Of all the people to wind up in horny jail, Akane never once thought that she'd be there. Come to think, since when did horny jail even exist? Where was it back when she was having to fend off all those boys at the start of the school year? Hell, why wasn't Happosai ever tossed in -
Actually, Happosai would be tricky to get in here. Trick to keep in here too. For Akane herself, she reached out to the bars and -
"Ow!" she pulled her hand away quickly. It burned to the touch. The injury on her hand healed quickly enough, but - Still! "Yuka! How long are you going to keep me in here?"
Yuka, wearing full priestess garb, sighed wearily, then pulled on a rope which dropped down a large picture of Ranma with his shirt off. In the middle of a martial arts routine.
Akane immediately attempted to lick it.
"Not yet," Yuka sighed. "You're still impure."
"What, for wanting to lick my fiance?" Akane asked.
"An image," Yuka corrected. "An image of your fiance. Not the real thing."
"Big deal!" Akane huffed, and proceeded to pace around impatiently. Urgh! One minute she thought Yuka was joking about horny jail, and the next thing she knows she's being shown right on in. At least she didn't look like the cover for a black metal album anymore.
That being said, her body was... uh, definitely still hotter than it used to be. Bigger boobs, wider hips, and this butt was ridiculous. She'd asked Yuka for a change of clothes, but the weird thing was no matter how she tried to wear these robes it felt like they were hanging off her, adjusting themselves to put her body on display as much as possible, and there wasn't anything she could do about it.
Ooh! Well! She turned towards Yuka and scowled.
"You promised me regular hot sex with Ranma. In both forms. And the occasional dalliance with the other girls after him."
Yuka tilted her head. "Not exactly making the case that you should be let out of horny jail, there."
Akane's gaze lingered on her best friend, who started to fidget and fan herself down. Gosh, she really did look cute like -
"Nope!" Yuka said, turning on her heels and walking away. "Nuh uh! Not letting you do that. Cool off by yourself for an hour, and if you've been good I'll bring along Ranma to let you get some ffeeding done."
Been good, huh? That's kinda the problem, isn't it? She's half demon! How is she supposed to 'be good'! It goes against her very nature! Urgh! Being a succubus sucks!
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You know, over the years Yuka had seen boys fall for Akane left and right. Never quite got it herself. She's pretty, really pretty, but not that pretty. You know? It made sense for Kasumi, who kinda was that pretty, but Akane -
Now it made sense. Her physical attractiveness was being boosted by a combo hit of her outgoing personality and her succubus nature. Thus, those who were already likely to be attracted to her - like Kuno or Gosunkugi or Ryoga or Ranma - would all get weird about it in their own ways.
In her estimation, Ranma was the most normal about her because he was drawn more to her personality than her physical appearance. It wasn't a shallow attraction, so the pull on him had been less. Yes, there was a logic behind that. A certain, truthful feeling logic.
This did not in the least bit help her from nearly collapsing to her knees from the urge to go back in there and lick Akane. Lick her anywhere. Her shoulder, her elbow, her knees, the small of her back, her scalp - whatever it took. She'd probably done that as retaliation. Not consciously, but... She was obviously kind of annoyed at Yuka right now, and probably a little sore that she'd been called out for wanting to lick Ranma, or even an image of Ranma, and so -
The desire to lick Akane's body had been put upon her as a power play. Normally Yuka could shrug off a succubus influencing her, but - Hot damn, she was strong. It was a good thing they'd built that jail to hold the devil himself. It's just a shame that Happosai was a bit too smart to wander in there, otherwise they'd be able to save Furinkan a lot of hassle.
"Can I go in yet?" Ukyo begged her. Throwing herself at Yuka's knees. "Please, I need it, I need it so badly."
"Yes, I know," Yuka said. "But Akane needs to learn how to control herself better. If you go in there right now, she'd suck you dry."
"I'll let her," Ukyo gasped, begging and pleading with all of her soul. The poor thing was really hard up, huh? Yuka could only sigh and pat her on the head. "I don't need this pesky free will if it means I can -"
Yuka pulled out an ofuda and slapped it to Ukyo's forehead. That was the tenth one already. Girl got it bad. She could sort of understand that. For years now Ukyo has been forced to behave like a boy, suppressing her girlish impulses, and then suddenly she realised that Ranma?
Ranma's objectively hot. As in, it's as close to an objective fact as one can get. While the conversation was usually kept far away from Akane's ears, many of the girls at school did talk about what a handsome guy he was. And also how they stood zero chance of getting him away from Akane. None. At all. It was impossible. Don't even try, it'll just hurt your heart.
But Ukyo had been trying. She'd been easily seduced by his feckless, reckless charms without him even needing to put any effort in. He'd just... done it. Just like that. Seduced her from being super pissed off at him, into being super into him, and now Akane had used her sucubus magic to -
All of a sudden Yuka was on her back.
"Sorry sugar!" Ukyo yelled. "Gotta get myself some!"
"Oh no you don't!" Yuka yelled. She pulled out some rosary beads and tossed them for Ukyo's feet. "Martial Arts Purification!"
However, Ukyo jumped clean over them. Which was fine because her feet weren't actually Yuka's target! Instead, she'd been aiming for the statue on the other side. Yes, the statue of the buddha! The prayer power in the rosary beads activated it, causing it to shine out and stunning the girl for a brief moment.
"Oh, I see," Ukyo burbled. "Worldly desires truly are the cause of all human suffering."
Phew, that sorted her out for long enough that she could guide the girl outside. Yuka sighed, grabbed for Ukyo's arm - then found herself being tossed outside yet again!
"Huh?!" she grunted, then sat up just in time to see Ukyo toss aside her headband. "Oh, that sneaky - She covered her eyes with that headband!"
That's what she gets for underestimating one of Ranma's fiances! Martial Arts Purification wasn't exactly a martial arts style that was as versatile or as potent as, say, Anything Goes, or Cooking or whatever it is that Ukyo calls her own style. Of course she would have her wits about her! She must have noticed that the Buddha statue was weird earlier on, or that Yuka's throw had a bit more force in it than it should have!
In any event, she scrambled after the girl as fast as her legs could carry her. Rounded a corner - and ran right into a giant spatula that had been propped in place!
"Gotta hurry, hurry, hurry!" Yuka yelped, rolling underneath that spatula, then pulling open the door - and hitting the dirty right before a flurry of regular sized spatula shot out of nowhere. Spring loaded? That girl really was prepared, wasn't she? Must have spent her time up top plotting on how to get some alone time with Akane! Yuka hurried in to where the horny jail was, and promptly found...
Both Ukyo and Akane out cold. Oh dear. It was just as she feared. Ukyo had attempted to open the cell door with impure thoughts, and so they both got zapped for good measure.
"Come along, you!" Yuka sighed wearily, hauling Ukyo out of the room. "Akane, it'll probably be <i>another</i> hour before you'll be okay for a little nookie. Assuming Ranma doesn't swing by and - "
No sooner had she said that, than Ranma himself was right there in front of her. Uh oh.
"Hey, so, is Akane here?" Ranma asked, while Yuka did everything she could to keep him from seeing past her. "Uh, is Ucchan okay?"
"Yeppers, all fine here!" Yuka said. She tried to push him out of the room, but Ukyo was also recovering and ohhhh shiiiiit! "Ahahaha! Why don't we, uh, go do something else for a bit! Maybe chat for a little while about the changes in Akane's life, and try to ignore the fact that she is, at present, in horny jail."
Ranma fidgeted.
"Uh, I should probably go to horny jail too..." he admitted. Oh good. How wonderful. Just what she needed.
It reminded her of something Sayuri had observed back when they'd started to build this place. Putting all the horny people together into horny jail seemed like a really, really bad idea! But what was she gonna do? Keep Ranma Saotome away from Akane Tendo? Better people than her have wound up in hospital for trying that!
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