Monday, 15 January 2024

Story: UY Secret Santa

 

Thinking about it, this was probably not the smartest thing that Shinobu had ever done. Letting herself get swept off her feet by a mysterious Princely sort that looked like Ataru, but very much did not act like him, while a very feminine and girly Ryuunosuke followed along. This was clearly Something Weird that she'd managed to get herself involved in yet again. She should be trying to extract herself from it. She should be running for the hills.

The fact that she was not was probably down to her judgement being impaired. Actually, forget that. Her judgement was definitely impaired. She had deliberately taken the sweet that would feminise her more, because she wanted to show off for this Ataru. That didn't seem like a rational thing to do.

"Fair maiden, do not crease your brow, you shall be safe before too long."

On the other hand, why not go along with it? He really was a dreamboat like this, huh? Way more charming than usual. It was reminding her of why she'd ever dated him in the first place. So different from the other boys, someone who stood out, who made her laugh, and - 

Eh, screw it. If she was already under impaired judgement, she'd blame that later on if anyone asked. For now, she'd have fun. It wasn't like she could exactly trust herself to make a smart choice anyway, right?

"Oh, hurry me away to somewhere quiet, so we may be together!" she swooned, pulling her face harder into his chest. Yep, this girl is pretty far gone right now. She'd probably regret this later on when the things affecting her mind wore off, but in the moment she was having a lot of - 

"Hahahahahaha, I'm so ha~appy because of magic flowers!"

Hrm? That voice...? Wasn't that - 

"Fair maiden, you too are in grave danger! Come with us, at once!" Prince Ataru cheered out to her. Then he adjusted his grip on Shinobu so that he was carrying her with a single arm, and with his other scooped that smiling girl right on up.

"Oh, hi there Ran," Shinobu said. Huh. That smile of hers. It was more... genuine than normal. "How's it going?"

"Hahahahaha, it's going great!" Ran said, snuggling into him, which pushed on Shinobu's innate jealousy, making her snuggle into him even more. "I'm in such a good mood right now, and nothing can spoil it! Literally. Nothing can spoil it. I'm being made to be happy and content against my own will, isn't that the best?"

Right. Sure. Looking around right now, and thinking about the things she'd gone through today, this was making Shinobu really <i>think</i> about what was happening here. This seemed weird. Too weird. Something was up. Something to do with Ataru, most likely - Urgh, what was she thinking? He was obviously involved somehow, she was being carried by a stronger, more manly, virile and charming version of him for no apparent rhyme or reason.

"What's making you so happy?" Shinobu asked.

"Oh, these magic mood altering flowers I got!" Ran laughed, and snuggled tighter into him right before kissing him on the cheek. Oooh! Is that so? Well, Shinobu gave him a kiss on the lips instead! "They're making me super duper happy and joyful, and I can't undo the effect because I accidentally crushed the flowers that undo it! Yay!"

"That tears it, something weird is definitely going on around here," Shinobu grumbled to herself. "Do you have any idea what it could be?"

"Ahem!" another voice cut in. Princess Ryuunosuke. "Pardon one for observing, but it is a little rude to leave other people out of your conversation when they're right there."

"I did not want to say anything, but her highness is quite correct," the Princely Ataru added. "Ladies, you seem concerned about what is transpiring in the world. Have no fear, for I shall keep you safe. I shall be your vanguard, your lifeline, and your eternal protector."

The lines were cheesy, but the conviction he said them with were so... charming that the two girls couldn't help but swoon. Actually, Princess Ryuunosuke swooned as well. She was way more feminine than the girl she knew. Way, way more.

"We are the manifestation of a dream held by Lady Lum," the Princess said after a moment. "I believe that he is the personification of how she sees her Darling, Ataru Moroboshi, while I am the personification of the lady that Miss Fujinami wishes to be."

There was a lot to unpack from this. These two were <i>what</i> now? The manifestations of dreams by Lum? What does that even mean?! The second part made a bit more sense though: Lum probably saw him as extremely charming, likeable, handsome and - 

Wait a minute, hold on a second here. Lum's view of Ataru...? A handsome charming Prince...? Yeah, but that wasn't all there was to it, was there? She also saw him as a playboy, which - 

The Prince's hand grabbed her butt while he was shifting his grip. A dopey grin appeared on Shinobu's face, and she decided to simply snuggle up to him. First, they had to find somewhere safe. Then, orgy. Then, and only then, do they work out what's going on here. Hehehe, hopefully Lum was too distracted to get in the way this time.

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Huh, how interesting, it seemed that Oni and human intercourse was remarkably similar. Based on all the material Ataru had read up on, the general anatomy seemed to have come along similar pathways. Was this, perhaps, a sign of a grand creator guiding the hand of evolution, or were the conditions on their respective worlds just barely similar enough that the same solutions to problems had been evolved around? Were the selection pressures that similar? Had random chance rolled the dice the same way at the same times, only deviating just barely enough to have relatively minor (yet astoundingly profound) distinctions between the species? Were they perhaps like different breeds of dogs, capable of reproducing - but only up to a single generation as the offspring is infertile? Would their children be a mutt, or perhaps a mule?

These questions, clinical though they may seem, were the only things keeping Ataru sane right about now as he was balls deep inside Lum. Keeping him sane because if he lapsed for a moment, took note of her expression, felt her warm body up against his, tasted her spicy sweat, realised that his hands were firmly on her butt, grabbing hold for dear, sweet life so that he could ensure he was inside her when he finally, mercifully released - 

If he realised and processed all of that, then he might go quite mad. Perhaps he had already? Lum's teasing with the dolls had pushed him to the limit, to the point he couldn't help himself anymore.

"I love you," Lum made him say with a doll. D-Dammit! She was cheating! "Love you lots!"

"Love you too, Darling~" Behind his back she was doing stuff with the dolls, one in each hand. "Love you~ Ohhhh, yes!"

It didn't help that she was <i>stupid</i> hot. It never had. Her cuteness was unfair! It had always put Ataru in a difficult position. Physically attracted to her, yet he also knew that if something like this happened he'd be chained down for life. And yet, those chains were feeling like they were made of the softest silk, which couldn't possibly be softer, smoother than her alien flesh.

He grunted, feeling himself cum, his body holding hers close to him out of sheer, raw instinct. For a half second he kinda hoped he knocked her up - but that was cut down by a miniscule voice of reason treading in his brain, warning him of the consequences of such a desire. That instinct was a trap! This whole thing was a trap!

But hey, now they'd done it once they could do it again right? It was fun, she seemed to like it a <i>lot</i> so...?

Nope, nope, nope. While Lum snuggled up next to him, he was going to take action! First, by giving her a great big smooch. Not because he wanted to, but because it would distract her long enough for him to grab her doll and - 

"Darling!" she yelped upon realising what he'd done. "Give that!"

"Yawn! I'm tired after that extremely awesome sex~" Ataru said, and Lum repeated back to him through the doll. She yawned a few times. Stretched out her limbs, and tried to shake it off. "So sleepy!" Ataru reinforced. "I'll just take a nap for a bit, maybe we can have round two when I wake up...?"

"Darling, you rotten... Yaaaawn!" Lum drifted off, curling up on the floor like a little angel, drifting off into a deep, deep sleep.

Phew! Alright then. He was back under his own control, and - 

"Ack! I had sex with Luuuuum?!" he whisper yelled, desperate to not rouse her - in case she wanted to do it again! "My playboy days are over for sure now, there's no way I can turn that down if she wants a go!"

Don't look at her, don't look at her, don't look directly at her - Aw, she's so cute like this, he could watch her for hours~ No, no, stop that, she's been conditioning your thinking with the dolls, culminating in your first time together, and - 

Think about the things you have. You're alone. You have your address book. You have the dolls... and apparently sleeping in that cabinet over there makes stuff real. What can you do with that, Ataru Moroboshi? Kukuku, what indeed...?


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