Story: Akane's Quest

 

Of course. It was so obvious to her in retrospect. How had she missed it before? Frustration? Confusion? The statue itself hadn't been very clear on the matter. How was getting this Konatsu chick into her life supposed to help her seduce Ranma?

Well, she got it now. She understood fully and exactly what the plan was. You see, Konatsu was actually a boy, who dressed up as convincingly as a girl as Ukyo did a boy. Which made him perfect. Absolutely what she needed right now. The perfect way for her to be with her one true love!

"So you want me to pretend that we're dating," Konatsu said, hanging off Ukyo's arm like a schoolgirl off her beefcake boyfriend. "In an effort to induce jealousy in this Ranma Saotome?"

"That's the idea!" Ukyo said, a slight cackle to her voice. It was perfect, it was brilliant, it was sublime! Ranma was a competitive jackass. If she played up how much better a partner Konatsu was, then - "He won't be able to keep himself from trying to one up you. So play it up, be all lovey dovey, and then he'll melt into my arms."

"I have absolutely no problem with any of this," Konatsu said, resting her head up against Ukyo's shoulder in a cute sign of affection. That's it, that's the trick right there, keep it up! Kukuku, that was one thing Konatsu had over Ranma. While both of them could surely effortlessly seduce a member of either sex, Konatsu didn't have a curse to physically change gender! No way could Ranma pull off being this cute in boy form, he was way too manly and hunky.

Not that Konatsu had a bad physique herself. Himself. Kept on doing that! A-Anyway, she had caught sight of Konatsu leaving the bath, and that boy was <i>rugged</i> in all the right places. If he applied himself in a manly enough way, Ukyo was pretty sure any girl he set his sights on would melt into his arms. Heh! As payment, maybe she'd help him find Miss Right? How did that sound...?

For the time being, they had arrived at the Tendo residence. Alright. Here goes. Ukyo knocked first, then pushed her way in, calling out for - "Ranchan? Are you ho~ome?"

"Ah~ Ah~ Ahhhh~"

What was that? Kind of a weird sound. Ukyo explored deeper into the home, looking for someone she could talk with. Hopefully Ranma, but she'd settle with one of the Tendo sisters instead. What she found was - 

Kasumi Tendo wearing a g-string, pasties, and high heels. Well, more like high heeled slippers as this was still a Japanese residence, but it was quite the sight. She was currently fiddling with the g-string, apparently trying to wedge it further in between her cheeks, which... Wow, huh! She'd only ever seen the girl in her full on housemaid attire. You know, long dress that went down to her ankles? Seeing her like this was kind of... Weird. Those cheeks shouldn't be that big, should they?

"Worship ass!" Kasumi chanted like a mantra. She squatted down, spreading her legs apart, then reached back to smack herself right on the butt. "Worship glorious ass!"

"Uhhhhh...?" Ukyo muttered to herself. Kasumi jumped. This seemed to get her attention and break the spell on her. "What... what were you doing just now?"

"Oh, hello there Ukyo," Kasumi said, flashing her a perfectly normal smile. As if nothing at all was weird! "Who is your friend!"

"Wait, you can't just brush off - " Ukyo began, but Konatsu was already launching into his spiel.

"Hello, I am Ukyo's new boyfriend~" Konatsu chirped happily, hugging her tightly. "In spite of how I appear, I truly am a boy!"

"How nice!" Kasumi said. "Ukyo, you've found a boy that likes you enough to help you trick Ranma into competing with him! He's really cute, too!"

"That's not -" Ukyo began. "Wait, hold on a second here, you accept that he's a boy, but you don't accept that we're dating?"

"Well, no, not really," Kasumi shrugged. "He's obviously very into you, but I'm just not feeling it the other way around, you know?"

Now, Ukyo really, really should be focusing on why Kasumi was behaving and dressed so weirdly, but her pride wasn't letting this stand! Being seen through instantly like this hadn't factored into her calculations. Heck! Based on the statue, she ought to have no problem at all convincing them!

"What are you talking about, I simply <i>adore</i> my little ko-chan!" Ukyo sniffed. She hugged him closer and smiled at Kasumi. "See? See how much I cherish him?"

"I see a girl dressed convincingly like a boy hugging a boy convincingly dressed like a girl, and the girl is forcing a smile, while the boy is too blissed out to recognise anything happening around him," Kasumi said. "Oh my, how do I put this...?"

"If spatula girl really in love with kinda cute girly boy, then she hide his eyes from too too sexy Kasumi," Shampoo said, appearing behind Ukyo before she even recognised there was another presence in the room. "And if girly boy not in love with spatula girl, then he probably notice Shampoo approach before touch pressure point on back of head."

Both of them collapsed to the floor, unable to move, while tightly holding onto one another. Both Shampoo and Kasumi were towering over them, the two of them wearing nothing more than g-strings, pasties, and high heeled slippers, and... What the hell happened to their butts?! Shampoo, at least, she'd seen in short enough dresses to know for a fact she didn't lug that much cake around! Something was definitely weird here!

"What's going oooon?" Ukyo burbled, her mouth feeling kinda numb from the pressure point. "Why are you dressed like -"

She was silenced by Shampoo shoving her butt right into Ukyo's face. Next to her, she could hear Konatsu start to wail.

"Ohhh, my lack of self control has doomed my beloved to a quite terrible - Mmmf!" he was silenced by Kasumi's butt engulfing his mouth.

"Is no strange what we wear right now!" Shampoo said. She began to rock on her heels, gyrating her hips, grinding her ass right into Ukyo's face. Mmmm... D-dammit, why did this feel so - so good?! "Is perfect clothes to flaunt hot ass."

"Flaunt hot ass," Kasumi whispered. "Must flaunt and worship ass!"

Ukyo's thoughts began to cloud over for some reason. Oxygen deprivation? Or... or was it because the feel of Shampoo's ass engulfing her face was simply too much for her to take, and -

She blinked. Found herself standing in front of Kasumi yet again, who was wearing completely normal clothes. Huh. Weird. Wasn't Shampoo here as well...? She could have sworn that there was something weird about what Kasumi was wearing too, but why should she ever want to cover up that truly sublime body? Of course she'd wander around in underwear that flaunted that hot ass, and didn't make even the slighest effort to cover up her tits!

"Anyway, I'm pretty sure that Ranma won't buy this either," Kasumi said. "He'll see through what you're doing, right away. Nobody would believe the two of you were a couple from the way you behave."

An impulse shot through Ukyo's body. Pride knocking at her door. She turned towards Konatsu. Was she really going to do this...? Her first kiss...?

"M-Mistress Ukyo, I think we're being brainw-" Konatsu began, but was interrupted by the sound of Kasumi's hands slapping her own cheeks together, which - for some reason - compelled Ukyo to lunge forward and seize Konatsu's cute lips. Pull his slender, yet powerful body closer to hers. Hook her leg around his waist, slide her hands down his mighty back and cup his ass. His ass. His tight, splendid ass. Ass. Ass. Ass!

"Hrm, maybe I'd buy it if you slipped him some tongue...?" Kasumi offered, and so she did. This was nice. This was great, actually. Konatsu was starting to kiss back now, and - hey, he was pretty good at this! By her estimation anyway. "Yes, that is a bit more believable, I suppose... But maybe you should start taking each other's clothes off now? That would really convince me that you simply can't take your hands off each other."

The logic was infallible. Obviously they would need to take off each other's clothes if they were to prove that they were Serious About Each Other. Konatsu resisted a little bit at first, but after <s>Shampoo and Kasumi pinned his head between their cheeks and twerked for five minutes, while Ukyo sucked his dick</s> a compelling argument was given to him, he understood why they had to do this. Why they had to go this far. Why it was absolutely necessary for them to -

"Assssss..." Ukyo burbled, lowering herself onto Konatsu, her true love's, dick. "Ass, ass, ass!"

"Ah! M-Mistress Ukyo, I'm sorry, I can't fight it anymore!" Konatsu yelled, grabbing her hips and pushing it inside. His shaft filled her up and up and -

"I give up!" Ukyo wailed. "Ooooh, I'll date Konatsu from now on, I'll marry him, he's soooo much more my type than Ranma!"

"Is good to hear," Shampoo whispered in her ear. "You fuck girly boy now, and as thanks to Shampoo, you help Shampoo seduce airen, yes?"

Do you know, at this point? Ukyo was completely on board with that. It honestly sounded like the best idea ever!