Story: HHL Film Director

 

If you think about it objectively, then Shampoo was obviously the superior wife for Ranma Saotome. Prettier, sexier, stronger, a good cook, cute as a button, capable of showing real affection... That's how Shampoo felt about the situation. It's how she'd felt for a long, long time. Of course she was the superior wife. Of course it would only make sense that he would, in time, ditch the kitchen wrecker and rush back off to her village with her, where they could have lots and lots of strong, handsome, gorgeous babies together.

Although, in all honesty, Shampoo was making the same mistake that many do, in confusing her subjective opinion for objectivity. Largely, she was ignoring certain other truths, both subjective and objective, in coming to her conclusion. For example, Akane Tendo might have a temper, but she's never been murderously angry before. Shampoo has been. Also, Shampoo becomes a cat, which Ranma is deathly afraid of. Also, Ranma just... doesn't really like her personality that way. He would never say it, but he kind of liked the pushback from Akane that he got when he did something dumb. Especially since she occasionally did something dumb that he could rub in her face. Her stupid, cute, tomboyish face.

Right now though, something at the back of her mind was telling her that Akane had won. After all, she was having sex with him right there in front of her. On this rooftop, riding him like the wild stallion he truly was. If anything could be considered a defeat, this was it - But at the same time she wasn't currently Shampoo right now. She was the hero's sidekick. By that same token, Akane was the villainess, hell bent on seducing the hero - and Ranma himself was the hero.

Thus, she pulled herself to her feet, and remained in character. If those two could do it, then so could she!

"Hold, villain!" Shampoo called out. "I is going to stop you now!"

"That'll be a nice trick," Akane retorted, peering back over her shoulder at Shampoo, then giving her a saucy wink and a smile. "When you can barely speak properly!"

Oooh, that tore it! She dove out there, and - Normally, Shampoo would have little problem dismantling Akane Tendo in a fight. However, this was not a fight. This was a seduction battle, and in this arena the awakened pervert Akane Tendo reigned supreme! Akane pushed herself off Ranma's dick as Shampoo lunged forward, spanked her on the ass and brought her to her knees... with Ranma's cock pointing right at the end of her nose.

"So we've established that you don't want to save the hero from me, you want to save him for yourself," Akane jeered while Shampoo stared at the cock transfixed. "Well, how about this? We share him. You and me. Nothing keeping us from splitting him between us. He's more than enough man to keep us both satisfied."

"N-No," Shampoo protested. "You're - You're evil!"

"Is it evil to want a hunk like this to lay you, nice and deep?" Akane whispered in her ear, reaching around Shampoo's body to grab her breasts. Fingers magnificently kneading into her flesh. "In that case, half the women he's ever met are evil. The other half are probably not into men. Or stupid."

Shampoo could hardly refute the logic. Even so! Sharing him with this girl rankled her pride as a warrior, whether in or out of character. 

"Tell you what, then~" Akane cackled. "How about this? We'll play a simple game. If you win, I'll leave him to you forever. If I win, we play another game where the stakes are more in my favour - but every game we play from here is completely fair. It's all down to skill, no luck or chance involved. Fair?"

"Shampoo will hear game's rules first," she sniffed.

"Oh, it's really simple," Akane chuckled, pulling herself close, really close... Then suddenly she pulled away and said "Hold on, cut for a second here, can I try something different? I think we can do this better."

Huh? Okay, Shampoo nodded along with that, curious to see what Akane meant. As it happened, Akane had been talking about her position around Shampoo, and different intonations of her previous line. "Maybe like this...?" she muttered to herself, pushing her breasts into Shampoo's back. "No, maybe..." Grabbing her butt now. "Oh, I've got it!" Ah! Now both of them at once! "Hey, Ranma, how does this look?"

Ranma blinked, as if coming back to consciousness. "Uh, it looks like you're a spider that has Shampoo trapped in a web."

"Perfect!" Akane said. "Alright, let's try that last bit again! It's all down to skill, no luck or chance. Does that sound fair?"

"Would like to -" Shampoo suddenly stopped and shuddered as a surprising amount of pleasure shot through her body. "Uh- H-Hear rules first." Ooh, this was the influence of the wicked villainess at play. Seducing Shampoo as she had seduced the hero!

"Oh, it's really simple," Akane said, then leaned in to kiss Shampoo on the nape of her neck. "We blindfold the hero, and then he takes those fingers of his and uses them to pleasure us. Without knowing which is which, he'll drive us to the brink of climax - and the loser is the one that cums first!"

Something about this whole situation felt off... But for some reason Shampoo couldn't not agree to it. Because, of course, it made perfect sense. Her character would agree, therefore she would agree as well. They wrapped a strip of cloth around Ranma's head, then positioned themselves randomly, with Akane on the right and Shampoo on the left. From there, they grabbed one hand each, and guided it between their legs, and then -

"Kyaaaa~" Shampoo gasped in pleasure.

"Cut!" Akane sighed, sounding kind of annoyed. "Okay I should have seen that coming. Ranma, we're gonna make out to keep each other silent while you drill us. When we resume, pretend you don't know which is which."

"Got it!" he said. Huh? Wait? She was going to kiss her? Really? "Alright, I'm ready! Action!"

Before Shampoo could say a word to protest, she suddenly felt Akane's mouth pressed up against hers. Oh. Oh! Ohhhh, she was a good kisser. It was so - so passionate, so - Intense! It felt like she was being drawn into a competition. Her body felt like it was melting away, but at the same time her common sense was - 

"Mmmmmf~" she grunted, cumming right there.

"Cut!" Akane sighed, pulling away from Shampoo's mouth. "Okay. Right, that's my fault. Shampoo, you're not meant to cum yet. This was obviously a bit too intense for you, maybe we should find -"

"Too intense for Shampoo?" she spat the words out. "Hrmph. You no know meaning of word!"

As if in response to this, Akane reached across to Shampoo's body, trailed her hand down, and - Her hips bucked as a second, third and fourth climax rocked her! It was as if Akane simply knew where to touch to provoke the response she wanted!

"Okay, nothing else for it then," Akane sighed. "We're gonna have to teach your body how to control itself. Ranma, go ahead."

"Huh? Are - Are you sure?" Ranma asked. "I mean -"

"It's fine, it's for the performance," Akane shrugged. He still seemed hesitant, until Akane kissed him. "It's okay. Go for it. It's fine, I don't mind at all."

"Nnnnnnyuuuuu~" Shampoo sang, arching her back as she felt Ranma's penis slide into her without any trouble. "Ah! Ah! Airen~"

"It's fine, it's fine, it's totally meaningless," Akane said, sliding down next to her with a triumphant smirk on her face. "I mean, unless you want it to mean something more?" Another quick kiss on the lips, and - Shampoo felt like her body was on fire! Taking in all this heat, all this passion... she was starting to shake a bit on whether her objective opinion was right after all! "Hrm? You don't seem to know what to do, do you?" she asked. "Not to worry, I'll be sure to teach you. We'll be back in the scene in no time flat!"

There's nothing quite like experience to shatter someone's illusions, and make them aware of the difference between the subjective and objective truth. But Shampoo didn't have to worry too much. After all, she was still a decently quick physical learner... Even if her Airen was even quicker.