casual, but at the same time... There was something distinctly feminine in the way she was moving. Akane couldn't place his finger on it, but -
There was a sound like a whip crack, and at first Akane's keen martial arts senses were flaring up. But only for a moment, when he realised what that sound had actually been.
The biggest clue being Ranma's hand perched upon her own butt, grasping hold of her right cheek. In short, Ranma had just spanked herself right in front of him.
"Naughty Ranma," she said, then took a step, rolling her hips seductively while bringing her other hand around in a smooth, fluid motion and - Whip crack! "Bad Ranma, flaunting your girl form in front of Akane and - " Step, smack! "-Making him so horny he loses all common sense and - " Step, smack! "Making him put his dick in crazy because you were way too hot for your own good."
Tap. That. Tap. That. Tap. That. Each time Ranma made a step and smacked herself, it was making Akane's dick harder and harder and harder. It was making Akane more and more aware of Ranma's hot body, that petite form, those lusciously firm buttocks, those childbearing hips, all wrapped up in a tomboyish package that -
"Oh hey, is that a coin?" Ranma bent down at the waist to pick up nothing. "Hrm, I could have sworn I'd seen something~" Sway, sway, way, aiming her ass right at Akane's head. It was all he could do to avoid tumbling off the bed and crawling on his hands and knees to bury her face in between those cheeks. Trousers and boxers be damned! "Never mind, it was nothing~" Ranma sang, then opened the door and slipped out, waving Akane a cheeky goodbye as she departed.
Which left him with nothing to do but tumble back onto his bed and resume staring at the ceiling, but this time, his dick was standing upright. Staring up as well, after a fashion.
"I am in so much trouble," Akane muttered to himself. "She definitely did that on purpose."
"No shit!" Ranma called from outside the room. Grk! Okay. So, just try to focus on going cold turkey. It wouldn't be that bad, right? He could at least go a little while without getting laid, couldn't he?
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"Oh my, it's so nice of you to help us cook tonight Ukyo," Kasumi said to the girl who was sitting to Akane's right. Shoulders rubbing into his. "How thoughtful of you."
"It's the least I could do, Kasumi!" Ukyo chirped brightly. Akane, for her part, twitched. He was pinned in between them. Ukyo on his left. Ranma on his right. "Oh, Ranma, you got a little something there."
Which was followed by Ukyo leaning across in front of Akane to wipe something off Ranma's mouth. Which meant putting her hand on Akane's junk and giving it a nice tender squeeze, while at the same time - Ohhh, what hair care product was she using to make it smell so goooood~
"Thanks, Ucchan!" Ranma replied, a hand under the table squeezing Akane's thigh. "Say Akane, would you like to join us in some training after dinner?"
"Oh yes," Ukyo said. "We've come up with a fascinating new martial arts style. I think you'll find it so <i>crazy</i> that you won't be able to keep your hands off it."
The meaning there was about as subtle as a brick. Or perhaps even a brick wall.
"Sorry, I've got something to do after dinner," Akane said. "Tell you what though, why don't you guys practise it for a while, and then show me tomorrow? I'm looking forward to seeing what you've come up with."
"Hrmmm? Something to do after dinner?" Nabiki asked. "Gasp! Don't tell me, you have a girlfriend? If so, you'll need some roses won't you? I'd recommend avoiding black, myself..."
Cute, Nabiki. Real cute. But no, that wasn't exactly where Akane was going. Instead, he was going to meet up with a different flavour of crazy -
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"Nihao!" Shampoo called out, happily waving to Akane as he entered the cat cafe. "What can Shampoo do for Akane today? Like rose petal maybe, or -"
"So all of you know already?" Akane asked, pinching the bridge of his nose in sheer frustration. "Okay. Alright. Fine. Look, I wanna speak with your great grandmother, I wanna ask her for... For..."
He got a bit distracted there for a bit, hard to blame him really, with Shampoo quite deliberately leaning forward and pinching her breasts between her upper arms. She knew what she was doing. She knew the effect she was having on him.
"Shampoo think cold turkey is too too unhealthy," she said. "No eat bird cold. Eat hot pussy instead~"
Grk! "Wh-where's your great grandmother?" she barked out. "Quickly now, I need to speak with her!"
"Oh, do you now...?" the old ghoul herself appeared. "That might be the politest you've referred to me since we've met, young man. Shampoo, go serve that table over there. Mousse, I see you spying on us from the kitchen, focus on your duties!"
Alright, good. Less of a distraction there from the sultry Chinese seductress wearing that short dress, cute apron, flaunting her healthy strong thighs and -
Whack! "You wanted to speak to me, not ogle my great granddaughter, yes?" Cologne asked. "So? What is it? What would you like to talk with me about?"
Deep breath now. Here's the moment of truth...
"How much for some instant spring of drowned girl?" Akane asked. The perfect way to get his hormones back under control. Get back to the body he was used to - even if only for a little while.
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