Her job sucked sometimes. She'd probably mentioned that, right? Oh, sure, it sounds all big and exciting being partially responsible for the destruction of monsters that, left unchecked, would easily tear humanity asunder and usher in the apocalypse. But then you have to deal with the fact that you love the pilots you're sending out there to fight those battles for you.
Now, it must be stressed. We're not talking about "jump into bed" kind of love. More like the love of a family member or your pet or something like that. Platonic love. Protective love. Shinji, the shy, well-meaning dork. Asuka, the abrasive, arrogant genius. Rei, the... She'd have to get back to you on what Rei's deal was, but she was definitely hitting all of Misato's protective and nurturing instincts much the same as the other two were.
Look at her. Sitting on that couch over there while Shinji was washing the dishes and Asuka was off pouting in her room. This was the kind of situation she hadn't been trained to deal with. All three of them sharing thoughts and aspects of their personalities? It sounded like something out of a nightmare scenario. In fact, it was a wonder that they were still able to function.
Throw in the fact that apparently the underlying sexual tension between two of them was having a dramatic influence on their behaviour and, well, there you go then. This whole thing was a recipe for disaster. She couldn't remember the last time she needed a drink so badly, partly because whenever she did need a drink badly enough she would normally drink herself unconscious shortly thereafter, but mostly because what was she even supposed to do in this situation?
Leaving them alone together was asking for catastrophe. Which meant that she would have to make sure at least two of them were together at the same time, with her, just in case they tried anything funny behind her back. She'd have something set up for Rei in no time at all, and then -
"Pfff-ahahaha!" Rei and Shinji both suddenly started laughing at once, and if she listened closely enough she could swear Asuka was laughing too.
"What?" Misato said. "Did something happen? Is something wrong?"
"Nothing," Rei said, and my goodness she was smiling. Wiping a tear from her eye and everything! It was almost a shame to see her expression slide gradually back into her neutral carefully emotionless one. "Asuka told a rather lame joke. Was not lame, doll! You all laughed! Only because you laughed. Ah, please don't argue using Rei's body like that, you're going to freak Misato out."
Going To had already left the station and was pulling into Vacant Stare Avenue. That small outburst had just shifted personalities so rapidly and widely that for a moment it seemed as though all three of them were right there in the same place at the same time. She could almost see Shinji and Asuka's faces reflected in Rei's expressions while she channelled them.
"Alright," she finally said to nobody in particular. "Asuka, if you can hear me through Rei... I think it's time us girls went on a little bonding exercise. After all, it's not exactly fair that Rei doesn't have all that much to wear, does it? Yes, I think the three of us should do a little clothes shopping to welcome her to our happy home."
"Eh?!" Rei gasped, ah, or should that be Asuka gasped using Rei's body. "But - but - that would mean getting changed while that pervert can view us any time he wants!"
"Well, you're going to have to change your clothes and bathe at some point or other," Misato said. "So is he. Of course, if he does have any particularly perverted thoughts then you'd notice right away... Unless you're trying to encourage him?"
"No, no!" Asuka used Rei's body to insist. Oh, such a tsundere! Kind of pointless trying to hide the fact that you want him when you were just about to tear his clothes off earlier on. "Don't look at me like that! The last thing I want is for that pervert to look at my naked body!"
"It's alright, Misato," Shinji said. "I promise not to look."
"Alright then," Misato said. "In case something happens while we're gone, we have a medical team for each of you on standby."
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Almost the instant the door closed, leaving Shinji alone in the apartment with nothing but his thoughts, as well as Rei and Asuka's, he immediately made a beeline for Asuka's room.
<b>You son of a bitch. I knew you were going to do this!</b> Asuka mentally complained.
<i>Fair's fair,</i> Shinji mentally retorted. <i>With the way you were teasing me before, I really need to get some release. Since MIsato isn't going to let us get what we want from one another - Well, what am I supposed to do? Leave all three of us with blue balls?</i>
<b>But while we're out in public! Rei, back me up here!</b>
<u>I have no objections. Wank away.</u>
<b>Gah! Noooo!</b>
<i>Well, you heard her. Try to enjoy the show.</i>
He sat down on Asuka's bed and immediately conjured an image of the two girls in his mind. Asuka with her fiery red hair. Naked in front of him. Staring at him with reserved longing. She crawls onto his lap and presses her breasts against his head -
<b>My boobs aren't that big, you - You - Ah! Stop that!</b>
Then as if from nowhere Rei appears, tilting Asuka's head backwards to meet her with a kiss. The blue-haired girl trails a hand down Asuka's side, a tender, intimate touch that makes the redhead moan appreciatively. Asuka's own hands aren't being idle either, as she roughly shoves Shinji back onto the bed and pins him there with her hands in the middle of his chest.
<b>You don't have those kinds of muscles either!</b>
<u>It does not seem to me as though this issue is of tremendous importance. Your desire to fuck Pilot Ikari appears to be increasing.</u>
<b>Psychic backlash from his perverted fantasies!</b>
<i>Actually, I'm pulling this from a dream you had last night. Turns out we can access each other's memories. Maybe out of the three of us, I'm not the perverted one after all?</i>
Rei crept onto the bed and straddled Shinji's face, letting him touch her body any way he wanted while eating out her pussy. Simultaneously, Asuka lowered herself upon his dick and leaned across to capture Rei's lips. From this, all three of them worked to pleasure the other two like a well-oiled machine.
<u>I concur. Asuka is the pervert. She is the one amplifying our mating instincts.</u>
<b>Buh! Can we please focus on, you know, that whole thing where we save the world now? You know, instead of how much I want Shinji to spank me, tell me I'm a bad girl and - And what do you think you're doing? You can't stop now!</b>
<i>So, you want me to finish jerking it?</i>
<b>If you don't I will - I will bite on my finger really, really hard! Fick dich!</b>
When Shinji closed his eyes, he could sort of hear Misato say "We're here!" in a cheery tone of voice. Heh. It was kind of funny really. Her manic driving had managed to keep Asuka and Rei's simultaneous climax from being too obvious. Probably. Especially since Rei tactfully knocked over her cola. Heh.
<b>Dead man. I am going to - I am going to find a way to fuck you to death! It's one thing doing this in private, but -</b>
<i>After we save the world, you mean,</i> Shinji interrupted. <i>In the meantime, I'm gonna look forward to seeing you try it.</i>
And even though she didn't exactly think it, he could tell that Asuka was more than just a little turned on by his little revenge ploy there. Heh. Maybe the three of them were really becoming more like each other through all of this.
- Misato takes the two clothes shopping.
- Shinji messes with Asuka a little more.
- Asuka gets a bit of revenge of her own.
- Rei manages to get enough privacy time with Asuka to let off some steam.
- Something else
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