The Holy Britannian Empire knew a thing or two about invasions. It had given them. It had received them. Through each such occurrence the challenge made them stronger. They grew in power. Influence. Spread their culture the world over. Power was all that mattered to them. Power meant many different things. In particular it was military might that was the chief element of any successful invasion, for without it anything else would fall on its face. What did military might entail? The best technology. The best tactics. The most disciplined soldiers. Above all else, it meant the will to win.
This is how they had spread so far. This was how they had conquered most of the world. The might of their Knightmare frames made all other weapons obsolete. The force of their will, their cunning leadership… Britannia was the master of the invasion!
Or so they thought.
There was no way anyone could see it coming. So far as Britannia was concerned, an invasion was one of the least subtle undertakings an adversary could take. Anyone attempting such a thing would have to pass through their borders, at which point they would be immediately alerted of the assault. As masters of the invasion, after experiencing such things from both ends time and time again, they should have had sufficient control measures to deal with an army. The only things they had to truly concern themselves with were acts of sabotage from restless (foolishly unwilling) members of their empire, and while the methods required to deal with them did wildly differ they were typically simple to put down. It all came down to demoralising them. Humiliating them. Crush the spirit and the will to fight back withers away.
But this dealt with invasions from one’s own world. Britannia had never had to deal with other worlds. The only borders they had to defend were set by coastlines or imaginary lines on maps. They had never had to defend themselves from a whole other reality… Which is how Rick was able to slip on through without anyone even noticing.
“Tut tut!” Rick sighed upon tasting the air. “The perversion level in the atmosphere is far lower than I enjoy. Is this really Japan? Such a sad state to find the country in.”
Indeed it was. Home of the high lord himself, Happosai. For it to be in such a condition was quite unthinkable. He had quite a lot of work to do, and the very first thing was to find some manner by which to raise the level of perversion in the atmosphere. How to accomplish this? Why, it was simple!
Step one: Seduce a local. Rick had enough perverted energy swirling around him from the last world to kick things off here, but it would not get him far. The best approach was to seduce a local and have sex with them. This would allow him to replenish his own energy and get a little bit of a taste of the local flavour in the process. Not to mention the local would have a better grasp of how things worked around here, and could help prevent him from making significant mistakes.
Step two: Find a recruit. Ah yes, the recruitment process! That was the second most rewarding part of it all, next to the obvious and more carnal rewards of this lifestyle. It was always so satisfying to find a budding pervert and give them just enough of a push to really let them loose on the world. Show them just a little of what power was being offered, teach them enough to get started…
Step three: Guide the recruit along the path. The recruit would find it difficult at first, but only because the world was not actively following the proper rules yet. It took a local to properly teach those rules to the world. Once that first had pushed through every barrier, once they mastered the necessary skills, the process became practically self perpetuating.
Step four: Help it self perpetuate. Find other recruits. Help the initial recruits gain allies of their own, guide them in teaching others what they have learned. After which the spread would occur. Local governments would begin to notice something was amiss but more often than not it was too late to do anything about it. By the time this many were adherents to the path, the world’s rules would be altered in ways they would be unable to understand. More and more would be enticed towards the path, causing its influence to spread just that little bit further and further and…
Rick smiled and quirked an eyebrow. Looks like it was time for him to initiate step one! “Hello,” he said to the attractive young woman. “My name is Rick. What, may I ask, is yours?”
- Kallen
- C.C.
- Shirley
- Villetta
- Someone else
what does HHL stand for?
ReplyDeleteand if I had a choice I'd pick Kallen
will their also be a Pornification of the CG world?
ReplyDeleteHHL is short for Happi High Lord.
ReplyDeleteHappi High Lord? XD that's hilarious!!!!!!
Deleteso Happi is an obvious reference to Happosai. good to know.
Sorry, I should have provided the link to where it was coming from.
Deletehttp://www.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/docs/944/944094.html