Story: Drive

Shortly, Shinji found himself surrounded on all sides by a whole bunch of naked, willing, compliant Reis. This felt very like a dream he'd had a couple of weeks back - but of course Shinji knew better than to be less than attentive here. He knew full well these Reis were trying to corrupt him. Seeking a chance to twist his orders around, and turn them against him full on Monkey Paw style, and keep him distracted with their naked, beautifully otherworldly bodies.

"I want you girls to come up with a plan to defeat Drive once and for all," he said, feeling pretty secure in himself with that order. "Then run it by me and the two Asuka before implementing it. We need to make sure it works before you do anything."

There! If they came up with a plan to defeat Drive and then went off to implement it all willy nilly, there's no telling what they might do. Running it by him and two Asuka? There was a much, much lower chance they'd be able to pull something on all of them! 

"You could defeat it by making everyone too horny to be corrupted," a Rei offered. Obviously, that suggestion would have to be discarded. 

"You could always have a threesome with both Asukas," another Rei offered, which would also have to be suggested.

"Can you come up with something that's <i>not</i> lewd?" Shinji asked. The Rei all looked around at one another, so he sighed and threw his hands up in the air. "Okay, okay, put your heads together and come up with something not perverted. Or corrupting. Or lewd. Or erotic. Or sexual in any way. Okay?"

He stretched out while they muttered among themselves, and - Ouch! A crick in his neck! Ah, man... He had been kinda active of late. No wonder his muscles were acting up.

"Hey, could one of you give me a non-lewd neck rub?" Shinji asked. He was very specific about that. Non lewd. That should be safe and - Ooooh yeah, that's just what the doctor ordered! He really needed this.

"Was zum Teufel denkst du, was du tust?!"

Uh oh, Asuka only broke out full German sentences when she was really pissed off. Muscle Asuka waded through the crowd of Rei, grabbed Shinji by his collar and physically lifted him into the air by a single hand.

"What. Did. I. Tell. You?" Muscle said through grit teeth. "Don't. Use. The. Rei. For. Anything!"

"It's fine, it's all good!" Shinji said. "I'm keeping them from doing anything perverted! Right? If I keep them busy, there shouldn't be a problem!"

"If I had a spritzer, I'd be using it right about now..." Muscle grumbled ominously. "Then again, the other me might have drunk the contents. Hey! I can see you there, sucking on that Rei's toes!"

"But it's so succulent and juicy, how can I not?"

Ah, is that where she'd gone? Shinji had been wondering about where his own Asuka had gone, it probably wasn't a great idea to leave her unattended while she was being influenced by this weird Gluttony curse.

"Anyway, the point is that we're very deliberately not doing anything lewd right now," Shinji said.

"But you could if you wanted to," said the Rei rubbing his neck. Gee thanks a lot. She was <i>right</i> technically, but she didn't have to quite put it like that. "Would you like us to?"

"No, no, that won't be necessary," Shinji nervously laughed. "Ahem! Anyway, this gives us a pretty good opportunity, don't you think? I've ordered them to write up a plan for us to defeat Drive!"

"Dumkopf!" his own Asuka yelled, rising her head from amidst the sea of Reis. "How stupid are you?! They'll surely use this as a chance to undermine us!"

"... Or that's what this wannabe smartass wants," Muscle scowled, narrowing her eyes at him. "That's what you're trying to pull, isn't it? You think you can get one over on them by making them come up with a plan so that we can see what sort of things they'd come up with to corrupt us."

"Ehehe, nothing wrong with having your cake, and eating it..." Shinji rubbed the back of his head. A Rei handed him a map of the Geofront. "Ooh, that'll be useful!" Only for Muscle to snatch it from his grip, roll it up into a tight cylinder, and whap him on the head with it.

"Dummkopf, dummkopf, dummkopf!" Muscle yelled. "How do you know which parts of their inevitable plan are meant to corrupt us? How do you know they won't see through it, and give us a <i>fully functioning</i> plan?! You can't trust these dolls! You can't even trust that you can't trust them! They're under the control of a supercomputer smarter than <i>me</i>, and you think you can manipulate and outwit them?!"

"I mean, if you put it like that then I've been doing something very, very stupid..." Shinji muttered to himself, looking around at all the Reis he'd gathered. "Tell you what. I'm not really gonna be any good anyway, so how about this? We'll keep it simple. I'll use these Reis to keep security distracted, while you go off to do something that I don't know about."

His own Asuka grabbed the rolled up map from Muscle, then started to whap him on the head with it. Until Muscle stopped her, said "Hold on, hold on. That's not how you hit him, the real action is in the forearm, you get more oomph that way."

"We have a plan!" a Rei said from somewhere, and the rest of the Reis all sprang up, cooing "A plan! A plan!" excitedly, at the very top of their adorable voices. "But we need to get some stuff! Can we go get some stuff?"

"Is... Is it lewd stuff?" Shinji asked.

"Nooooo~"

"Then... Uh... I guess that's okay?" Shinji said, scratching the back of his head. "But if anyone else asks, it is for lewd stuff. Make something up, and don't let anyone come back here."

The entire time that he spoke, Muscle and Asuka were taking turns smacking his head with the rolled up map. One syllable Muscle, next syllable they swap, then the third syllable Asuka, fourth syllable swap and repeat. Honestly that was getting kind of annoying. To the point that Shinji, who was normally kinda meek and unassuming, finally got pushed to the edge and turned to them and yelled -

"Could you cut that out and do something useful?!"

Both girls reacted like someone had dropped a vibrator in their panties and an ice cube in their bra. Involuntary arousal achieved. The two of them scowled at him, then slunk off like thieves in the night.

"You know, there's no reason you couldn't have both of them," a Rei whispered to him. "Man, check out their butts. They're the same girl, but - Whew, you can really see the difference!"

Hrm, that was true enough. There was nothing to say that he couldn't celebrate after Drive was defeated by having a fun threesome with two Asukas. And that reaction from before said they were definitely into him. Maybe he should be more assertive - No, he should definitely be more assertive from now on!

"Take what you want, be more confident!" a Rei said. Yeah. Yeah, he really should stop holding back. The only one truly holding him back was himself! "I mean, if you pull off our brilliant plan you'll be the hero who saved multiple worlds from a perpetually horny fate!"

"Imagine, they might even make you King!" another Rei swooned against his feet. "King Shinji! On a throne being waved at by Reis just like us -"

"Except wearing skimpy bikini armour, and serving as your personal guard!" another Rei finished. Ah, yeah... All he had to do was reach out for it. "Nothing wrong with wanting just a little bit more than you have inside your reach."

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The Asukas stormed off together, but not too far away. Our own Asuka lingered near the door, peering inside and wetting her lips.

"I wanna eat his dick," she said, sounding more annoyed than anything else. "I really, really want to eat his dick."

"Yeah, I know, and that worries me," Muscle grumbled to herself. "I feel it too. When he gave that order it made my pussy muscles clench hard enough to turn coal into diamonds."

Asuka tilted her head, and briefly pondered that it would be a very unhygienic place to put coal, and that the diamonds would shred your inside very quickly... But oh, she was also wondering what coal tasted like? Probably better than admitting that she was craving headpats, buttplug tails or being on their knees doing whatever Shinji said. Because that tasted gross.

"They're definitely doing something to that idiot," Muscle said. "I mean, it's not a great sign that they're talking about how he'll be this big hero for saving the world."

"Urgh, I heard that," Asuka wrinkled her nose. "Can you imagine it? Surrounded on all sides by a bunch of Dolls all dressed skimpy and waiting on you hand and foot and bringing you <i>so much food</i>."

Bop! Muscle rapped her knuckles atop Asuka's head. Not hard. Not hard for her at any rate. But enough to get her out of it.

"Listen, dummy! They're obviously playing up his ego to make him too distracted and horny to notice what they're doing!" Muscle took a deep breath, then unfolded the map at long last. "Let's take a look at this thing, maybe we can work out something we can do to deal with this mess before it gets out of control."

"I can help you with that if you like," a Rei said, popping up in between them as if out of nowhere. It smiled the sort of smile that a computer would come up with after performing an in depth analysis on exactly what kind of smiles most set a human's mind at ease. In other words - smack dab in the middle of the uncanny valley.