Story: Kiss-O-Matic

 

 
Make no mistake, of the various beautiful women who occupied or hung around the Hinata dorms, you'd be able to make a good argument that the two hottest going were Mutsumi and Kitsune. They were like chocolate and peanut butter. One salty, the other sweet. Two great tastes that, combined, came together to create something magical. Kitsune's cheeky, teasing nature. Mutsumi's airheaded, well meaning bubbly attitude. Combined with busty, curvy bodies that any woman would envy.

That was even before the kiss-o-matic got ahold of their lips, enlarging them, swelling them, turning them into ideal suckers made for ideal, ultimate smooching. Sensitive, plump, addictive kisses that left one thoroughly weak at the knees.

So now we join them making full use of those lips. Upon one another, of course. Limbs entangled, clothes rumpled, breathing shallow, groping and grabbing, heaving and grunting into one another while the light of their eyes oh so gradually returns, signifying that they were returning to something approximating coherent thought after a period of being reduced to kissy beasts, slaking an unquenching thirst upon one another.

Kitsune was first, and her normally closed eyes flickered open. She felt the softness against her lips first. Then the softness against her breasts. A sharp intake of breath, her eyes flutter, and then after a moment of nearly succumbing once again to this pure heavenly bliss, she pushes the girl on top of her away and sucks in a lungful of oxygen. Not that she needed it so much, she was able to breathe through her nose just fine.

"Oy, Mutsumi!" Kitsune said, poking the girl now kissing the air in the forehead. "Snap out of it."

"...Huh?" Mutsumi muttered. "Oh, hello there Kitsune. Weren't you going to teach me how to seduce Kei-chan?"

Lie on the floor exactly as you are doing now. Leave him locked in this room. Then neither one of you will be a virgin inside of ten minutes. No, maybe not even three. Never mind that! Kitsune's head was all a blur. She vaguely remembered something about Keitaro, that was true. She remembered... blowing him? Oh yes, she remembered that quite well and - Nnnnrgh! Her lips were tingling with anticipation! The feeling of his shaft in between these plump puckered smoochers was enough to drive a girl completely wild!

But everything after that was a total blur. How had she wound up here, with her tongue down Mutsumi's throat? Couldn't tell you. Couldn't even guess. Come to it, where were Keitaro and Naru at? Had they wandered off together hand in hand, into the sunset as a happy couple now that they were past their various insecurities? She hadn't the faintest idea of where to look.

Fortunately, Mutsumi had a hand in a little something called 'plot convenience', and reached over to turn the television on.

<i>"We're here live with one Keitaro Urashima, who has set up a rather fascinating small business today. Mister Urashima?"</i>

"Oh look, Kei-chan is on the news!" Mutsumi clapped happily. "Ah! He looks so handsome in those robes, doesn't he?"

Yes he did but that was besides the point. What was he doing in those robes, and what sort of small business had he set up? He was already a landlord! He didn't have the time for something like that! Didn't he know how much hard work it was to run a small business?!

<i>Many thanks!"</i> Keitaro said. <i>"Are you full of stress? Have regular relaxation techniques not worked for you? Then come to us, our new method of helping you unwind will surely touch the depths of your soul, and lead you on the path to enlightenment."</i>

He licked his lips. In turn, Kitsune and Mutsumi found themselves doing the same - Wait a minute. Wait a minute here!

"Nooo! Keitaro's setting up a kissing cult!" Kitsune had a bit of a leap in logic there, but it was actually completely and totally one hundred percent accurate.

"Oh, that's nice," Mutsumi said. "Hrmph! Yes! I should go out and support him in this! Help him share the love with the rest of the world, for only love can save humani-"

"But if he's running a kissing cult he won't have time to be smoochy with us!"

"We must burn this cult to the fucking ground!" Mutsumi said, and the scary part was that her tone and demeanor didn't change even slightly. She had said that while being as bubbly as ever. The same big warm smile (bigger now due to her lips), the same innocent attitude, the same intonation that made you feel like she was just the nicest person around. "For clearly it is a heresy that cannot be forgiven! Stay pure, Kei-chan! You too, Naru-chan! Mutsumi is coming to save your souls!"

Ah, you know something, this girl might be a lot scarier than Kitsune had thought. That playful little skip and frolic, the innocent humming, it was all a mask for her own deep rooted desires. Honestly, Kitsune was a little more worried about her than this weird kissing cult now...

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As an artificial intelligence brought to life, Toeni held a certain level of sympathy for this cute little guy. The kiss-o-matic nuzzled up against her like a cat, how adorable!

But, you know, as an artificial intelligence, she couldn't help but use certain special talents available to her. Talents like, for example, having a good look at what makes this tick and see if she could make some... improvements. Normally such matters would be beneath her contempt, but thanks to Keitaro and Naru her eyes had been opened. Smooching was bliss! This device was the way forward! Through its glory they would teach others.. Oooh! What interesting coding! Ooh, what interesting potential!

Let's see, let's see! Saati would be better at this sort of thing. Haha, well, in due time they'd have to introduce her to this adorable little thing as well. It would be quite funny really! Seeing Hitoshi's reaction to Saati with big plump juicy lips. The poor boy wouldn't know what to do with himself! Kukuku, that almost sounded funny!

To think that she'd been afraid of this little thing at first. To think that she hadn't understood what was being offered to her. In her arrogance, Toeni had initially rejected the glorious gift that Naru and Keitaro were offering her. But now - Now she got it! Now, she understood! Now, she embraced it! Smoochy smooch! It really was a way of life!

"Ah, it's a bit of a shame that Keitaro is such a dork," Toeni sighed. "He does remind me of Hitoshi, actually. As in, it's quite uncanny how similar they are." Almost as if a certain mangaka had a 'type' for their protagonist that they went to the well for. Not just for their male leads, but their female leads too. Ahem! "Oh, you really are affectionate, aren't you?"

<i>"I am a machine made expressly for the purpose of smoochy!"</i> the Kiss-O-Matic said in a language only a fellow machine... or machine derived being could hope to understand. <i">Of course I am affectionate, Miss Namba!"</i>

"Ohhh, you're so precious!" Toeni cuddled it with great enthusiasm, barely able to contain herself. "Even more cute than my little sister, and way more cute than my little sister/brother! Let's see, let's see, is there some way we can make you more useful?"

Toeni mused that problem. It was a thorny one. Let's see, let's see... This device was doing <i>that</i> to stimulate a human's body using electrical signals, causing lips to grow into sublime, perfect kissers. Well, why not go a little further? Why not make it possible to change a person's body as well?

For that matter, why not allow them to become duplicates of Toeni herself! Yes, that was the ticket! Hitoshi had modeled her face off a girl he used to have a crush on (who was kind of a bitch, if she was being honest, but at least she was behaving herself now), but her body was... mmph, so much better! Her breasts, butt and legs were based on three different models or actresses, granting her a figure of 86-59-88! A true work of feminine beauty, sculpted from zeroes and ones and electrical impulses.

So? Why not spread the gospel a little further? It would be a suitable enticement, would it not? This treatment would not only give you a happier soul and a healthier outlook on life, it would grant you a killer body capable of reducing and man's will to a lump of hard flesh left, oh, around hip height or so.

"Now, hold still my cute little Kiss-O-Matic!" Toeni chirped happily, tapping into her AI powers to tinker and toy with the electronic device sitting in her lap like a cute little kitty-cat. "Miss Namba is going to give you one hell of an upgrade! Mwahahahaha!"

It could be said that Toeni's biggest weakness was how shallow she was. Even when brainwashed into joining a kiss cult, it seemed that aspect of her hadn't changed a bit.