Story: Tendo Dojo of Perversion: Meet the Sisters

For the sake of knowing where this is picking up from here.


Just a fun little thing while I try to figure out what to do with Ranma 1/2's Tainted Cube.
Happosai’s little spell had quite the impact upon the Tendo sisters, but the full nature of the alterations are probably best examined one at a time from eldest to youngest so that the full implications can be best comprehended.

The eldest is, of course, Kasumi. A wonderful soul that always puts the needs of others above her own. A natural caretaker, a wonderful chef. The very example of the Yamato Nadeshiko made flesh, the ideal upon which all others should strive!

Except for the little fact that she got off on pampering other people and had absolutely no qualms about using her own body to do so. Let’s just say there’s a reason Doctor Tofu’s eyes glaze over whenever she appears, and it’s a much better one than a mere crush! Why, the other day she’d showed up to his office with delicious cookies baked just for him! When he’d asked where they were she’d simply locked the door, laid down on the bed and revealed that they were strapped to various points of her body.

Her magnificent, curvaceous body that was aroused by the idea that she was taking care of someone. Much sex was had that afternoon, and she’d even managed to persuade the good doctor that since she’d just passed a nursing degree she should work for him part time. He couldn’t agree fast enough. At least, once he’d extracted his head from between her thighs.

The middle sister was Nabiki. Oh, Nabiki. Pity the poor soul that attracts this young girl’s eye. In so many ways she is her sister’s opposite, caring largely for her own amusement over the feelings or needs or wants of others. She’s not a terrible person per se, it’s just that the first half of this sentence was one of the biggest lies you will encounter today. Unless you were involved in politics or the legal system. Regardless! Where Kasumi got off on helping people, Nabiki had rather the opposite response in a way. She got off on tormenting people. Physically. Emotionally. Didn’t matter either way. So long as she wasn’t hurt herself, the details didn’t concern her too much.

There were only two things that made such activity even better for her: Money, or them wanting more. In particular her favourite target was a rich and pompous idiot by the name of Tatewaki Kuno. Such pride was easy for her to bruise. Particularly since he had such a blatant crush on the youngest of the sisters! Why, just the other day she had him bark like a dog in exchange for a picture, then kiss the sole of her foot for another!

She was a tease. A manipulator. A swindler. A cockblocker. A living, breathing torment to everyone that had the misfortune of coming her way. The Ice Queen of Furinkan, and damned proud of it! At least.…to those too stupid to deserve anything more. To a small, discreet and elite group of students she was so much more. So very much more.

Then there was the last. The youngest Tendo. Akane. A martial artist with a fiery temper and amazing skill. Her stamina, speed and strength were at what we in the real world would consider the absolute human peak condition. In many ways Akane was the most complicated of all three sisters. She wanted to be like her big sister Kasumi, whom she revered, but felt her interests drawn towards things of a more tomboyish nature. And that’s the problem: One can only become good at things they practise, and Akane’s main centre of focus was her physical activity. As a consequence she was clumsy in the kitchen, had all the artistic grace of roadkill and outside of an athletic context wasn’t really all that much use at all that much. Because she hadn’t practised anything else <i>but</i> those things!

The matter was hardly helped in the way that she had to contend with those boys each morning. She knew Nabiki was involved somehow. Probably put the idea in Kuno’s head in the first place, just to watch her suffer. All the most athletic boys in school. Attacking her each morning. Not just to prove their strength, but because… Well, Akane had one other thing going for her aside from being athletically gifted. A trait she shared with her sisters.

She was hot. As in the kind of beauty that inspires artists, causes traffic accidents, elicits wolf whistles from men that may or may not typically objectify women. All three of them were stunning beauties. All three of them knew it. All three were - to at least a small degree - turned on by it.

Which is why Akane’s jogging gear consisted of shoes, socks, a headband, hotpants and a shirt a size too small for herself. It’s why she kept on stopping periodically in the middle of the street to stretch herself out from side to side, touch her toes, flex and bend and flaunt her hot bod to any passerby. But therein lies the tragedy. Therein lies the rather sad fact about Akane Tendo. She was an exhibitionist that was entirely unaware of the fact. Every day she wondered what it was that was so special about her, even as she furiously masturbated in the comfort of her own bed. She wondered why the boys all obsessed over her at school. She wondered how to make them stop staring at her even as her own body language screamed out for attention.

It went beyond even that. Akane was determined that even if she couldn’t cook or sew or any of that nonsense, she could at least come up with a martial art. Which she did. A martial art designed entirely by her which she completely failed to realise was predicated entirely on three things.

1: Lapdancing.
2: Stripteasing.
3: Using ki energy to manipulate your own clothing to flaunt yourself to the enemy.

Yeah. Amazing, isn’t it? As strange as it sounds, it was a martial art she had used so far to rather tremendous effect and was leaving her completely baffled why she was so popular with all the boys. And a lot of the girls. She consciously wanted them to leave her alone, but unconsciously? She craved it. Craved the attention like a drug. She was a complete pervert and everyone could see it but her.

Which leads us to the present, with Soun sitting opposite his three daughters and trying to work out the best way to break the news to them. Kasumi was sitting serenely, as if waiting for instructions. Nabiki was staring right into his soul, looking for a sign of weakness, and he thought he’d told her already that she should cut that out! As for Akane, she was being a little fidgety and not really paying attention right now. Well. It was about as much focus from them as he would ever get.

“Back in my youth, I trained with a man named Genma Saotome,” he began. “Upon completion of our training, we agreed that his son would marry one of you -”

“Is he hot?” Nabiki asked. Almost nonchalant, like she didn’t really care that much but would prefer it if you answered. Now.

“I’m not sure,” Soun admitted. “I’ve never met the boy. His name is Ranma Saotome, and -”

“You don’t even know him?!” Akane yelled, obviously paying more attention than first realised. “For all we know, he could be a raging pervert! The sort of boy that’ll sneak into our rooms at night…” all three girls’ eyes glazed over simultaneously. It was a little unsettling, and he liked to think it would have been even if he were not their father. “Then tie us down to the bed and plant kisses all over our bodies until we just can’t say no. Then he’d play with our breasts until we were nice and wet, and once we were he’d spend the entire rest of the night making sweet, passionate love to us.”

All three sighed in unison, but Akane very rapidly shook her head and let her anger take over again.

“How do you expect one of us to marry him when we don’t even know anything about him except his name?”

“Well, he’s coming here later on today, so -”

“Oh! He’s coming by later today! Now he knows where we live, and knows there are three hot, sexy young girls he can lure into his spider’s web of debauchery with sweet words and a silver tongue that knows exactly what places to reach -”

All three of them drifted off and sighed. Oh, dear. It almost made Soun feel a little bad for the boy. If he didn’t have the stamina for it, this could be quite the difficult marriage for him.

1. Ranma arrives, and convinces the girls to take part in an orgy.
2. Ranma arrives, decides to seduce the girls one by one.
3. How about a little backstory on Ranma first?
4. Ranma arrives as a male. Genma was able to get some hot water after all!
5. Something else