Story: DxD Loot Crate

 

 
Have you ever wondered what a pair of perverts get up to in their spare time? What's that? No? It sounds like something you don't actually care about? Too bad, you're learning anyway! While Issei might be the most interesting and decent of the so called perverted trio generally, these two could be interesting in their own way! Are you expecting them to go on panty raids? Buy dirty magazines? Peep on women as they change? Well, no! they only do that sort of stuff at school to help them vent their frustration at being constantly surrounded by gorgeous girls who have nothing but disdain for them!

"It's a relief to see that old Mister Shizuka's back is starting to get better," Motohama said.

"Yes, yes, that hot water towel treatment you suggested is obviously working wonders for him," Matsuda nodded along.

"I don't get how he manages to mess up his room every time like that..." Motohama muttered. "It takes a while to get it sorted out, every time."

What's this? Charitable work? From these two? Why, yes! It turns out that even perverts can be multifaceted human beings capable of such decency. It speaks to the depths and layers to humanity, knowing that this pair, who are perfectly happy and content to spy on girls without their consent, who view women as existing solely and exclusively for their own sexual gratification, are still otherwise capable of going out into the world and -

"You know, I'm pretty sure his granddaughter has a pretty good impression of us now!" Matsuda cackled.

...

Never mind what I was saying, humans are as shallow as puddles. the only reason they were doing this was to show off for the big breasted grand-daughter who is too busy to properly help out herself, but pops in every now and then to see how things are doing. That's it. That's their whole reason. As if such a plan had any chance of success, as if she saw them as anything other than a pair of high school boys trying to earn extra credit. As if she gave them anything like a second thought when she had that damned project coming down the pipeline that absolutely had to be finished pronto.

Okay. So why are we focusing on these two dumb, shallow knuckleheads who are way less interesting characters than Issei, and who should by rights vanish more or less completely around this point of the story? the reason for that is pretty simple, and hse slunk out of the shadows right then and there.

"Behold, the ignoramus in its natural habitat," Aika Kiryu said. "So bereft of girth and lacking in testosterone, they must resort to treachery and deceit to fulfil the base urge to reproduce. Yet even that path leads to naught but failure at every juncture. Salutations, cretins. How doth thee fare on this foul evening?"

the two of them looked at her for a moment. A long, very hard moment. Aika had a history of tormenting them, you see. One might think that a pervert like her would get on well with them, but... No. she saw them as a bunch of idiots, they saw her as evil incarnate. the relationship simply wouldn't work.

"Did you, like, hit your head or something?"

"Maybe she swallowed a dictionary - Or got possessed by that English writer?"

"If it is Shakespeare you mean, then you offer false compliments-  I am not so talented with language as he. Nor do I speak in iambic pentameter, so the comparison is moot either way. Hrmph! Perhaps this intelligence boost granted by these glasses is making me conceited? then I shall endeavour to speak at your level - Hey! Don't walk away from me! I'm not done talking at you yet!"

Indeed, the pair of perverts had grown weary of Aika's weird new speech habit and decided it wasn't any of their business. they didn't even talk about her or anything, instead -

"How about getting a burger before calling it a night?"

"Nah, man! they let that cute waitress go. You seen the new hire at the pizza place? she has legs like <i>phew!</i>"

Aika didn't take this lying down. Or standing still. she rushed ahead, getting ahead of the two boys in a burst of energy, quickly passing them and then just as quickly running out of breath and having to put her hands on her knees to catch it again.

"Urgh!" she gulped down oxygen, reacting like she'd run three times the distance. "I see! So, this increased intelligence is... ugh! Paired with less physical stamina. It really is playing hard into the geeky stereotype."

the two boys had stopped cold in their tracks. Well, of course they did. there was a girl bent over in front of them. Even if it was Aika, not taking the chance to sneak a peek went against their personalities.

"Man, did she always have that much junk in her trunk?" Matsuda asked.

"No, pretty sure she was a skinny bitch," Motohama shrugged. "Ah, but we shouldn't get drawn in, this is still Aika we're staring at here..."

"Yes, it is!" Aika whirled around. "So! Where is that idiot Issei! I have..." she stopped to choose her words carefully. "Business with him. Urgent business. A personal matter that must be settled between the two of us, as a matter of urgency."

You could tell she was taking care to pick her words out so that she didn't sound pretentious.

"He didn't wanna hang out tonight," Matsuda said. "From the sounds of it, lucky jerk's got a girlfriend."

"Oooh, he's gonna get it tomorrow!" Motohama punched his open palm.then winced and shook his hands around as if he'd hurt himself. "Getting a girlfriend when we've not! That's a betrayal! He should share them with us, at the very least!"

"So, if you wanna talk to him, it will have to wait until tomorrow," Matsusa said dismissively. "So back that butt up, and let us by. We ain't gonna betray our buddy to you by telling where he - What are you doing?"

What she was doing was squatting down with her back to them. she was still a little bit out of breath, and her hands were still on her knees, but there was much more confidence about what she was doing. Not some desperate attempt to catch her breath, but something else. Something more sinister. Something sexier.

"The bro code, is it? Don't make me laugh!" Aika wheezed, and then sort of... flicked her booty back. Both boys were well away from that butt, but their heads bounced back a little as if it had struck them. "I know how you boys are. You'll stab each other in the back for a nice piece of ass."

"As if a chick like you understands - " but the protestation died on the lips before it could finish, as Aika started to dip and bounce her butt in a tight, yet growing circular motion. her skirt was already struggling and straining to keep it hidden away, but that big booty wanted to come out to play no matter what.

"I understand plenty!" Aika said. "This is the power of the Geeky Glasses, combined with the Ghetto Booties! My big round butt combined with my sparkling intelligence, my unparalleled knowledge of the male libido and the unequalled jiggling cheeks make for a deadly combination that saps the free will of any man who stares too long. Which you boys most certainly have, by now."

It was true enough. the two of them were enraptured by the rhythmic nature of her butt, bouncing around and around, jiggling, quaking, shaking and utterly ruining the free will of both perverts, causing them to sink to their knees. First from lack of will to stand. then because they felt the crushing need to crawl on their hands and knees, casting aside whatever little pride they had, to show their appreciation by burying their face into -

"Ah-ah-ah!" Aika warned, stepping away. "You get your prize when Issei's mine, all mine! I'll turn him into my slave with my posterior, and then - It's strange, but for some reason I'm extremely certain, if I contorl him then I can use him to control all the girls at school! I'll rule Kuoh Academy as its unparalleled King! And all you have to do, is tell me where I can find him..."

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As it turned out, reporting to your immediate superior that the two of you had been corrupted by a pair of mysterious magical items sent by an unknown source resulted in a severe dressing down. Which makes senes. they were supposed to be part of the Church's elite. A natural born Holy Sword and an artificial one, the pair of them granted an Excalibur each. Brought low by something like this? Was it any wonder that she didn't have much in the way of kind words for them?

"This simply won't do," said the beaming, smiling face of Griselda Quartia, Xenovia's legal guardian and one of the top five exorcists in the Church. she regarded the pair of items carefully, taking great care not to touch them. "Tsk, tsk, this won't do at all. Accepting gifts from an unknown source and winding up cursed for your trouble. With such lust laden curses as well... Please focus on me, Xenovia, if you wouldn't mind?"

Xenovia's gaze snapped forward. she'd been staring at Irina again. Oh, it was so good to have such a trustworthy ally, so worried about her. For whatever reason she was starting to think of herself as if she was Issei, and others around her were starting to act the same. Making matters worse were the Devil aspects she could feel creeping in around the corners. Whenever she tried to pray - she felt pain! the way a Devil would feel pain!

On the plus side, Griselda had a rocking pair of tits under that habit of - Ow!

"Oh my, you too Iss- Irina," Griselda caught herself at the last moment. "Recall that lust is one of the seven deadly sins, and try to avoid indulging in it, would you?"

"S-Sorry," Irina muttered. "It keeps on creeping in, Sister! Clearly, I am in need of further mental training."

"Very good, you at least accept the fault is yours rather than try to blame this mysterious item... Now. You say that the return address is Kuoh? And this is where you learned there is supposed to be a 'large event' occuring in July? My, my. God does not cause coincidences often. Our enemies are scheming something..."

"What would you have us do?" Xenovia asked. "In this condition, we may not be at our best. We should destroy these items -"

"No," Griselda interrupted. "No, destroying them will not undo the effects. Really now Xenovia, such basic knowledge should be clear to you by now. Must you always adopt such a straightforward approach? Eyes front, if you would. In any event, it seems that the enchantment caused by these items will linger on if they are destroyed. the only way to undo it seems to be... By visiting Kuoh itself. Yes... And you must bring the items with you? How curious. I have never seen such a complicated enchantment, it's almost as if someone was playing a game -"

Griselda stopped for a moment. "A game," she repeated. "Yes, that might well be what this is. Some powerful being is playing a game."

"What manner of game?" Xenovia asked, but Griselda shushed her.

"I see... if I think of it in those terms...think of it as a game rather than a bizarre sabotage attempt, then this makes sense..."

Both Irina and Xenovia looked to one another in confusion. You know, Xenovia was really fucking hot - Gah! Pervy Issei! Stop making her have such sinful thoughts about Xenovia's ridiculously lewd body! Oooh, this was so frustrating! It was as if occasionally thoughts that were not her own were slipping in unnoticed, and those thoughts tended to be of the horny sinful variety! Obviously, becoming a Devil had opened up the floodgates to Issei's lust and let a stream flow freely and wildly, flooding his soul with perversion! Well, Irina had greater self control than that, as she was a devout member of the Church who had full faith in G- Ow, ow, ow!

Even that counted as a prayer? she had to be careful. This might be trying to condition her into behaving in a lewd way that made her turn her back on God. That - That would be terrible indeed!

"You must journey to Kuoh," Griselda said. "You must do so as soon as possible."

"Eh?" Irina chirped. "B-But wouldn't it be better if another non-corrupted team went instead...?"

Griselda smiled kindly down at her. That is, on anyone else it would be a kind smile. On her face there was a hint of something else behind it instead. "You two have been embroiled in something beyond the scope of your original mission. If we send another team, there is an excellent chance they would be corrupted instead. If I am reading the intentions of the one who sent this correctly, they wish to test you both. For that reason, you will have to attend this... alone."

For a long moment, silence hung in the air. Xenovia was the one to break it. "Pardon me, but is that wise? With the way we are right now, we might engage in something... sinful, despite our typical devotion."

"Be that as it may, sending anyone to monitor you will only make the situation worse," Griselda said. "You must take these items with you. As it is a game, there will be others with similarly cursed items. Do not let yours be destroyed, but try to destroy the others. Once this is accomplished, report back to us immediately. Your goal is to win this ridiculous game. All sins of lust you commit during this time will be forgiven by the church. If need be, I shall attempt to seek an audience with Michael personally to ensure this. That will be all. You have your instructions. Dismissed."

Huh? That was it? Just like that? the nun left the room, with an aura that warned she would not be taking any further questions, and when she did leave it felt like everything in the room got a few pounds lighter. That intensity! So they were beign drawn into some weird pervy game? At Kuoh? Irina was left reeling, she thought she'd have to do a spot more training before going back there... What if this game interfered in their already ongoing mission? No, if it was at the same place and had already affected them, then she could see where Griselda was coming from. It was already affecting them, therefore this was as much about damage control as it was anything else.

Take the items with them. Ensure they are not destroyed. Seek out similarly cursed items, then destroy them. So, that was the game being played. they were probably lewd items as well. A shudder went through Irina, the part of her that identified as Issei was sort of looking forward to seeing what might come of -

"Uh, Xenovia, what are you doing?"

"All sins of lust will be forgiven," Xenovia said into Irina's tummy. "Obviously, you must indulge in this. I can see you squirming. Your hot tummy is in desperate need of smoochies. I must give them to you, so that you remain sane, and do not lose your sense of identity... Issei Hyoudou."

"I'm not Issei, I'm Issei!" Irina uselesly protested. "Now leave my tummy - Oh, tongue! Tongue tongue tongue! Ah! You're as skilled with that as you are a blade!" Indeed, her colleague was slurping up the flesh around Irina's tummy, making her Devil wings flutter behind her uncontrollably. she hadn't even meant to have them out, they'd simply popped out just like that.

But you know, Xenovia has a good point. Trying to hold back from indulging can only cause greater harm in the long run, right? Biologically speaking, even Devils must occasionally have release. Ignore these growing lustful feelings, and they might make you do something foolish.

Besides, lustful behaviour will be tolerated during this 'game', right? she could even bang Issei for a full 24 hours, let him do whatever he wanted to her lewd body while she did whatever she wanted to his, and - And it would be forgiven. Because this game was influencing them. Because the stakes were apparently so high they were willing to do that. Irina's back arched as Xenovia's kissing of her tummy became more intense, moment to moment, her tongue darting in and out of Irina's navel and occasionally running a circle around it. Oh! she had such a good partner, sensing the stress that she was under and being so willing to help out like this!

Also, this felt really fucking good! No wonder it was sinful! Maybe playing this game wouldn't be the worst thing in the world after all? Hey, come to it, she might even be able to build a harem out of this! A harem with girls who had all sorts of sizes of breasts! Ah! That would be nice! she could look forward to that!

Watch out, Kuoh! You're about to be hit by Issei #2!