Story: Cocknosis Raildex

The battle was now on! A raging encounter between Misaka, her room-mate Kuroko, and an enormous hypnodick that was formed from the collective AIM of Espers all across Academy City. which, when put in those terms, seems like a point we ought to get back to right about now, don't you think?

"Coooock!" a patient moaned from their bed, out cold, unconscious. A girl that we are all familiar with by now, surely - Saten, a close friend of Misaka and Kuroko who had used the Level Upper out of jealousy that her own Esper power had not successfully manifested.

She was not alone in this, much to the utter bafflement of the doctors and nurses attending to their care. For the time being they were simply putting down that one of the symptoms of their coma was 'intense, unexplained arousal' and leaving it at that for the time being. That seemed, ahem, a bit safer than putting anything else down that might be misconstrued later on.

Still, it's a bit disconcerting hearing an entire ward of comatose patients moaning in their sleep about male genitals. Even for the medical staff at Academy City, who have seen some <i>really weird shit</i> in their time.

I'm sure this is fine. It won't have any consequences <i>at all</i>.

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Daisuke probably ought to leave, his survival instinct was telling him to get the hell out of here before something really wild and crazy happened. Then he realised, he couldn't run fast enough to get far enough away for it to matter. Which got him sitting on the ground, watching the show. Not many people get to watch a Level 5 fight up close and personal, so... Might as well enjoy himself!

That got him thinking actually. Was he a Level 5 now? His dick was obviously ridiculously overpowered here. Should he tell the scientists what else he could do with it? The body morphing stuff, reflecting lightning, that didn't seem like something he should be able to do if it was merely hypnosis. Level 5s apparently get a decent budget from the city for helping with their research, so maybe...?

There was no time for that, a fast paced action sequence was happening right before his very eyes and he could barely follow it. If he was a true Level 5 then he should have no trouble at all, right? There was lightning flying everywhere, and that monster dick was using a rather wide array of Esper powers to fend off the two girls.

Oh, crap! The monster dick repelled a blast of lightning from Misaka, and it was heading straight for that woman! Tsk! Even though she was the cause of this, it wasn't in Daisuke's nature to let something happen to a woman in front of him! He dove in front of her on instinct alone and let the lightning hit him in the pelvic region - which was apparently sufficient for his own dick to bounce it away, as if it had slapped it into the air harmlessly.

"Urgh..." Kiyama groaned, "What- What's going - Hey, do you mind? I can't see."

"That's the idea," Daisuke said. "I don't want you getting mesmerised by the monster dick that you created."

"Oh," Kiyama muttered. "So that wasn't a weird dream?"

"Onee-sama! Watch that gust of wind!"

"I'm on it, don't let its balls slap you!"

"If it's a dream then we're all caught in it," Daisuke grimly replied. Grimly, despite how ludicrous this situation was. The mere sight of that thing could utterly mesmerise anyone that hadn't already been exposed to his own junk, and had a whole host of Esper powers to boot. Would those two girls be enough? "We need to make sure nobody else sees that thing, or it could pull in a whole lot of other people to fight on its behalf."

"If my hearing isn't amiss, then you might be too late for that," Kiyama said. "I can hear footsteps already."

Oh hell, she was right. A crowd of dazed looking people were fast approaching. While the battle raged behind him, he had to do his part as well - which involved whipping his trousers off, letting it all hang out, and then whistling.

"Hey, you guys! Go back to doing whatever the fuck you were doing before you saw that giant dick! Okay?"

"Coooock!" the crowd moaned as one, but sure enough they turned and got back to doing whatever it was they were doing. 

Phew. crisis averted. Here's hoping nobody got a recording of this, otherwise they were going to wind up confused. And maybe go back to doing the thing they were just doing... Urgh! 

As for the battle raging on, the two girls had quite the combo going right now. Kuroko was holding Misaka's hand, then teleporting her into a new position away from the enemy from where she could fire down on it with electrocharged pieces of metal. Nonetheless, the dick-beast was quick at adapting, using a variety of Esper powers to block attacks from any direction coming at it. Using wind manipulation, or gravitons, kicking up the dirt around it, or outright using telekinesis and teleportation of its own to keep them from landing a blow.

Even so - it was having a hell of a time launching a counterattack. That's how fearsome the combination of Misaka and Kuroko were when they were in synch like this. Even so, it was clearly not going to work, and Daisuek couldn't think of anything else he could do to help out.

"Onee-sama!" Kuroko yelled. "Thanks to that boy, my teleportation powers are much stronger than they were! Fire another railgun, right into the air!"

"Eh?! Into the -"

"Just do it, Onee sama!"

"Fine, but it'll burn out long before it lands!" Misaka said. "A regular Railgun shot would be better!"

Misaka pulled out a coin and aimed her hand straight up, then propelled the coin straight into the air at a frankly terrifying speed. Unfortunately, the second she did that a tentacle grabbed her - and grabbed Kuroko as well, quickly ensnaring their bodies with extremely phallic tendrils. Which promptly made a beeline for their mouths, trying to force their way in, just like in some cliche hentai series.

This is where Misaka pulled out a whole lot of iron sand, cutting away the tendrils before they could do anything lewd - and Kuroko warped the whole damn thing way up in the air, into the path of the railgun shot. Daisuke had been a bit confused by this at first, but now he got it. Kuroko let herself get grabbed so she would have an easier time warping the thing into position!

From Daisuke's point of view the thing just flat out vanished, leaving Misaka with the tendrils on the ground. Worth noting that's not where they had been before the thing vanished. Kuroko had managed to warp them to completely different points at the same time! Incredible! She was that strong now?

The remains of the thing landed on the ground, unrecognisable as a hypnodick beast. Its core had been blasted clean from its body by that deadly combo attack. Amazing! These two were truly out of this world! Daisuke sort of felt stupid for worrying they wouldn't be able to resolve it, and - 

"Ah! This data!" Kiyama yelped, staring at her laptop in amazement. "I knew it would be beneficial, but this - This is it! I've found the cure! I know what went wrong! I can - I can wake them up!"

"Maybe," Kuroko said. "However, as a member of Judgement, my duty is clear. You're under arrest for so many charges. We'll read them all out to you at the station."

"Kuroko! What about the data!" Misaka warned. Then, something was flung straight for her. A memory card.

"Here, that card has a copy of all the data," Kiyama said. "Thank you, Daisuke, Misaka. For a long time I was wallowing in the depths of despair, but now... Now I can see the light. To think it would come about for such a stupid reason. Please, use that power of yours responsibly."

"I'll try," Daisuke said. "It's not been easy, though. This thing almost wants to be used irresponsibly."

And... that seemed to be the end of it. A quick statement from him for Kuroko to take. She'd made a few suggestions here and there to make anything seem less suspicious. Then they all went their separate ways. Daisuke didn't think much of the fact that Kuroko and Misaka didn't wander off in the same direction, he was just plain beat. Wanted to get home, put this stupid day behind him and collapse into bed.

That was the plan. It didn't quite work out that way. Because, you see, when he got home he found an unexpected visitor there, waiting for him. Ruri, sitting on the edge of his bed wearing just her underwear.

"So I get discharged from hospital, and what do I find? You're not here!" she complained. "Come on. Off with those trousers already. I need to gobble that dick right the fuck now. Got it, buster?!"

"Sure thing," Daisuke said, relieved now that he was fully aware that her condition wasn't his fault. "Next time you want to try some experimental unofficial thing going around, tell me first, okay?"

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Meanwhile, across town, a normally unlucky boy was having his balls sucked by two very cute girls. One a nun with an eidetic memory, and the other a cute Electromancer who was normally much, much more tsundere than this.

Both previously brainwashed by Daisuke using his cock. Both of them identifying Touma's cock as if it was Daisuke's. Neither of them especially fussy about sharing.

Though the experience was making Touma, who recently suffered irreversible amnesia, to believe that his past self must have been a real playboy to have these two girls so eager to gobble on his member at the same time. Not that he was complaining. They were both plenty cute...