While the pilots were busy playing Horny Monopoly, their supposed Guardians slunk off to work. After a manner. In particular, Ritsuko made a beeline for her laboratory, while Kaji and Misato were on the prowl. Being together was <i>so good</i>, you have to understand. Not sharing it with others would be selfish!
Fortunately, when you have three minds linked like this that are able to share information, it's easy to cover a lot of ground. Especially when your target only occupies certain places... And Misato saw her target first. Maya Ibuki. A cute, adorable and precocious worker with a very obvious crush on Ritsuko. A crush which everyone could see - except Ritsuko herself.
<i>Hey now, you're making me sound ignorant. Weren't you deliberately ignoring your feelings for Kaji?</i>
Misato rolled her eyes at the accusation. Yes, yes, how very droll. Shall we focus on the seduction, or are we continuing to play a game of one upmanship when we're all the same person?
"Hey there Maya, burning the midnight oil?" Misato asked. The assistant turned around to rub sleep from her eyes, look at how cute she is, she's so precious!
"Ah... You know how it is," Maya yawned. "Huh...? Weren't you meant to be keeping an eye on the pilots?"
"Kaji's doing that," Misato said. <b>Kaji get that hot man ass of yours off base, pronto.</B> "I came here to catch up on a few things."
<u>Yes, dear!</u> Kaji mock saluted. Oooh, that man! If he wasn't so inherently good at rocking her world six ways from sunday she would be kicking his ass later on!
"Say, I think I saw Ritsuko around here too..." Misato ventured. "Have you seen her, Maya?"
"N-No, I've not!" Look at that blush! Come on, that's so cute and precious! "Ahem, I thought she was taking the night off."
"Hrm? You seem to know her schedule pretty well," Misato said. "Is there a reason you pay special attention to it...?"
"I am in an assistant role, so - " Maya said, but her fidgety body language was telling another story.
"Hrm, really now...?" Mistao said in a sing songy kind of way. "Well, if you're such a great assistant, you would surely have noticed that she's been complaining about her back recently?"
"Her back...?" Maya repeated.
"Oh yeah, for sure!" Misato said, leaning in close to the point she was almost whispering in Maya's ear. "Sitting in that chair, bent over, doing all that complex science stuff while doped up on way, way too much coffee and sugar. Cannot be good for her health."
<i>Says the alcoholic.</i>
"I hear her neck feels like a giant slab of steel," Misato added through grit teeth. <b>Or is that just your heart?</b>
"Oh no, I hadn't even noticed!" Maya gasped. The oblivious, mousey little thing. "Y-You think she's in need of a backrub? For the sake of her health?"
"I do," Misato said. "Tee hee, why don't you go find her and give her shoulders a nice, hard squeeze."
<I>Tee hee? Act your age, Katsuragi.</i>
<u>Aren't we in the process of seducing this innocent young woman into joining a gestalt polyglot?</u>
<b><i>Quiet, Kaji!</i></b>
"Ehehehehee..." Maya nervously laughed. "Wouldn't that be, I don't know, a little big forward of me?"
"Just make the offer, and then go from there," Misato patted her on the head, like one might a puppy. "You'll work out the rest from there, I believe that!"
As Misato left the room, in turn leaving Maya with much to reflect upon, it gradually occurred to the gestalt that the three of them were barely any better at this whole relationship thing than the pilots were. Which said a lot. Holy shit, that said some quite terrible things about their ability to form relationships. Any more direct advice would have probably amounted to 'sit on her face' or 'get the two of you shitfaced and then wake up in bed together'.
<u>Isn't that second one how we all wound up having that one really fun weekend that one summer?</u>
<i><b>Shut up, Kaji!</i></b>
<u>Hey now, one of you became the sex buddy of the commander, I don't really see how you're in any place to talk. Or think? Not sure how to think about this whole thing.</u>
That being the case, it might be better if he didn't think at all. For the time being, Misato was going to cooly retreat and let Ritsuko take over. Play their cards right and they'd have another extra fun, fun, fun cutie to play with in their brand new gestalt.
And they'd stop there. For sure they'd stop there. Why would they go further than that? There would be no need to, right? Certainly no need, whatsoever, to add everyone they know into it so they can all get involved in the kinky, kinky fun fun fun!
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Maya had a lot to think about as she approached Ritsuko's lab. A lot of things. A lot of spicy, juicy things. Oooh, she shouldn't be so unprofessional! Their work was so important, ruining it with a relationship in the office - Although that did make her ponder... If Ritsuko was working herself too hard, wouldn't something like this take the edge off...?
She took a deep breath before entering Doctor Akagi's office. "Oh, Doctor Akagi!" She said. "I didn't realise you were still he~eeeehhhh!"
That gasp was because the good Doctor wasn't wearing her usual labcoat. Oh no. Far from it. She was wearing her skintight diving suit. And by 'wearing' Maya meant 'in the process of putting on'.
"Oh, hello Maya," Ritsuko said, zipping up the costume while turning around. "Don't mind me. I'm just putting on this wetsuit to help deal with my shoulders, they've been killing me of late."
Subtle! Right to the point! Whatever else you could say of Ritsuko, she wasn't holding back. A little eager, perhaps? Or maybe it was because she didn't quite believe that Maya had a crush on her? Hard to say! For now though, Maya's fingers were twitching like she was playing the piano.
"W-Well, I m-might be able to do something about tha-that!" Maya said. She stepped forward, limbs stiff and locked like a robot. "I could rub your -"
"Gee thanks Maya," Ritsuko unzipped the wetsuit and slid it off her shoulders, revealing just those, and for some reason that was kinda sexier than if she'd slid it down further. Funny how that works, huh? "Come on, come on, put those fingers to work please."
She practically backed right into Maya's hands, which grabbed Ritsuko's shoulders and <i>squeeze squeeze</i>. Maya just about had a heart attack. <i>Rub, rub!</i> Oooh how ni~ice!
"Mmm, that's great," Ritsuko squirmed in place, providing a wonderful treat for the eyes. Ahahaha! Maya was certain her nose must be bleeding! This was a dream, right? It had to be a dream! Oooh! Her wetsuit was slipping! "A little lower, would you mind Maya?"
Oh, she certainly didn't mind at all! Maya was grateful for the chance to rub lower and lower on Ritsuko's back. Teehee! Ooh, this was soooo nice. It almost felt like Maya's fingers were sinking into her flesh, as if the act of rubbing Ritsuko's bare skin was rubbing back at her in turn. Was this Newton's Third Law in action? For every action, an opposite and equal reaction?
"By the way, Maya," Ritsuko said. Oh that's right, she had a beautiful voice as well as a beautiful body! "I heard a strange rumour, it'll make you laugh."
"Oh yes, senpai?" Maya asked. Her voice was a little bit higher pitched than usual. Ahem. She should do something about that. The wetsuit slipping further down Doctor Akagi's back was not helping with that!
"It's a silly thing really," Doctor Akagi said. "That you had a crush on me."
"Hahahahahahaha!" Maya laughed, a little too long and a lot too loud. "That would be quite the silly rumour!"
"Yes, quite ridiculous," her senpai, her crush, her beloved said, and the wetsuit slipped a little lower. At this point Maya could see the upper part of her crack. Ahhhh...? "Why would a cute young thing like you have a crush on a cat lady in training like me?"
"Ehhhh? W-wait, that's not what I meant!" Maya burbled, as Ritsuko reached behind her and guided Maya's hands down to her rump. Not that Maya noticed. She was too busy having a panic attack to notice something that should have given her at least three panic attacks. "I mean, anyone would have a crush on someone as wonderful as you! If anything, I'm the one that would be unworthy! H-Honest!"
"Is that so?" Ritsuko dropped the wetsuit to the floor. "What's so wonderful about me, then?"
"Well, you're pretty, you're smart, you have a nicely toned bu-"
And there it is, the slow gradual realisation that she was groping her crush's posterior. You could practically see the steam shoot out of every orifice, as her face turned colours that human faces ought not to turn. We're talking blues and purples, a bit of green, and then - "
"Excuse me I have some work to do bye!" Maya yelped, dashing out of the room like her skirt had caught on fire.
"Darn, almost had her," Ritsuko tutted. "So much for your bright idea. No, I didn't have anything better in mind. No, that doesn't mean we should have tried it anyway. No! I'm not going to tackle her and drag her back! Shut up, Kaji..."
One is left with the feeling that will prove to be this gestalt's catchphrase. Nonetheless, the game had only just begun. They would have that Ibuki booty before too long, mark their words!
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