Rito had been turned into a girl more times than he dared bring up at this point. Usually due to Lala being up to something, or maybe someone getting her gender switching raygun. However, actually seeing the girl version of him face to face like this was kinda... surreal, to say the least.
"Eh?" the two of them gasped, gaping at each other. "Ehhhh?!"
"This must be be-because we somehow copied Run's powers somehow!" Rito said.
"Right, right, of course!" Riko gasped. "Her species has the power to gender flip, but then they divide in two when they come of age!"
Which seemed like a weirdly inconvenient thing to do, but what can you do really? Alien biology was increasingly weird to him, but they probably found it normal so he shouldn't judge, and -
"Hey, bee tee dub!" Riko said. "Are you, like, gonna hold onto me like this all day?"
"Oh, sorry, still getting the hang of this," Rito said. "Um! Let me see, if I concentrate I should be able to let go."
"Good!" Riko beamed a smile at him that could surely melt ice at twenty paces. "Because, like, I wanna go hit on some cute boys right away, y'know!"
Ah. Okay. Hrm. On second thought maybe letting go of her would be a really bad idea right now? The last thing he needed was her rushing off and embarrassing him! Granted, nobody should be able to tell it was down to him, but that's besides the point! He didn't like the idea of what was essentially his brand new twin sister going out and getting into trouble with boys!
<i>"Gosh, when Mikan starts dating you're gonna flip your lid,</i> a certain voice inside his head cackled ominously.
"Not funny..." both Rito and Riko said as one. "Huh? You heard that too?"
<i>"Interesting. It seems that you're both connected to me somehow. Or maybe it's different? Hrm. She must have her own copy of me inside her body. How interesting! That other me might develop in other ways and become her own person, thanks to her experiences being different from yours over the course of time."</i>
This really wasn't the best time for a nature versus nurture argument. Right now he was stuck to his girl version, who seemed quite a bit boy hungry if you asked him! "Listen, Riko. Before you do anything like that, how about we talk about our current situat-"
"Help, help, I'm being kidnapped!" Riko yelled to draw attention to them. Oh no! "This creepy boy won't take his hands off me. Eeek!"
<i>"Wow, that acting is terrible!"</i> Yeah, it really was. You'd have to be an idiot to buy it.
"Hey, leave that girl alone!"
On the other hand, sometimes reality was biased towards a pretty face no matter how bad its performance was! They were already pulling attention towards themselves, which hardly seemed fair! There was nothing else for it but to concentrate on letting her go, and then slip away from the crowd. Shapechange, maybe, into another form and then -
"See ya later, bro!" Riko cackled, slipping out of his grip and bounding away. Oh no, this was terrible! Who knows what kind of havoc having another Rito around might cause!
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So, first things first, gotta get out of these boring boyish clothes. They were way too uncute for a chick like her! Let's see, let's start with - Viola! A cute little pink skirt, with a matching blouse. Much better! Oh, but if she could shapeshift then she could do more than that. For example, bigger booba! Rounder butt! Hehehehe! A lifetime of living as a boy mean that she knew full well exactly what a guy was looking for in a girl, and -
And it was honestly kinda shallow, huh? Never mind! She was out for having fun anyway. If Rito could have his own harem of hot girls, there was no reason she couldn't have one of hot guys, right? Nope! No reason at all, don't even try to argue it. She was gonna find herself some cute studs, rock their worlds and make 'em share her. She could be their type. She could be anyone's type, with a minimum of fuss and barely any hassle.
The only question that really mattered was... where should she start?
"Woah?!" Riko gasped, as her foot happened to tread exactly where a banana peel had landed not one second before, right underfoot as though some capricious god had tossed it there. She slid down that pavement as if someone had greased it in a thin layer of oil and there was a wind at her back. She cartwheeled her arms trying and failing to right herself, only managing to send herself flailing wildly out of control without a set of brakes -
Until she collided with something capable of stopping her. A boy, of course. A boy who happened to be strolling down the street, oblivious to the fate that had come his way. Until she wound up sitting on his face, skirt nestled over his forehead, thighs muffling his ears.
"Uh, sorry about that," she said and tried to stand up, only to realise that her thighs were stuck in place. "Ohhh, stupid sticking powers." She pushed down on his head to try and get herself off him, the last thing she wanted to do was suffocate someone in her first ten minutes of existing as a separate and unique entity. Kind of a bad start to life, don't you think?
Plop! He was out! But in turn, she'd managed to fall backwards, spreadeagle right where he could see.
"I saw heaven!" the boy gasped, sucking in air. "And I'm still seeing it! Wow!"
Hold on. She knew that voice. She knew that face! "Ah, Saruyama...?" she asked.
"Oohhhh, it's you!" he replied, shooting steam out of his nose. "You're my one true love! Every time we meet, it's engraved into my mind, and yet - And yet! Now that we're meeting again I don't know what to say?"
"Let's head back to your place and make out," Riko said. Let's make this super easy for him.
"Score!" he fist pumped the air. "I didn't even need to move on to phase two!"
Not gonna poke that hornet's nest. The important thing was -
"Hey! Riko!" Uh oh! Her dorky twin brother had found her! Time to high tail it out of here! "Wait, don't do anything stupid!"
"There you are, shameless pervert!"
Yui Kotegawa in with the save! It's a miracle! She grabbed Saruyama's hand and let herself get dragged off by him, turning only to blow her dumb brother a kiss while her first harem member pulled her away, eager for a chance to get laid, hehehehe!
<i>"Careful now, dear. I think you're picking up another power from this boy... The power of true perversity!"</i>
Yeah, sure. As if she needed any help with that! Hehehehe!
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