Namiyo was not happy. She'd done it now. She'd well and truly done it! She'd actually gone ahead and recited the flipping alphabet backwards while wearing a stupid clown wig. Bah! It wasn't her fault, she didn't want to do it, but circumstances made her, so - Bah!
"I swear," she grumbled. "That stupid computer somehow set that up."
"How is that supposed to grow your harem?"
That really was the question of the hour, wasn't it? How the hell was it supposed to do jack shit? Misa had echoed her own thoughts back to her here. It was just the two of them and Sae, right? Namiyo tossed the stupid wig across the rooftop and flopped onto her butt. Only then did she turn her attention to the spy camera drone that Sae had set up.
"Yo!" Namiyo said, knocking on top of it. "Sae! Can you get me out of here?"
<i>"Yeah, one sec!"</i> Sae said. <i>"I think I got something here, just hold on... Aha! Alright! Do you see a green tile on the rooftop?"</i>
A green tile...? Actually, she did. It wasn't far off from where she'd tossed the wig.
"Yeah, I got it...?" Namiyo said. She leaned over a bit to look at it. That was weird. Huh. How come she hadn't noticed it until now? "What is that?"
<i>"Oh, it's one of the many, many hidden gadgets that freak Watanabe's dad hid all over the damn town. Guy was a massive perv, and was planning to recruit a shitton of hot girls into his harem. Ahem! Activating teleporter protocol, emergency escape, delta one!"</i>
Delta one, what was that about...?
There's an old joke from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Ford Prefect describes something as 'unpleasantly like being drunk'. Arthur Dent asks 'what is so unpleasant about that?' and Ford replies 'Ask a glass of water'.
Never before had either Namiyo or Misa understood that question as totally and completely as they had at that moment. The two of them were suddenly on another school rooftop feeling like they really needed to void the contents of their stomachs, right the fuck now, thanks. All while Sae was topless, not too far away, looking at them from her own little personalised chair.
"The hell is wrong with you?!" Namiyo yelled. "And put some clothes on, I'm not in the mood!"
"Wanna be in the mood?" Sae asked, then smirked as she flipped around a screen with spirals and pretty colours and - "So, funny thing! Your little voiceprint not too long ago kinda sorta activated this thing and made me super suggestible for about thirty seconds."
"Uh huh?" Namiyo asked. Oh, her eyes were starting to hurt. She had to do a thing. What was it called again? Oh yeah. Blinking. She made herself do that.
"Then you go ahead and tell me to expand your harem!" Sae smirked. "Soooo, I decided to look into doing just that, and discovered, to my amazement, that there's a shitton of devices just like this all over the place! You can hardly take a step without tripping over three off them. That guy had plans!"
Namiyo sank to her knees, a big dumb smile on her face as she listened to Sae's exposition.
"Knowing you, you don't want a harem, but I gotta make your harem bigger," Sae continued. "Ordering you to want a harem would not be hot at all though. So! Better idea! You gotta try to stop me from making your harem bigger!"
"Woah..." Misa gasped. "That's the single most Sae thing I've ever seen. You're gonna conspire against Namiyo, and you're also compelling her to conspire against you? Making the whole thing into some colossal harem building game?"
"You bet~" Sae chirped. "Tee hee! This is gonna be fun! Of course, I have the advantage because I know all about the different devices."
"Hold on, you found out that quickly?"
"Hacked the network right after the brainwashing wore off," Sae shrugged. "This tech is, like, almost two decades old, its security is really obsolete. The hardware itself is super advanced, but it couldn't keep out a rabbit with a lockpick."
Misa was going to ask why, specifically, a rabbit, but thought better of it. That would lead to the inevitable endless rabbit hole that was Sae's thinking process.
"Did - Did you just brainwash me into trying to stop your evil scheme to expand my harem?" Namiya asked as the hypnosis wore off. "And you still haven't put your clothes on! Stop flashing me!"
Instead of that, Sae pulled out a scoop of ice cream and left it to nestle and melt in her cleavage. The effect it had on both girls was more potent than the hypnoscreen.
"Of course, the game won't be any fun if I hold all the cards~" Sae said. "Hehehe, that's basically how conspirators think. It's why they make a game of it. Leaving clues that the canny and aware can spot. So! Here's the deal! Rule #1! Based on what the network is telling me, there is already a second harem of hot girls being formed around some boy named Eito. I won't go after his girls, because I don't steal. Nor will I go after any girl who is already in a relationship! I will leave them alone completely! As for you... If you want me to not expand your harem, all you have to do is kiss a girl before they become a member of your harem, and I won't touch them from now on~"
Kiss a girl, and she won't be brought into the harem? Namiyo's brain went brrrr~ She immediately whirled towards the entrance to the rooftop and bolted back down into the school, puckering her lips and ready to keep some girls out of the harem, pronto!
Misa, though, was strolling towards Sae casually, tucking her hands behind her back. "So, basically, you've already set it up so that it she kisses any girl, they're going to join her harem. Right?"
Sae shrugged. "That's the same game the conspirators play!" she said. "Heads I win, tails you lose. Wanna make out while Namiyo gets more harem sisters ready for us?"
Eh... Screw it. Why not? Sounded like fun.
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So, back on the rooftop, we had three members of Namiyo's harem get left behind as the other two got teleported off campus. Ai, Cho, and Yoshi stared at the green tile in absolute wonder.
"Just so we're all clear," Ai asked. The other two turned towards her. "We're total sluts for Namiyo now, right?"
"Fuck yeah we are!" Cho sighed. "Alas, it seems as though we shall have to wait until later to embrace that beautiful body once again."
None of them were entirely happy with that outcome. All the same, what choice did they have? It wasn't as though they could ditch school, sneak into another school, then use the rest of the day indulging in all manner of hot yuri action.
Namiyo and Misa were able to get away with it, but they had a destiny predicting supercomputer on their side. What did they have? Fuck all, that's what! They retrieved the clown wig, and made their way to the rooftop entrance, making sure their clothes were on point, before throwing open the door -
And running right into a large pair of boobs stuffed into a dress suit.
Collectively, they looked up to see her. Mean Miss Nugget. Imagine, if you would, a truly beautiful teacher who is not afraid of balancing how hot she is with professionalism and you got her look. Now realise that her personality made her rather not popular, and reconsider her motivations: It's not that she's trying to look hot. It's more like, if she wants to look like a professional, these are the only sorts of clothes her figure would allow her to wear that allowed her to present that image.
"Well, how interesting," Miss Nugget's hand shot out, and somehow managed to tweak all three of their ears in a single grip. "What are you three doing up here, I wonder?"
"Nothing!" Yoshi insisted. Miss Nugget grabbed the clown wig out of her grip and looked at it. "Um! We found that up here?"
"I hardly believe you came up to the rooftop to retrieve a clown wig," Miss Nugget said. "There are rumours that girls from another school have been sighted on campus. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
<i>"No, I don't think they do,</i>" said the voice of a certain drone hovering right next to her. Miss Nugget barely had enough time to turn around before - <I>"Yoshi, step to the left. Thanks! B-I-M-B-O, and bimbo was her name-oh!"</i>
"What nonsense is - " Miss Nugget gasped, right before something hidden in the doorframe sprayed out a pink mist, and all of a sudden. "OMG, guy! Yay! You look sooo cool today~"
Be wary, everyone. Be wary of conspiracy theorists who attain the levers of power. They've had a lot of time to think about how those levers might be abused - and are less skittish than most about using them to get what they want.
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