Her name was Run Elise Jewelria, and would you believe that she wasn't human? Probably not at first glance. She looked like a pretty girl with green hair - which is odd and unnatural but not enough to make you think 'alien' - with a charming figure and a bubbly, outgoing personality.
She was also stubborn. Like, stubborn enough to see something she wanted at the other end of some stampeding bulls and to rush right on in to tackle them to the ground. One by one if need be, all at once if she could stretch out her arms wide enough.
Right at this moment in time that stubbornness was all built in one simple direction: Finding a certain boy so that she could drag him out on a date tonight. What else might she have been up to? After all, it wasn't as if she'd finally been able to scrape together enough cash for a dress made entirely out of Shimmering Silk and wanted to dazzle Rito with its eternally shifting, mesmerisingly beautiful properties. No. Of course not. Perish the thought.
That level of stubbornness had led to her walking right by Risa, Mio, a young girl she didn't recognise and the girl's pet monkey. All she heard was Risa saying, "When you say 'unusual', could you maybe be a little more specific?" and then she just sort of tuned it out. None of her business, nothing to do with finding Rito, therefore she just kept going on her way until she saw a familiar figure lurking up ahead in the corridor with her back turned.
"Oh, Yui!" she cheerfully called. Normally she wouldn't bother the girl because she seemed to live to get in people's way, but right now Run was determined enough to give it a go. "Have you seen Rito anywhere? I wanted to ask him for a favour!"
"I'm sure you did," Yui said, still keeping her back turned to Run. "Knowing you it is probably something quite shameless. Am I wrong?"
"No, no! I mean... Yes? It's just an innocent little favour, nothing perverted or anything."
"A shame," Yui sighed. "I would wager he would enjoy doing filthy, perverted things to you."
... Right. That didn't sound anything like the Yui that she'd known until now. In fact that rather sounded like the exact opposite and when Yui finally turned around to face her all that Run could think of was <i>damn</i> but those boobs were just way, way too big to be real.
"We had considered trying to do this in a subtle way," Yui said, toying with the substantially lowered neckline of her uniform. "However, I have never been terribly good at subtle... My dear, you seem rather parched." And then Yui did something that Run would never have thought she would deliberately do. She popped out one of her bare breasts and gave it a squeeze. "Here. Have a drink. You know what they say about milk being good for a healthy body."
"... I should probably be running right about now," Run said. "Why am I not running? Why am I leaning towards your nipple and - Mmm! Tastes delicious!"
"I know it does," Yui said, gently patting the alien girl on the head. "Once you're done here I'll have Rito fuck you silly, and then we can go about making sure the entire school gets a taste."
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It was about this point that Ranma started to reflect on the nature of his relationships with the various girls in his life. What exactly did it say when his simplest relationship was with the one he had absolutely the least in common with? Kasumi didn't ask him for anything, didn't want anything from him and nor did he really want anything with her. On the other hand, Nabiki exploited him at every opportunity. He argued with Akane quite a lot, mostly due to misunderstandings and the two of them actively resisting being pushed together. Ukyo loved him, then hated him because of a wrong he didn't know he'd committed, then fell right back in love with him, and Shampoo had spent the better part of a month actively trying to kill him before trying to lure him into bed.
On that last point, it looked like she was trying her best to fulfill both goals at once. Shampoo was every bit as enthusiastic about fucking him stupid as Akane was, but the thing about that was Shampoo was a hell of a lot stronger than the tomboy. This made it difficult for him to do much more than enjoy the extremely pleasurable ride, but it also made catching his breath a little bit tricky as well.
"Airen's big dick is filling Shampoo to brim!" the warrior girl moaned and writhed, and oh dear wasn't she just so sexy when she did so? He'd always felt Shampoo was the most sultry and sexy of the girls after him. Not much question there. The only problem was, he just didn't want a quick and easy lay which would have led to him having to marry her, and -
And he really ought to be doing something about that girl with the hair right about now, shouldn't he? Well, as much as he would like to that would involve dealing with two key problems. One, Shampoo was basically trapping him against her body, and two, trying to do anything would have to involve not touching her anymore and he wasn't quite willing to go that far quite yet.
Fortunately for the sake of his dilemma, the universe liked to see him suffer and he'd been having just too much of a good time today. Unless you can come up with a better explanation for why there was a half-filled glass of water on a nearby table, which spilled over the pair and left Ranma Saotome, noted ailurophobe, snuggling up against an adorable, harmless and affectionate little -
"CAAAAAT! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!"
By the time Ranma was thinking clearly again, she was crouched in the corner of the room while everyone else sort of congregated more towards the middle with scraps of clothing tied around their genitals and vague attempts to avoid eye contact. Furniture was upturned, Yami had scratches all over her face and the general mood of the room could be best described as "horny but deeply unimpressed with this turn of events."
"So that just happened," Ukyo said, further taunting the people that wished they could have seen cat-fist Ranma taking on Yami. "You alright, sugar? Not gonna freak out on us again?"
"Me? Freak out?" Ranma said, hopping to her feet at a moment's notice. "Don't know what you mean. Uh... So we're all cool? We're not going to spend the next hour having wild, amazing sex?"
Which was when Akane elbowed her in the gut. "Later," the tomboy said. "I mean - Ugh, this is really messing with my head. We have got to work out what's going on before we turn into perverts permanently."
"The effect appears to have some sort of infectious property," Yami said. Only now did Ranma notice that the girl was hugging Shampoo's cat form, aaaand definitely keeping distance now, thanks. "If we are to investigate we must proceed with caution to minimise furthering the spread of this perverted effect."
"Uh, sorry to interrupt," Mousse said. "But maybe it would be best if we didn't look at each other right now? Ranma's tits are really messing with my head."
"... That's a pair of grapefruits, you blind idiot. Though they do look almost as tasty."
Which is when Akane slapped herself, much to Ranma's great amusement. However. Mousse did have a point. Ranma could already feel this swelling in her boobs. They wanted to be sucked. No. More like they had to be sucked. And the longer she stared at Akane's or Ukyo's or Yami's chest - covered up though they may be - all she could think of was what the milk would taste like.
"So, I think it's fairly obvious who's to blame for all of this," Ukyo said. Everyone but Yami - and the still-unconscious Ryoga - nodded while she looked around in confusion. "Trouble is, how do you go about hunting down a pervert like Happosai when you're in this kind of condition?"
"No, that's not the trouble," Ranma said. "Trouble is, how do we deal with the aftermath of him breaking the sound barrier when he leaps for a grope."
- The cafe group plans out a way to lure Happosai to them.
- The cafe group begins to succumb to their mutual lusts.
- The group at Ucchan's leaves the restaurant.
- Nabiki and Cologne's investigation continues.
- Something else
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