Friday, 10 August 2012

Story: Negima: Ninja Mother and Perverted Narrator

Just a little something continuing from here. To be honest, I'm not quite as familiar with Negima as I probably ought to be. Most of what's here is based on things gleamed off the wiki.


Irony is an oft misused term. Some writers seem to believe that it means poetic justice, some think it means an interesting twist of fate but alas they would be quite incorrect. Such things can be ironic, but are not universally so. The actual definition of such situational irony is " an incongruity between what is expected or intended and what actually occurs."

Therefore, it would not be considered ironic that a ninja likes libraries because they are typically nice and quiet. Nor would it be ironic to state that this particular ninja heard rather a ruckus over in one section of the library, and decided to investigate. Nor would it be remotely ironic to say that after she was transformed by an unexpected blast of magical energy, the library once again fell momentarily quiet. None of the above can be considered ironic. They can, however, be considered an apt description of what actually transpired.

"Hello de gozaru!" Kaede said, giving a friendly wave to her friends. After a moment, she paused and tilted her head. "Is something wrong? What are you staring at de gozaru?"

"Oh my goodness," Chizuru said, looking at her pointed fingers in shock. "I am terribly sorry Kaede, I did not mean to do that." She slapped her hand in an act of self punishment. "Pointing at you like that is so rude and inconsiderate!"

"Pointing at her?!" Asuna yelled. "You did a hell of a lot more than tha- tha - Oh! Yue! St-stop that!"

"But I'm still thirsty," Yue said, stopping only for that long before taking another drink.

"Is everybody feeling alright?" Kaede whispered to Konoka. "They seem to be behaving rather unusually today de gozaru."

"Now that you mention it, they have been a little bit off," Konoka nodded her head in complete agreement. "What about you? Still trying to raise those darling twins of yours into competent, sexy ninja?"

"Indeed de gozaru! But, it is so trying. Do you like my new outfit?"

By now the two girls were chatting away, and ignoring the ongoing chaos embroiling just a few feet away. Asuna struggled in vain against her bonds, Yue licked away furiously, Chizuru struggling to keep them calm because they were so obviously restless and needed to get some sleep...

"I was about to say," Konoka said, nodding in appreciation. "A jet black apron that hides your tight, tight shorts and tiny bra creating the illusion that you are naked, when in fact, you are merely scantily clad."

"A ninja's first priority is to misdirect de gozaru," Kaede nodded sagely. "Try to get them to calm down a little, they must surely be quite disturbing to anyone else that may wish to use the library. I have to leave de gozaru."

"Leaving so soon?"

"Oh, you know how those twins are de gozaru. You can't leave them alone without them formulating a new prank."



Fuka and Fumika stared at the cowering Nodoka, quite uncertain of what to make of her.

"Doesn't she seem a bit on edge to you?" Fumika said.

"Yes, yes!" Fuka agreed. "I wonder what's wrong with her."

If one were to look closely, one might have almost caught the glimmer of mirth in her eyes as she considered the situation before her.

"Maybe all she needs is a great big shock," Fuka said, smiling a little too sweetly to be believed.

"I don't think that's such a good idea..." Fumika warned with a weary sigh. She knew it wouldn't do any good, but she had to try!

"Nonsense! We'll creep up on her, give her a scare, then we all laugh about it and ask her what's the matter. No harm, no trouble."

"... Alright, but I still don't like this."

The two crept forward in perfect unison towards their cowering classmate. Inch by inch they approached, silent as a summer breeze. Once the pair were within reaching distance, Fuka reached out a hand, grabbing Nodoka's shoulder as firmly as her small hand would permit and intentionally deepened her voice as far as it would go.

"Who dares come to my libr-"

Nodoka span around, and pointed one hand at both girls. "Engweld Ranusta!" she yelled, catching both girls flat footed as the energy ball hit them dead in the chest. The pranksters intending to surprise an unwary victim had themselves been caught by surprise, and by someone that very much intended not to surprise anyone in any way.

That is irony.

Here in her native habitat we can see an irate Ayaka attempting to rally her fledgling tribe. Though she is desperately eager to begin her attempt to seize control over the school post haste, she is frustrated by her underling's lack of intelligence.

"Not to mention the scantily clad narrator that won't shut up!" Ayaka continued, making quite the ironic complaint about someone else's state of atire that most certainly did not go unnoticed.

"A pornographic documentary..." Kazumi mused, idly rubbing her chin with one hand while recording proceedings with her phone in the other. "I like it! The two of us, we'll go miles!" she declared, putting her arm over the naked shoulder of a certain sexy narrator.

"That's it, I'm gone!" Ayaka declared, pushing her way towards the door. "Come with me, and I'll make some new bimbos for you! And you pair! Do not get in our way!"

But of course, neither narrator nor camerawoman had any intention of getting in the way of the inevitable proceedings. In fact, it should be remarkably... Educational to witness and record firsthand the inevitable mating practises. Then again, it may also be necessary to provoke events slightly in order to.... learn anything at all. Direct involvment may become necessary to stimulate events further still.

"Didn't you promise the winner a reward?" Kazumi interjected, just as Ayaka put her delicate yet powerful hand upon the door. Her muscles tense up, causing some wonderfully sensual ripplings of her flesh all down her body, and she reluctantly turns towards Ako, who was performing the picture perfect example of the  infamous"puppy dog eyes" technique. See how her eyes shimmer with hopeful adoration, see how her lip trembles ever so slightly to further enhance the effect of a helpless, pleading innocent. What makes this especially fascinating is the fact that she is completely nude and appears to have the remnants of Makie's orgasmic discharge staining her chin, at least for the time being.

This is a precarious position for the leader of this tribe. Each second she delays the risk increases of her tribe's potential size decreasing. Yet if she denies this request, she risks losing the trust and adoration of her airheaded charges.

"Yes, thank you! I am quite aware of this!" Ayaka snapped, then sighed quite wearily. "Fine. Your reward is that you may hug me as we hunt down converts."

"Yay!" squealed the pleased subordinate, in the process displaying its pleasure with the procedure via the long lasting ritual observed amongst this kind by skipping in place followed by wrapping her arms around her leader's waist, nuzzling her head lovingly into Ayaka's shoulder in a display of devotion and eternal affection.

"We have wasted enough time!" Ayaka sniffed, pleased at having reasserted her domination over the situation. "Makie, if you can stand, do so. If you cannot, crawl after us. We have some converts to locate!"

As instructed, Makie flipped over onto her hands and knees so that she could use whatever remnants of strength she had left in her to crawl after the pair.

"The two of you may come as well, so long as you do not interfere," Ayaka said, attempting to storm out of the room but failing to do so because of the additional weight hanging off one side. Instead, the two adopted a gait that some might consider equal parts adorable and impossibly sexy, managing to take impossibly girlish steps together in tandem as they left the room.

"Cumming, cumming, cumming ohmygodyes!" called a voice from down the corridor. We cannot as yet see the source of this voice, but we can certainly witness Ayaka's reaction to it. Notice the slackening of the jaw, the widening of the eyes. These are typical traits assigned to a sudden debilitating shock and - oh my goodness, how fascinating! It would appear that we have stumbled upon that rarest of rare sights, the dickgirl! But not merely one dickgirl, dear me no! We have discovered two! One appears to be in a state of unconsciousness that a prrimary examination of the evidence suggests was caused by little less than an overpowering, mindblowing orgasm.

Further, we can now tell that the source of the moans of pleasure that caught our earlier attention were coming from a transformed Haruna, who was in the process of extraneous mating procedures with the remaining dickgirl. What a fascinating encounter! I cannot help but wonder how this meeting will play out, and hope that the two groups will interact for an extended period so that we may learn much, much more about them both.

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