Suzu’s heightened senses focused in on the stranger’s voice with a laser-like intensity, while Tiemaya looked at her quizzically. Obviously, she couldn’t hear anything at all. So, when the weird succubus claimant started to speak, Suzu quickly shushed her and focused on the action downstairs, her heart racing with anticipation.
“Oh, my son has finally levelled up!” Kiyoshi’s mother enthusiastically said. “Go on upstairs, become his player three while I <i>crush that cheating son of a bitch! Come on, since when could you do that?!</i>”
“Thank you very much,” the other voice said, approaching slowly and cautiously towards the stairs. “I shall endeavour to purge it quickly and without incident, and that’s a fact!”
“The hell is going on now?!” Tiemaya demanded. Suzu wobbled a little bit, since her hearing was still a little bit turned up all the damn way, but soon shook it off and considered the situation carefully.
“Looks like we have company,” she said, licking her lips and shuddering a little bit. “They said something about purging the evil from this place.”
“Oh, crap! A holy investigator?! Just what we don’t need!” Tiemaya reached down to pick up Kiyoshi, but looked up at Suzu with a slight sneer. “Little help here, maybe? Not exactly in the best condition right now, and we gotta get the hell outta here!”
“Why?”
Such a simple question that repeatedly flummoxes people. Why, indeed? The very existence of the question belies the truth that we take many things for granted in life, and that if we don’t stop to question them then we may never, ever learn anything of value. However. In this instance, Tiemaya did not seem particularly flummoxed by the question itself so much as that it was asked at all. To her, the answer was bleeding obvious. But to Suzu, all she knew was that the big, bad succubus was afraid of a fight and that she never ran away from a fight if she could help it, and while she was on the subject -
“Get away from my man,” she sniffed, gently lifting the surprisingly light girl so that she was on the other side of the room. Power surged through her body, causing her a very small orgasm.
“You idiot!” Tiemaya hissed. “Do you have <i>any</i> idea how much trouble we’ll all get in if we don’t get out of here right now?!”
Suzu’s response was not quite what Tiemaya was probably expecting, but the power surging through her just felt too good for Suzu to deny any longer. “Why… If you just wanted to run away together and have a bit of fun, all you had to do was ask.”
Before the situation could progress any further, the door flew open and a radiant light flowed in, creating an effect akin to a dam bursting. Suzu’s eyes adjusted surprisingly quickly to the blinding light, where she beheld the figure of a… Well, a porn parody of a miko if she were perfectly honest.
“Hold it right there!” the miko declared, her barely concealed breasts jiggling under her robes. “I am here to put an end to your villainy, and that’s a fact!” The miko dramatically pointed at Suzu, then turned her eyes towards Tiemaya, and said “Don’t worry, citizen! I am here to save you and that’s a fact!”
“C-Citizen?!” Tiemaya blurted. Suzu could sense that she was uncertain whether to be relieved or mortified by that misapprehension, though honestly Tiemaya was a little bit pissed off at being forgotten by the miko given their completely memorable encounter earlier on. What the hell?!
“You know,” Suzu said, relying on newfound instincts to steadily step towards the interfering miko. “We don’t actually need to fight. We could always just fu- Woooooah!”
If anything would knock someone out of a lust filled stupor, being hurled across the room by forces unknown would juuuust about do the trick. By the time Suzu had her bearings again, the miko was leaning over Kiyoshi’s unconscious body and tenderly kissing him on the lips. It was weird. Suzu could sorta kinda feel like something was happening there. Sort of like light was passing from the miko into Kiyoshi, whose eyes fluttered open moments before he hopped to his feet and started doing jumping jacks right on the spot.
“Heywhat’sgoingon?!” Kiyoshi yelled. “AllofasuddenI’mawakeandohhitherreyou’rethegirlfromtheshrineearliernicetomeetyouagain!”
“Sir, you have been the victim of a succubus attack, and that’s a fact,” the miko said, quickly and threateningly stepping right in between Suzu and <i>her man</i>. “I shall deal with this threat shortly, and that’s a -”
“Fact is!” Suzu interrupted, her blood boiling for battle. “You’re an interfering little witch! If anyone’s a threat to anyone here, it’s you, and I’m gonna take you down!”
The two locked eyes for a long moment, which was only really dramatically cut off at the knees just a fraction by Kiyoshi’s inexplicable gymnastics routine and Tiemaya throwing up her hands and suddenly eating a bag of popcorn. “If I’m gonna get in trouble, might as well enjoy the show,” the young succubus mumbled to herself. After the staredown, the enemies began to circle around one another, each watching the other for a sign of weakness while trying desperately to cover up any of their own. The intensity in the air was palpable. Not only could you cut it with a knife, but it would probably yell at you for doing so. They studied each other, move for move until, at last, the miko spoke up.
“I have only one question!” the miko said.
“Go ahead!” Suzu replied.
“… What exactly are we supposed to be doing here?”
Both spectators fell flat on their faces. Tiemaya in particular could hardly believe it. These two idiots were gearing up for a fight and neither one of them had the faintest idea how to go about doing it?! Her gaze fell across the room towards the damn cause of the problem in the first place, who had now moved to leaning against the wall and breathing quite heavily. Something was up with this guy, drawing this kind of attention like that. There was something special about him, and - And you know what? Time to take advantage of the situation a little bit.
“You could always try seducing him,” Tiemaya suggested. “I mean… You both seem to have some sort of weird lust-based magic, right? That seems like a good way to settle this…”
Both Miko and Suzu nodded in agreement, neither one noticing the smirk growing on Tiemaya’s face. A seduction contest between the two of them wouldn’t draw any real attention down on their heads, ensuring that trouble was, in fact, averted… And it would give her a prime chance for a front-row seat, so that she could see firsthand exactly what it was that made this boy so damn special in the first place.
Not to mention the enjoyment of seeing a couple of amateurs try their hand at her job for a change.
- Tiemaya starts draining leftover energy from both girls during the contest, becomes a full succubus again.
- Same as above, except Tiemaya feels a little bit funny afterwards.
- The girls turn out to be better at seduction than Tiemaya expects, and somehow manage to accidentally seduce… each other.
- Although no higher power notices the seduction contest, another succubus does.
- Something else
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