On reflection, it isn't just that Ryoga Hibiki has the worst sense of direction in the world. In a manner of speaking his sense of timing is pretty terrible as well. It wasn't his fault. He would wander entirely randomly into a place at a time where his presence added complications there didn't need to be or find himself in a situation where his suffering would magnify rather than diminish.
Of late his sense of direction had gotten worse as his mind also started to lose itself for the same reason such a thing would happen to any young man. He had fallen head over heels in love. Akane Tendo! What a sweet girl. So beautiful and caring, the flawless gem in his rough life. Engaged against her will to that human troll Ranma Saotome, who mistreated her, belittled her at every opportunity, took advantage of her innocence at every turn...
Well, that was his perspective on that especially complicated relationship. You might say he's a little bit biased because of his boner.
At that very moment he was thinking of her again. Her smile, that playful laugh. How he longed to be with her again, nearby to protect her in the night from the two corrupting influences that lived underneath the very same roof as her -
"Oh, Ryoga dearie?"
And then his thoughts were utterly derailed when he turned to look upon the source of the voice calling his name. He was out on the street walking by the Tendo dojo at the time, you see. The voice had called him from the front gate, and Ryoga felt himself becoming rather heated under the collar the moment he laid eyes on her.
"M-Miss Kasumi," he stammered. Oh yes, Akane's eldest sister. To be honest Ryoga didn't usually pay much attention to either of Akane's older sisters, but he was at least intellectually aware that they were both very pretty. Even so. Today there was something a little bit different about Kasumi that drew his attention more than usual. It might well be the form-fitting dress she was wearing, which accentuated her figure in a way that left Ryoga feeling even more lost than normal. He never could handle curves very well.
"You must be here to see Akane," Kasumi said in a light, feathery voice that was filled with a peculiar playfulness he'd never heard from her before. She stepped forward, stuck her finger on his chest and trailed it up to his jaw, where she snapped it shut. Ryoga made a nervous gulp and tried very, very hard to maintain eye contact. "If you'd come with me, you'll see her soon. She's totally wanting to see you right now! I'd better take your hand so you don't, you know, get lost."
"Th-thank you," he said, and then she took his hand in hers and gently tugged him into the house. It was the strangest experience. He couldn't even put into words what he was feeling just then. It was as if, by merely taking his hand to guide him through the house, Kasumi had closed off his entire world. The only thing he could even focus on anymore was her.
Sure. As previously noted, he knew she was pretty. He'd been aware of that much at least. But this... This was something else entirely. The way she turned to smile at him was somehow even more serene and heart pounding than the smile Akane could manage. No, no! He couldn't think that, couldn't betray Akane like that for her own sister... And yet the thought was there all the same. Everything about her captivated him on the spot in spite of his own efforts to remain faithful to his dearest Akane.
"Kasumi, a little help here!" Nabiki gasped while Ranma expertly fellated her oversized dick. "I can't - I can't even! Oh! OHHHHH GOD!"
"Mmm, maybe later," Kasumi giggled. "I've got to help Akane be less of a prude, you know?"
"Ah! Not what I - Ohhh, so good!"
"Have fun! Bye bye!" Kasumi waved. "Say bye bye, Ryoga!"
"Bye bye," he nearly mindlessly mumbled. So lost in his struggle to resist Kasumi's effortless charm that he completely missed what was going on around him at the time. He would not betray Akane by falling in love with her sister. It was just a sudden recognition that she was very, very attractive. That was all. Nothing in the world could compare to his feelings for -
"Akane," Kasumi called. "I brought a test subject along with me. Tada! He's a total hunk, and he's sooo smitten with you, so he'll be perfect!"
Ryoga blinked and the haze sort of left his mind. Looking ahead of himself he saw that he was standing in the actual training hall part of the Tendo compound. Kasumi had stepped back, and in front of him was Akane, standing there in her gi with her hands on her hips and a strange dreamlike expression on her face.
He gulped again. This time in a state of guilt rather than arousal. Well. Maybe a little arousal. He wanted to run off, but -
"Ryoga?" Akane said, biting her lip and looking him over. "Well, that's not exactly what I was expecting... I suppose this means I might have some sort of latent attraction to him as well. What a weird dream I'm having."
"Dream?" Ryoga asked. "What do you mean 'dream'?"
"I mean none of this is real, dummy!" Akane said, and oh goodness she was squeezing his butt. "Do you really think anything like this would happen in reality? Look at me talking to myself. Where do we start, sis? Should I take off his clothes and screw him right here and now?"
Which was right where Ryoga's brain completely broke down, leaving him as little more than a living and breathing statue in the middle of the room. No. More like an automaton. Acting on preprogrammed responses only, without really thinking about them. The very notion, the concept alone of having sex with Akane, of her wanting to do that with him was just a little too much for him to take right then. So let's shift perspectives a little bit….
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"Mmm, that would be fun," Kasumi admitted, licking her lips while looking over the fine, fine sample of man that she'd found for her sister to practise on. "Buuut, we should take this one step at a time. Some men don't like being chased, it totally frightens them off and stuff."
Akane nodded in agreement, and in turn Kasumi was pretty pleased with that. It showed a little improvement. Actually she was pretty happy her little sis had asked the question to start with. It showed that they were on the right track. She wanted the sex. Now she was gonna learn how to get it whenever she wanted. Oh! She was really looking forward to this. Between the three of them, they'd have their pick of the men in Furinkan!
"Every woman has their own charm," Kasumi said. She slipped in between Akane and Ryoga. Oh, the poor dear seemed to have gone stiff in a completely unfun way! Such a shame. She stroked his cheeks and looked him in the eyes. That seemed to return a little life to him. "Nabiki uses, um, I guess she's the naughty type while I'm nice. I give the impression that I'm innocent, playful and flighty, when what I really want is to take a nice man to bed."
It had been Kasumi's intention to help Akane learn her own manner of seduction. To tap into her own method of making people want her that she could employ to lure Ranma, in either form, into a satisfying release of mutual tension. Except there were a few problems with this which were about to become pretty apparent.
To begin with: Akane idolised Kasumi. She always tried to emulate her whenever possible. That's why she wanted to learn how to cook. It's why she used to grow her hair out long. It's why she sometimes tried to behave in feminine ways even when she's really, really bad at almost all of them. Which is why the first thing she said was:
"Can you show me how to be seductive that way?"
Which leads into the second problem. For all that Kasumi was an effortless master of seduction following her bimbofication (and a subsequent unseen wish while she was alone having fun with Nabiki that neither of them remembered) she was still an absolute airheaded, well-meaning ditz.
Which is why she not only completely managed to miss the subtext of Akane's request, but also completely forgot about her own intentions on the spot because hey, hunky guy, wanna have a little fun?
"So, um... To start with, I wouldn't just, you know, wanna show off too much skin all at once," Kasumi said with a casual flip of her hair. "That's kinda why I asked you to get dressed, y'know? 'Cause as hot as you are when you're naked, men like being teased just a little bit. They're so silly like that."
"I was wondering..." Akane said, looking briefly down at her gi and giving herself a bit of a whirl in place. "I suppose if I can seduce him in this, I can seduce him in anything. So, what do you do instead?"
"We-ell, eye contact is a big thing I like to do," Kasumi said. If she were a little more intelligent she would have explained that eyes often reflect a person's real feelings on an unconscious level, and at the same time maintaining eye contact with a person illustrates genuine interest in them. All she knew right now though was that eye contact made guys really, really like you.
Anyway. This leads us to the third main problem of this attempt to teach Akane how to be seductive. It's kind of tied into why she can't learn to swim or cook. You could say it's a product of how she learned to do martial arts. You could say it's a product of her personality. Her temperament. Probably a mixture of them.
Point is, she can't swim because she tries too hard. Holds her breath, attacks the water in ways that pushes it in front of herself instead of pushing it behind. She can't cook because she's so determined and focused on trying to get things done quickly that she doesn't do them <i>correctly</i> and doesn't waste time on little things like "reading labels".
In short, it is her own enthusiasm that hinders her. This is a pretty big obstacle for a regular person to overcome, never mind a bimbo!
Akane, in this particular instance, was standing virtually nose to nose with Ryoga. Staring him in the eyes with an intensity that did not, as she might have hoped, implied she wanted to fuck him. Instead, it was the kind of gaze that said quite loudly and clearly that she wanted to fuck <i>with</i> him. The message is different in a subtle way, but significant nonetheless.
Ryoga fell to the floor with a solid sounding thud, and then after a moment of consideration and tapping her lips, Kasumi said "Um... Maybe a little bit too close?"
- As the lesson continues, Kasumi accidentally winds up seducing them both.
- Kasumi tries a different approach.
- Nabiki figures out a way to escape from Ranma.
- Another visitor arrives.
- Something else
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