Story: UY Authority Badge

 

How amazing. Shinobu could hardly believe she was being given even more responsibility. Looking at the little badge in her hand, it felt unreal. Like she was holding a paper mockup rather than something that held real authority to it. Nonetheless, she could tell at a glance that it did confer her with a sort of authority. Temporary though it might be.

"Temporary Booty Inspector," Ryuunusoke read aloud, standing next to her. Looking oh so fine in that evening dress uniform. Absolutely killing it there, Ryu-chan! She was much less a tomboy now, and much more a strong confident babe, truly in touch with her feminine side.

"Oh goodness, what an honour!" Ran's eyes were sparkling with delight. "Are you sure this is okay...?"

"This is quite out of nowhere," Shinobu added. "You want us all to be Temporary Booty Inspectors? Are you sure we're the best people for that."

"Of course," the Booty Inspector said. "I have full confidence in you girls. Besides, you wouldn't want to leave this in the hands of some boy would you?" Oh no, that would be quite inappropriate. "The three of you and Miss Sakura will be assisting us in our inspection of all the girls in school."

"Though first, you're going to need training, tcha!" the Assistant added, floating around them and taking careful notes. "After all, there's a process you need to go through, and you need to know what you're looking for as well."

All three of them gulped nervously. Especially when they were joined by Miss Sakura. It was a little hard not to stand next to her and not compare yourself to her. She was quite the exceptional beauty. In point of fact, right now Ryuunosuke and Ran were both making Shinobu feel quite a bit inadequate as well. The only way it could have been worse is if Lum had been in the room with them. Oh gosh, could you even imagine...?

"Watch carefully as I inspect my assistant's ass," the Booty Inspector said. The assistant then drifted down, putting her hand on a table and thrusting her butt up into the air. The tiny skirt of the assistant was then flipped up over her waist, revealing a pair of tiger print bikini bottoms. Huh! Just like Lum. In much the same way the horns were like Lum's, the face was like Lum's, her voice was like Lum's, despite this very obviously not being Lum herself at all. "Pardon my joke. In any event, as you can see this is the ideal form for a sexy girl's butt. Observe the shape, how it stands proportionate to her hips and waist creating a cute peach shape."

"Inspector, you're making me blush," the assistant said. "The idea here is simplicity itself. My ass is the ideal form for a girl's ass. You see how he's running his hands around it? Checking it is healthy, bouncy, round and full? This is your mission today. This is your objective - To ensure that all the butts in school are as fine as mine."

"Getting a little cocky there," the inspector said. He swatted her on the butt with a nice hard 'slap' sound that made her jump a little. "Nonetheless, the exercise and diet you utilise has indeed worked wonders in creating the ideal sexy ass. I'm sure any man you desire will be unable to keep his eyes or hands off it."

"That will certainly be true tonight..." the assistant replied with a twinkle in her eye. "In any event. I want the four of you to come over here, get a feel. Then, when you're done - your duties!"

Shinobu stepped forward first and grabbed a handful of assistant butt. Wow! She could see what they meant, this really was a fine, tone butt. Her fingers sunk into the springy flesh, and when her cheeks jiggled they produced an extremely pleasing aesthetic. Oh yes, she could definitely see the advantages in having a butt just like this!

"Your authority is limited, of course," the inspector said, trailing his hand down Shinobu's spine until  -oooh~ She was getting another inspection by the looks of it. "Any instructions you give must be based on the butt of the one you are inspecting, and may not countermand either mine or my assistant's. Of course it should go without saying that I have superior authority over my assistant. Nice, very nice. Next, please!"

Ran stepped up next, and Shinobu found herself short of breath. She had to sit down, and watch while fanning herself. Ran reached forward gingerly to touch the assistant's butt, prompting the inspector to say "You can do a bit rougher than that."

Moments later the assistant squealed. "Too rough, too rough. Find a nice gentle medium... There we go. I think, Miss Ran, your problem is moderation. You are either one extreme or the other. That's not exactly the healthiest attitude to take, you know."

"Oh, my goodness, I didn't think of it like that, tee hee!" Ran tittered away. Right. Okay. The inspector pased her a note of some kind - Oh! He was using his authority on her! "Um... I see, so if I go too far my butt will feel like it's being spanked, but if I moderate it'll feel good instead...? Okay, I suppose that's fair."

Next was Ryuunosuke, who was weirdly focused. Her hands gripped the assistant's cheeks, and she studied them like - Like an archaeologist might study a freshly uncovered city. "Ah, I see..." She mused to nobody in particular. "That's how it's meant to be...? Wow, a girl's butt is really nice, now that I'm paying attention!"

"Alright, that's good enough, I think the three of you get what we're looking for," the Inspector said. He spanked Ryuunosuke for good measure, which made her moan in a quite girly way. Excellent sign! "Miss Sakura practised already while you were gone. Now. Let's get those girls in for an inspection, pronto!"

Great! That sounded perfect, Shinobu couldn't wait to get this inspection done. This sounded like a really good way for an ordinary girl like her to help out lots and lots of girls at once!

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Ataru wanted sex. Okay, that's not exactly a surprise, but what might be a surprise was that he wanted it with Lum. right now. Right here. Fuck the fact that everyone could see. He was horny again, and the parade of ass on display wasn't helping as much as you might think.

The gym had been split into six sections, with girls throughout the school lining up to filter off the students, ensuring that one of them would be seeing a girl at a time. THey would all be provided with privacy, and then... Inspection time! You'd think this would be paradise for a pervert like Ataru Moroboshi. And you'd be right! It was! He got to put his hands on a whole lot of cute girl butt, one after the other after the other...

Yet he kept on comparing them to Lum! Lum! Lum! The Oni girl was on his mind the entire time! Somehow, this was worse than watching her use her authority to inspect the butts of the boys! Knowing she was right over there, doing the same thing that he was, while he was helpless to do anything but study inferior butt! 

"I recommend doing three squats a day, and eating less red meat," Ataru said, his body automatically writing up the ticket to hand to her. And now for the worst part! "Also, I recommend wearing tiger print bikini bottoms."

Tiger! Print! Bikini! Bottoms! Not only was he getting hot and hard for Lum, but he was apparently on the fast track to turn other girls into Lum copies! It felt like he'd made a wish on a monkey's paw, where he'd get everything he ever wanted - lots of sex, the ability to get away with being a pervert - but was being punished in an extremely roundabout way while he was at it! No, wait, it somehow got worse than that, because if he managed to strain his ears to hear what was going on in the next section over?

"Touch your toes ten times a day, and drink more dairy," Shinobu's voice drifted over from the next room and here it comes! "Also, I recommend a tiger print bikini bottom to really help your booty pop."

"... And a tiger print bikini," Ryuunosuke said from the section in front of his. "Can't forget that!"

"Oh, silly me! You simply must wear a tiger print bikini!" Ran said from the section diagonally opposite.

Tiger print bikini. Tiger print bikini! Tiger print bikini?! Is that really the lesson they had all learned from that impromptu booty inspecting lesson earlier?! It must have been, because apparently even his own body was indulging in it! If he wanted a harem of Lum's he'd have her copy herself and then they'd swarm him! Gyaaah! He could see it now! He'd go out to hit on a girl and - 'Darling!' they'd zap him the second he looked at someone else!

Was there truly no escape? Already, he could feel the weight of Responsibility weighing down on him. He just wanted to have some fun. Was there something so wrong about that? Couldn't he have fun without Responsibility ruining it all for him...?