Story: Real World Sailor Moon

Here it is, and I hope it meets your expectations.



The room seemed to have more shadows than air. A thick stench of evil, twisted malevolence permeated the atmosphere. Two were within this wicked chamber: One seated in front of a crystal ball, the other kneeling before her. The seated woman was possessed of a regal near beauty, with a face only spoiled by fangs and eyes that must surely have been forged by a demon in the very pit of hell. The evil from within was so obvious, so piercing that it could not be more so were it replaced by a sword. In all other regards her figure and her features were a picture of perfection.

The kneeling man was a blond-haired, handsome fellow, currently fearful for what may come of this report.

“You have failed again, Jedite,” the woman said, not even deigning to look at him. Instead she favoured the sole source of light in the room, the crystal ball directly in front of her. “Explain yourself.”

“Of course, Queen Beryl!” Jedite answered. This was not a good sign. She sounded calm. When she sounded calm… terrible things lay in the future. “The meddlesome Senshi have acquired a new ally. At the rate they are growing in ranks, all future plans must accommodate for this possibility.”

“An interesting suggestion,” Beryl said. “Except that you suggest planning for the arrival of enemies you know nothing about. Had you that much foresight, you would not have failed this many times”

“I have a plan to capture them, my Queen. If you will permit -”

“Capture them. Yes, that does seem a far more proactive method of dealing with these pests,” Beryl said. Oh, dear. That particular lilt to her voice, calmness from beyond calmness. It was worse than he’d expected! “Before you do this, it is obviously necessary to teach you the folly of failure.”

His queen raised her hand, and a swirling pink energy began to form in the palm. Time slowed to a crawl. Jedite knew what was coming, knew that any attempt to defend himself would not only be futile but make his fate that much worse. And so he did not move as it struck him, a pink aura covering his entire body before turning blue and settling in around his crotch.

“The blue balls spell. I trust you are familiar with it? You shall not be allowed to cum until you bring sufficient energy to make up for your loss.”

“Yes, my queen,” he said, already calculating ways he could quickly bring that much energy in. He would have to be careful. Avoid contact with attractive women for a time. Such a terrible punishment to inflict! Though little did he realise it was about to get that much worse.

The first inkling of how bad it was going to get ca- occured when Beryl stood up and slipped her dress off her shoulders. It pooled around her ankles, and Jedite swallowed nervously. The mere sight of her perfect naked figure was already making him hard enough to pierce steel.

“After each failure you suffer from this moment forward, you are to return here and give me a full deep-body massage,” Beryl instructed. She snapped her fingers and a table rose out of the ground next to the throne. She lay upon it without another word, and Jedite couldn’t hurry to his feet fast enough.

The blond general reached out to touch somewhere safe. Her shoulder to start with. Yes. That seemed safe enough. After which he could move on to other areas of her body. By then he would surely be able to assert some level of self-control so that he could get through this with a hint of self-respect.

There was just one small problem: The instant his hand touched Beryl’s flesh, he felt his cock twitch as though it wanted to cum right the hell now. Not that he could blame it. He’d never dreamed her skin could be so soft, and the (obviously staged but still effective even knowing that) whimper shot straight through any form of defence he could muster. And he would have to rub her entire body thoroughly when just the slightest touch had that much of an effect… And he would have to do this every time he failed…

Truly, he could afford no more failures. Perhaps if he distracted himself with the details of his plan? He would surely be able to make use of that temple he had seen, yes, and the pretty young maiden that worked there….

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Within that very shrine, that particular maiden was having a great deal of trouble sleeping. Too hot. It was too hot tonight. While still asleep she kicked off her clothes. She tossed. She turned. She fondled her breasts, failing to notice the manner in which they grew and swelled within her hands. They left only to trail the rest of her figure, drawing out little whimpers, pleading for more of this more of the contact more of -

“Gah!” she yelled, sitting up in bed with sweat dripping from her forehead. “That dream… Will they assail me even in slumber? Will I find no rest? What must I do to get them to leave me alone?!”

Rei noticed her lack of clothes and winced. She would not so easily succumb to their lustful power! She was strong enough to resist them, at least for the time being! It did not matter what they did with their large, thrusting dicks or their heavy, heaving breasts; they would soon find that Rei Hino would not suckle upon them with the ravenous hunger they were no doubt hoping to instill!

Unfortunately, the way she was feeling right now made it quite clear that she wasn’t getting any sleep for at least a little while. She picked up her pyjamas (not particularly paying attention to the fact that she bent at the waist to retrieve them, nor the fact that she was giving her rather magnificent rear end a bit of a seductive wiggle) and pulled them on. There. Much better. Nudity would only give the wicked, corrupting forces more to do to her (probably). She looked at herself in the mirror, just to make certain. A girl with raven hair stared back, clad in a nightshirt that wrapped around her figure and clung to her skin like a well-worn glove. There was a missing fragment of cloth around the chest, right around where her cleavage was. A cutting in the shape of a flame that revealed just enough of her breasts to tell the world the rest was something worth paying attention to. The shape was particularly appropriate in two different ways: The first obvious, as Rei was smoking hot. The other? Someone staring too long at the fire pattern may well find themselves heating up a little bit as well!

Nothing sexual about that. For a moment Rei had been worried she might have developed the ridiculous porn star figures of those girls in her nightmares (which she had), but everything seemed perfectly normal (which it wasn’t). Rei took an elegant step on her long, entrancing legs and strode out of the room with the underside of her undershirt brushing gently against her butt. Perhaps something to eat, or a glass of water? Yes! Water would surely cure her ills. Extinguish this burning lust before it could become a raging inferno! That was the safest measure, surely! Then she could replenish her energy and -

Rei stopped mid-stride. What was that? She could not rush fast enough towards it, this feeling of something otherworldly. Powerful. It felt as though the very universe itself had torn apart. She hadn’t felt anything like this since - Since three days ago. When this had all started.

It turned out she could move faster after all.

There it was. Just where she had been meditating earlier. She could see it. An unnatural, swirling - something! It chilled Rei, danced along the very edge of her perception. Like a shape that should not be possible in this realm. She took a step forward before even knowing what she was doing. No! Not yet! She ran from the room but returned a minute later in an ill-fitting robe that didn’t actually quite close properly. Upon her face was a determination that would cause the gods themselves to hesitate; in her hands were an array of charms and wards for all manner and purpose.

“Source of wickedness! Corruption! Filthy, perverted lust!” she hissed. “I shall fight you every step of the way! I shall - Oh, shiiiiit!”

And that was how Rei Hino found herself being hurled full pelt towards the real world….

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“That went well.”

How was it possible for someone to be intimidating and sexy all at the same time? Those smouldering eyes both beckoned and warned. Her beautiful face was turned into a ferocious scowl that still managed to rank in the top ten most erotic things she’d seen this week.

Which was turning out to be a far more competitive list than Ami might have expected, on consideration.

“I don’t understand it,” Usagi said. “It was like the entire universe was trying to stop us getting to it!”

“Maybe that’s not hyperbole,” Ami observed. “The statistical likelihood of sequential intrusions holds the appearance of circumstantial contrivance.” The other two had blank expressions, so she sighed and tried again. “I mean that you may be onto something there. Maybe the universe really was trying to stop us from getting to the portal?”

“Yeah. Sure,” Makoto said, impatiently tapping her foot. “And why would it do something like that?”

“… Sorry, I didn’t catch any of that,” Ami said, ashamed of herself for being so completely enthralled by the way Makoto’s breasts bounced around under her clothes while she was tapping her foot. She gave Usagi a gentle nudge with her elbow: Their brave leader was similarly enthralled.

“I said! Why would the universe do something like that?”

“Oh! Well, I do have a theory about that…” Ami said, though privately she wasn’t entirely sure it was something she could easily explain. “When Usagi and I went to the real world, we came back with the intention to find and recruit you first, then find Rei. That way we would be better able to handle anything the Dark Kingdom throws at us.”

“Lucky thing you did,” Makoto said. “Otherwise, I might’ve been stuck as youma bait.”

“Actually, maybe not! That plan never came up in the series as I read it, but there were some similarities to what was supposed to transpire when we met with Rei.” Ami stopped and bit her lip in frustration, knowing just how insane this all sounded. But given what they’d seen so far… “Maybe the universe shuffled things around a bit, so the same sort of basic events still happened to you instead of to Rei?”

Makoto sighed. “If you weren’t so hot, I’d be gone by now. Look, let’s just forget about this ‘real world’ stuff for the time being and focus on what we do next.”

“Finally, a sensible suggestion,” Luna noted. Everyone ignored that particular outburst for the time being.

“We can meet with Rei tomorrow after school,” Usagi said. “I’m looking forward to meeting her! I just hope things don’t get too hectic…”

Oh, dear. Usagi did seem rather excited about this. Ami didn’t really have it in her to break the bad news. Rei might not exactly welcome them when they appear. After all, Ami could easily remember her character profile:

<i>Rei Hino reacts to perversion with open hostility, as she believes the world is being corrupted by an outside force. She will attempt to purify anyone she sees as falling under the influence of this perverted corruption, while retaining denial of her own perverted desires. A popular fan theory is that she is the most hentai of the Senshi, but her denial keeps her from acting on it in any manner other than subconsciously. The most commonly cited evidence in favour of this theory is her lack of awareness regarding her own sexuality. This lack of awareness grows throughout the show.</i>

Looking around at the three of them, it didn’t seem to Ami that they could easily walk up to her and say “hi”… But then again, maybe not? Usagi could charm the panties off an oak tree with that playful smile and the way she laughed and -

All of a sudden Ami couldn’t quite remember what she had been thinking about a moment ago. All she could do was stare at Usagi and sigh.

1. Rei freaks out in the real world, discovers Sailor Moon.
2. Rei doesn’t discover Sailor Moon, still freaks out. Brings something back from the real world.
3. Rei brings someone back from the real world.
4. Something else