Story: Ah My Succubus

 

Ah, sleep. The chance to rest, the opportunity to recuperate and recover from a long and arduous day. Not just the body, but the mind as well. Alas, Kiyoshi's rest was coming to an end. At the flickering edges of his conscious mind, he felt warm, comfort, and he regretted that soon he would have to leave it. He tried to rationalise it, not with any complicated logic, but more like a 'do I have to?' but the answer came back 'yes, you do. You have to go to work and -'

"Work!" he sat bolt upright, causing both the girls using his chest as a pillow to roll over and fall out of bed. He looked around in a panic. This wasn't his bedroom. This wasn't his house! "Oh hell, did I really spend the entire afternoon having a threesome with my best friend and her sister?!"

"Ohhhh, yeah, you sure did studmuffin," said a voice that sounded like sugar tasted. His eyes soon focused on a figure standing in the doorway. A very pretty girl, whose hair was tied up in a pair of enormous pigtails. She was standing there wearing - no other way to call it but a slutty school uniform. The sort that a porn star would wear in a school drama parody. We're talking top two buttons unpopped, tied off under her boobs, a tartan miniskirt, and a tall pair of socks that left an enticing thigh gap that would surely draw the attention of most anyone that glanced her way. Shame about the colour scheme though. The shirt and socks were vivid green, while the skirt was a mixture of shades of orange, creating a look that was as unpleasant to look at as it was pleasant.

There was a popping sound from the vicinity of her mouth, and Kiyoshi realised that in spite of the fashion abomination, he had been starting at her thighs for at least thirty seconds. So he forced himself to look up at her face. She was chewing gum. Looked kinda stupid, too. Normally he'd be more polite about this, say she didn't seem focused, but... nah, this expression was pretty bereft of intelligence.

"Hey, so, don't think we were actually, like, introduced yesterday," she said. "I'm Tiemaya's little sister Mirdana."

That's right. He vaguely remembered her. In particular, he remembered her smooching the life out of him. His eyes did wind up focusing on her lips. Sweet, soft, perfectly shaped to be alluring to men.

"Hey, watch your eyes there buster!" Suzu yelped, and then her hands slapped over his eyes. "Listen, don't get any funny ideas. Last night only happened because - Because this ditz unleashed a flood of lust magic over the area, and we weren't thinking clearly! It won't happen again!"

"Hah! That's a good joke!" Mirdana snorted. He could almost hear the eyeroll. "Listen, if you two are quite done then we've got a contract to fulfill."

Contract...? Huh? What the hell did she - 

"Give her an eskimo kiss," Suzu whispered. "It was the only way to get her to resolve that mess yesterday, you'll have to give her one three times a day from now on."

"I do?" Kiyoshi asked. Uh? Okay! Suzu pulled her hand away, and he found his vision full of Mirdana's pretty face, leaning over him. Uh! This is not what he was expecting to do this morning when he woke up! But okay! He put his face forward, and rubbed her nose up against hers and - Oh gosh, he was hard as a rock.

"Nyaaaaa~" Mirdana yelped, grasping her cheeks and licking her lips. "Ooooh, that was, like, sooooo nice!"

"...What?" both Suzu and Sachiko said, staring at the succubus who was writhing around in utter delight at the foot of the bed. Sachiko in particular tilted her head, then grabbed Kiyoshi's, turned him around and rubbed her nose against his.

"Succubus are weird..." Sachiko said. That was something they could all agree on. Well, with that nonsense out of the way, Kiyoshi could find some clothes to put on and then get to - 

"Work!" he shot out of bed. "Oh hell! I was supposed to bring Tiemaya in, and - "

"Oh, sis?" Mirdana said. She then pointed at the television in the corner, snapped her fingers, and on it came. "While you guys were banging, she went off, apparently you had an agreement or something...?"

<i>"Hey, hey everyone! Do the bunbun hop!"</i>

"What am I looking at right now?" Suzu asked.

"It appears to be a succubus in a bunny costume," Sachiko said. "And... not the sexy kind either. Like, a mascot costume."

Indeed. It was Tiemaya, onscreen, wearing a giant pink bunny costume that hid everything except her face. As for her face, she had whiskers attached to her nose, which she was twitching around cutely, and...

"I don't know, it still kinda works for me..." Kiyoshi begrudgingly admitted. "Uh, is it a good idea to have a succubus on television like this?"

"My sis knows exactly what she's doing!" Mirdana huffed. Implying in the process that she did not know what she was doing. "Anyway! For some mysterious reason all the clothes in the block mysteriously vanished last night and were replaced with more appropriate, and way cooler clothes! We should all be thankful to the mysterious entity that graced us all with such -"

"Gah!" Suzu yelped, standing in front of her closet, adopting the same body language as a vampire might if they had walked into a room and seen an enormous cross made entirely out of cloves of garlic. "Th-The colours! The clashing, vibrant colours! Back, keep away, my eyes can't take it, and - Hang on! I didn't have anywhere near this many booty shorts and miniskirts! The hell is going on, here?! Mirdana!"

Oh boy. Kiyoshi could already feel a headache coming on... and that headache was only getting worse when Mirdana held out a clothes hangar with a t-shirt and jeans hanging off it. The T-shirt was bright blue with a yellow logo that read 'Cool Dude' with an arrow pointing up. The jeans were neon pink with neon green stripes, that turned into flower heads near the top.

"... These are the only clothes that will fit me in the entire building, right?" Kiyoshi asked. Mirdana nodded her head. Casting another glimpse at the television, he begrudgingly grabbed those clothes and put them on. Ohhhh, he had a lot of bullshit to deal with today, didn't he? But, to his great annoyance, the priority absolutely had to go to his work.

At the very least, before he left, he kissed Suzu on the cheek. "Keep an eye on her and keep her from doing anything stupid."

Suzu glanced back into the house, and sighed. "Failed that already, she's trying to drink water from a vase. We'll catch up later, okay?"

Yeah, they'd catch up later. And maybe this time control themselves enough that they didn't end the day by banging each other stupid. If things kept going at the rate they were going, by the end of the week he'd be so tied up in sexy bullshit that he wouldn't be able to breathe.

The thought made a shudder pass through him. What the hell was going to wait for him at work?