With the events at the beach behind them, all involved tried to get on with their lives as if nothing had happened. So far as Shampoo was concerned though... that wouldn't be such a simple matter. She tried to deny the instructions given to her by Akane Tendo, tried to pretend it wasn't true. However, every time she got close to her airen she felt... the opposite of turned on. Not even turned off. That would be merely the absence of arousal. In this case it was more like, disgusted? Every time she saw him in the streets and went to give him a big friendly 'nihao' she would remember the vivid and horrifying image of Ranma's girl form sucking Ukyo's big fat disgusting futa dick.
And it made her want to throw up a little in her mouth.
On the other hand, Akane had started to give Shampoo daily inspections. Almost like she couldn't keep away. Despite herself, she was giving Shampoo a deep tongue lashing, which was actually helping to take the edge off a little bit. It wasn't much in the grand scheme of things, but in its own way it was oddly helpful.
Great grandmother wasn't being much help in this matter either. Apparently she was simply ignoring it. Hrmph! Some help she was turning out to be! Then again, the way things were going Shampoo wasn't sure it really was possible to win over her airen anymore - or even if she wanted to! That image was haunting her even now, the thought of going out and trying to seduce him made images of that scene pop up in her mind...
If she was being perfectly honest, she'd much rather get eaten out on the daily by her hated rival than let that boy touch her again. It wasn't quite getting to the point of being as bad as <i>him</i>, but Shampoo really didn't feel like pursuing this path anymore. Wasn't it amazing what difference a week can make?
On the plus side, she didn't have to deal with <i>him</i> on top of everything else. That would be pretty unbearable. She'd had enough of <i>him</i> to last a lifetime, and that was stress she could live without.
But today, a letter had arrived. Addressed to her. Which was rare, Shampoo didn't get that many letters. Usually even those from home were addressed to great grandmother.
"Huh? Invitation to circus?" Shampoo asked. Then immediately tossed it in the trash. "Shampoo's life is already circus, why she bother going to show?"
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Ah, it was nice having a chance at normalcy again. Going out on the town, shopping with her big sister, trying to ignore those really weird food cravings she'd been getting lately, and even -
"A winner! Fourth prize!"
"Yahoo!" Akane cheered. Ah, how nice! Akane had won fourth prize, which was an adorable pig plushy that oinked when you squeezed it! A delightful little companion for P-Chan, she was sure he'd love it!
"Are you feeling better now, Akane?" Kasumi asked. "You were in a pretty bad mood with Ranma earlier on."
Indeed she was. In point of fact, following this morning's inspection she'd taken his penis and put it in her pocket. Oooh, that boy! He really knew how to rankle her at every opportunity! The things he was saying about her, and about Ukyo... The two of them hadn't talked at all in the last week. It had been so awkward for them both, and so Akane got super frustrated and set that as a rule - until they make up, no penis for Ranma!
There were times she was worried that having this badge was starting to get to her a bit. This probably should have been one of those times.
"He knows full well what an idiot he's being," Akane turned up her nose at the idea. "Big sister, please don't ask me to make up with him yet. Not until he's made up with Ukyo."
"Oh my, I wonder what happened at that beach..." Kasumi sighed. "Well, that pig looks quite adorable Akane. I'm very happy you were able ot win it."
Yes, this pig was making her feel a bit better. She did have a thing for them, didn't she? For some reason she preferred pigs to cats or dogs. Huh, that was a little weird wasn't it? There probably wasn't anything worth reading into that, was there...?
"Kukuku, Akane Tendo, betrothed of Ranma Saotome!"
Akane's danger instinct kicked in nice and hard right then. As in, it would have even if she hadn't heard that extremely obviously threatening tone. Her body tensed, and in an instant she had swept Kasumi into her arms, and carried her along the street and moments later the pavement was peppered with dangerous looking items, with a lengthy chain whipping around and pulling her pig plush right up from the ground where it had been dropped. It was wrapped up, pulled into the air and into the waiting arms of some creep standing in the middle of the street. Wearing robes and a mask to cover his face.
So, a surprise attack then? Fine by her! Protecting Kasumi would be tricky too if they went that route, but if that was all this guy had then Akane was feeling pretty confident. A bit whoozy for some reason and with a hankering for some pickle dipped in chocolate, but confident she would win. The strange man whipped something straight at Akane, which she plucked out of the air and grabbed onto - a slip of paper?
"Tell Ranma Saotome," the stranger said. "That if he wants Akane Tendo back, he will come to the show."
"Huh?" Akane asked. "Wait, I'm Akane Te-"
"Hahaha, I have you now, Miss Tendo!" the stranger said to the pig plush, which oinked in his grip. "Now, now, there's no need to be coy! Your fate is now sealed!"
And then he hopped away leaving Akane feeling thoroughly insulted. What?!
"That guy thought that pig was you..." Kasumi muttered. "What a strange man."
"Yeah, tell me about it," Akane grumbled. Oh no, she had a really bad feeling about this.
...
Wait. Wait a minute, hold on here. She was missing something else beyond the plush! Oh no! Looking at that guy's retreating back, she could plainly see that he'd taken Ranma's penis with him! As if this couldn't get any worse!
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