This might come as a bit of a surprise, but would you like to guess who the biggest ball of horny is in all of Furinkan? The answer: Kasumi Tendo. Since her little sister was taken on a whirlwind adventure, since the death of her mother, she'd had to really step up and fill in some shoes at the Tendo dojo.
She, like Nabiki, had been trained in the anti-pervert martial arts. However, she preferred doing housework. It helped her meditate. It helped her concentrate. It helped her ignore the fact that she wanted a baby put in her right now right now right now right now right now now now now now.
Today, she was out shopping. It was a bit of an adjustment having more mouths to feed, and good gracious but weren't Ranma and Akane voracious eaters. It must come with the sheer level of talent they had as martial artists. Kasumi giggled- they really were cute together. She hoped that, in time, Ranma would knock Akane up and give her a little niece or nephew to dote on, to spoil, to take care of, to babysit, to -
"Pardon me," a voice intruded. Kasumi stopped in her tracks and whirled around. There was a boy standing there. A handsome boy. A really handsome boy who would probably make for an excellent father. Then again, she thought that about most of the handsome young men she met, so it didn't mean anything. There was also, right behind him, a rather adorable young girl lurking there who would make for a quite excellent mother - but then again, she thought that about pretty girls like her as well. "Do you know where the Tendo Dojo is?"
"The Tendo Dojo?" Kasumi said. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kasumi Tendo."
The young man in front of her bit his bottom lip and looked her up and down. "Man, Ranchan sure hit the jackpot. Again..."
Ranchan...? Kasumi frowned and looked these two over again. The boy was carrying a rather large spatula on his back, and seemed to have a variety of cooking utensils secreted on his clothing. As for the girl? She was wearing a kimono right now, but there was something peculiar in the way she carried herself. It wasn't a normal gait, but rather one that was trying to mask itself. Mask any trace of her presence. Kasumi only really noticed due to her own martial arts training.
"Ukyo," the boy said. "Ukyo Kuonji. I'm an old friend of Ranma and Akane. This is my..." He tilted his head to think of the word to use. "Uh..."
"Pet?" the girl behind him offered. Ukyo nudged him, blushing a bit.
"Significant other, Konatsu!" Ukyo finished, giving his 'pet' a look that could only be read as 'not in public, please!'
How nice. What a healthy, passionate relationship they had. Maybe, if Kasumi played her cards right, she could persuade them to let her babysit for them. Or better still, she could get him to take her to bed and knock her up, knock her up, knock he up right now, right now, she could even lean against the fence to get it in her, get it in, put it in, right now right here, right here -
"I'm just finishing shopping," Kasumi said. "Would you mind helping me carry this home? I'd love to hear all about what you got up to with my little sister~"
"Eh, I guess Akane would be your little sister, huh?" Ukyo asked. "Alright. Konatsu? Take those bags."
"Yes mistress!" Konatsu happily chirped.
"Yes <I>dear</I>!" Ukyo whispered. "Haha, sorry about him, he gets funny ideas sometimes."
Huh? Him? Kasumi must have misheard. There's no way someone that cute and girly was a boy. Right? Then again, Ranma's curse did turn him from a virile stud into a breedable babe... she'd seen stranger things.
Soon enough, they were on their way home. Kasumi had thought she could maybe take a few of the things for herself, but Konatsu had insisted on taking them all. Now, with all the shopping done, the three of them could return home without issue.
"I've known 'em for about ten years now," Ukyo said. "Met them when they were little. The two of them used to spar with me for free okonomiyaki, and beat me every time."
"How adorable!" Kasumi cooed. Ukyo shrugged it off.
"The dirty old man didn't wanna train me, though!" Ukyo sniffed. "Didn't stop Ranchan and Akchan from teaching me though. I followed the three of them for years, despite it all - Had to disguise myself as a boy to get into the same school though, cuz the old man thought it was good training for Akane to pretend."
Ah, yes. Happosai, the dread master who had taken them away. It sounded like the sort of nonsense he might do.
"When they went off to China, that's when I lost track of them," Ukyo said. "Wound up running into Konatsu and his family about a month back. Beat the shit out of them when I saw how they were treating him."
"I'm sorry, did you say just now that you were pretending to be a boy?" Kasumi asked.
"Oh yeah, for sure!" Ukyo said. "Got really good at it too! But I'm actually a cute girl!"
"And I'm actually a handsome boy," Konatsu said. "Apparently. In the biological sense. I'm still struggling with my gender identity a bit because of the horrific abuse I suffered at the hands of my step-parents."
"For now, I'm using male pronouns for him, to let him really face his options," Ukyo shrugged. "It's an experimental thing."
"I'm happy to be called anything at all by my Mistress~" Konatsu said.
"Konatsu..." Ukyo blushed. "Sorry about him. He's way too cute for his own good."
Right. Okay then. "So, he's confused about his gender identity... why do you dress up like a boy, still"
"Turns out I like the look and carry it off really well," Ukyo shrugged.
Kasumi couldn't argue with that. She led them inside, and the three of them put all the food away in record time. It was clear Ukyo knew her way around a kitchen. Konatsu, meanwhile, used some sort of self duplication technique to assist further with the packing, which was a remarkably useful talent to have. Kasumi made a mental note of how it worked, because she'd been watching very carefully. That would be handy, best to try that out tomorrow, get things done in record time~
"Alright! Great!" Ukyo said. She clapped her hands together, and turned her attention towards Kasumi, giving her a strange look. "When do you normally make dinner?"
"Oh, I'd usually start about now -" Kasumi said.
"It's fine, it's fine!" Ukyo said. "How about I take care of it?"
"There's no need for - " Kasumi said, but Ukyo snapped her fingers, and Konatsu summoned another three copies out of nowhere. "Ah...?"
"Konatsu, this total babe's in desperate need of some service," Ukyo said. "Give her a number twelve. I want her to forget half her lexicon for about an hour, got it?"
"Only half?" Konatsu asked. "After your dutiful training, I am certain I can reduce her to a babbling wreck for at least two hours."
"Yeah, but we got dinner too, so save it for later!" Ukyo smirked. She pecked Konatsu on the lips, smacked him on the butt, and the next thing Kasumi knew she was in her bedroom, bereft of clothing and -
Baby put baby in her baby put in her now right now right now right now~
Meanwhile, down in the kitchen, Ukyo was whipping up - what else - okonomiyaki using the Tendo kitchen while smirking to herself.
"It's been way too long," she said. "God, I cannot wait to have Akane sit on my face while Ranma gives it to me nice and deep. Cure me of that pervertedness! In a way even Konatsu can't!"
As cute as ever, Ucchan. As cute as ever.
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