Have you ever tried really hard to concentrate on what you're doing but a cute girl is doing allll the things that hits allll of your buttons within your peripheral vision? Shinji was trying, really he was, but Rei was making things very... very hard for him.
"Oh dear. I appear to have dropped my keys," she would say, then turn around and bend over, and somehow - heavens above only knows how - Shinji would find the space between his crotch and her splendid rear end was utterly erased from existence.
"Uhhhh! We should go help Asuka!" Shinji said. He turned around - and then immediately found himself crotch to ass once again. How did that even work? He had never seen.. or well not seen Rei move that fast.
“I am sure pilot Soryu will be fine.” Rei said, lowering her body a little and somehow ending with her newly enhanced breasts resting on his face. “I would first request you to check my body, it feels odd...” Was it his imagination or had her voice spontaneously sounded much huskier than usual?
“Y-you look fine Rei..” Very fine indeed, it made him think back to some of these <i>magazines</i> Kensuke had shared with him. It was almost like she was growing.. more erotic the longer he was looking. “We really need to leave.”
“I do not think you should leave with something like this pilot Ikari.” And suddenly she was sitting in his lap, ass pushing against his growing erection in a way that only made things worse. The normally so quiet girl rose a little, moving one hand under her butt and caressed his dick.
Wait.. where did his underwear go.. Or his pants for that matter? It was almost as though reality itself was altering to guarantee that no matter what he did, Rei was going to seduce him! Ahem.
"R-Rei, something weird is going on around here," Shinji said. But then he found it quite difficult to speak. Why, you might ask? Was her tongue cleaning his tonsils? Had his face been smooshed into her boobs? Was her butt up against his face, or was she grinding her pussy into his mouth? Nope, she'd simply stuck a few of her fingers in his mouth, and Shinji started sucking on them out of reflex.
"I agree," Rei said. "That is why you must study my body. Carefully. Use your hands. Your eyes. Your tongue. But especially your penis. Please make studious use of your penis to examine my body for anything strange."
And if you listen really closely you could hear something snap inside this young boy's head. Thoughts of Asuka went out of his head He rose into a standing position, his hard dick standing at attention and-
Suddenly he was sitting on a bed, and Rei was on top of him, her slick pussy tickling his cock. Calling it, drawing it into her oh so inviting entrance.
It didn’t help that there was suddenly romantic music playing in the background. You know what, at this point, he might as well call himself successfully seduced just like a certain redheaded genius had said.
Speaking of, let's check in on her and see how she's handling things right now.
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"Verdammt, verdammt, verdammt!"
Not well, by all appearances. But hold on, one should never leap to conclusions based on minimal evidence, let's take a closer look. Let's see... Crab walking in mortal terror away from her guardian who was staring directly ahead with glazed over eyes and whose clothes were spontaneously transforming into an extremely adult maid uniform replete with feather duster tucked into the cleavage.
I'm seeing evidence of a good time here so we may want to rethink this theory.
"Misato! You're transforming into a maid!" Which was a statement that was already true. So nothing happened.
“Now now, what nonsenze are you talking about young lady?” Misato said, gaze unfocused as she turned to look at the trash she had left on the ground to torture the sexy maid. “Oh mon DiĆ©u, zis eez 'airribuhl.” She continued, her words quickly gaining the same nonsensical accent that Asuka had grown to dread already.
"Oh, wunderbar!" Asuka sniffed, in particular staring in blatant, naked envy at Misato's bust. It was already bigger than hers as it was! Ah! And it was even worse now, since her clothing was becoming a skimpy slutty maid outfit that seemed tailor made to flaunt her goods. "Next you'll be growing even bigger!" There was a moment of silence, before the major’s chest grew by half a dozen cup sizes within a heartbeat. If her outfit wasn’t working through magical maid bullshit, her top would have popped like a cola bottle.
"Ooh la la!" the ditzy maid Rei said. She slid in behind Misato and began to nuzzle her neck while her feather duster ran along misato's still growing cleavage. "You are about to make such ze terrible mess."
Asuka’s jaw dropped, and she was about to make a very angry remark, but it was at that point that the rest of Misato’s body started growing.. And growing.. And growing some more..
Long story short they were going to need a new place to live.
“I didn’t mean that literally!” Asuka screamed as the bondage keeping the maid Rei contained got ripped apart by Misato’s sudden growth. And continued growth.. And.. ohh.. Asuka had to lean back to keep seeing the maid and Misato as they continued growing and cracked the ceiling…
"I do not know why zis is happening, but when ze sun shines it is time to make ze hay!" the maid said. Then fake Rei slipped into Misato's cleavage and sat there nice and comfortably in a way that would surely draw the jealous ire of every straight man and remotely bi-curious woman in a five block radius. "Come along Misato, let us clean up zis filthy city."
"Ooh la la!" Misato cooed. Gods above that accent. She curtseyed. Her shapely butt knocked over a building in the process. "Clumsy me!"
It should be noted that by this point Asuka had ran out of her their shared room long since. Mostly because Misato was now standing in the former ruins of the apartment complex they had lived in. “Ahhh!” In all truth, the second pilot didn’t even know when she had gotten up and started to run away. “Damn it, why is this happening? What next, that crazy chick is gonna steal all the panties in the city and somehow use them to attack the Geofront?”
Asuka only had a moment of time before something tripped her over and slipped off of her legs.
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"Sir, it's a maelstrom of underwear out there! If we don't act fast the Geofront will fall to their lacy doom!"
Gendo reached for his bottle, poured out a shot, stared at it for a moment and then downed the bottle.
“I just wanted to show my wife how giant monsters get beaten up by robots..” He mumbled to himself. "What's wrong with a man having a dream?"
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"I was about to get laid..." Shinji mumbled to himself. His eye twitched, and his body was rigid.
“Indeed...” Rei spoke, her tone of voice uncharacteristically.. Unhappy in a way he hadn’t heard since the day he had touched the glasses in her room. “We will find a chance afterwards, only the two of us, nobody else.” Shinji gulped as he continued to follow the pale-skinned beauty, his gaze involuntarily lowering to follow the hypnotic movements of her ass.
Of course, Rei didn't realise that by saying that, she had effectively guaranteed they would not have a chance afterwards and that it would not be just the two of them as someone else would be present. Accursed Ring of Lies.
You know what really wasn't helping Shinji, though? The plugsuits. The skintight extremely revealing brand new plugsuits. For some reason both his and Rei's bellies weren't covered at all, and you could plainly see his pectorals and thighs as plain as day. Then again, you could essentially say the same thing about Rei.
It didn’t help that Rei was still as devoid of embarrassment as ever, not bothering to cover herself in the slightest. Oh, also her now far bigger breasts were another addition to his suffering! They had gotten a bigger plugsuit for her, but it was still clearly a size or two too small given how her nipples were.. poking.. Out...
Needless to say but they weren't the only things poking out. Honestly now, he couldn't imagine things getting any worse!
"What is this?" Rei asked.
Ah. They had arrived at their Evangelions. That's how it could be worse. He could always just haul up and climb inside a skyscraper tall blue skinned woman wearing strategically placed battle armour. In his case for some reason the woman sort of looked like Rei with dark hair. And for probably the same reason, Rei's kind of looked like Doctor Akagi except with pale white skin.
"It feels really weird when I synchronise..." Shinji grumbled under his breath. "Feels like I've got breasts."
"This is not right," Rei said. "These are not what the Evangelions are meant to look like."
- Rei and Asuka are the only ones that notice something amiss - but it's different things they notice.
- Rei tries to tell Shinji about what she's noticed, but accidentally makes a few things lies.
- Sexy Maid Misato is a-stomping around and causing panty maelstroms. Let's focus on that for a while, shall we?
- Asuka finally works out the Ring of Truth.
- Something else
Hmm. Kinda feel like Misato turning huge and maidy needs a bit more of a description, possibly with her and the Sexy maid making out while they get huge.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, Maid Misato and the sexy Rei are reenacting Gigantor.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best NGE thread.