Story: UY Authority Badge

It was now post lunch, with all the students filing back to class. Both Ataru and Lum were in full on serious mode now - Striding professionally down the hallway with their heads up and their backs straight, you'd never guess that they'd been screwing like rabbits the entirety of their lunch break.

Lum had even found a triangular pair of glasses and a clipboard from somewhere so she could take notes. And, yeah, it should go without saying but the professionally minded Lum presented a strict schoolmarm appearance that was every bit as hot as you'd imagine. That alien girl could dress up in anything and be the hottest babe in a ten mile radius. She's kind of versatile like that.

The attitude between them was a little different from this morning. The professional mindset had basically won out, and now they were Booty Inspector and Assistant, not taking advantage of their situation but rather doing a job to the best of their ability... though there was still some simmering resentment and jealousy between the two, like a spark that had been lit.

Nonetheless, Ataru had a pretty brilliant idea. If he was going to be a booty inspector, then - well, there was one thing he absolutely had to do. Merely going about one at a time wasn't going to get anything sorted, and so what was clearly needed here was something a bit more... Direct. A way to use his Authority more efficiently.

The first stop was a place that Ataru had intended to visit from the very first moment that he'd announced himself as Booty Inspector. That place being: The nurse's office! Yes indeed, the nurse's office, the place where you could typically find number one babe in the school, Sakura! Last name unknown.

Normally, upon entering the room and finding Sakura there, Ataru would have been all over her. She would have pushed him away, punted him, maybe even slapped an Ofuda on his head if she felt fancy. Instead, he coughed politely for her attention. Full on professional mode, even though Sakura herself was in anything but professional attire. Who else would show up to school in evening gown attire?

"Pardon me, I am the Booty Inspector and this is my assistant," Ataru said. "Ah, would you please inspect her while we speak? I have quite important business to get on with."

"Of course, right away," Lum replied, huffing a bit, but strolling around to drop to her knees while Sakura stood up and leaned over her desk, allowing Lum free access to her butt. Her alien fingers squeezed and groped, awakening yet more jealousy inside Ataru Moroboshi. Yet he could not act. Responsibility was in control right now.

"How can I help you today?" Sakura asked. She was very obviously trying to ignore Lum back there, pinching and rubbing her cheeks. Doing a better job of it than most, honestly.

"We are in need of your assistance," Ataru began. "It is clear that the students at large are in need of assistance in helping themselves maintain sexy, erotic butts and you are the very person to turn to. As school nurse, you are well placed to assist us in this matter."

Sakura scowled and bit her lip. For a moment, Ataru was worried she'd refuse. Demand to know why it was so important that all the students have sexy butts. It would be just the sort of thing to go awry, but it would be entirely his fault: Fortunately, that turned out not to be the case at all.

"What do you need?" Sakura asked. "Do you need me to... discipline them, perhaps?"

"No, no, nothing of the sort," Ataru said. "What I need is simple enough. I want you to help me give advice to the entire student body all at once. I am planning to have them all gather in the gymnasium, and give them all an immediate inspection."

Yes, that's right. A full gathering of the students in the gymnasium, all lined up and ready to have their butts inspected. It would be far more efficient really - I mean, consider. Isn't that how this sort of thing should be handled? Rather than an inspector and assistant going around willy nilly, doing inspections to a single student at a time, of course they would want to do it with all of them gathered up, studied one at a time to make sure they were all done in a prompt and efficient manner.

"You mean, set it up like a health check...?" Sakura asked. Yes, that is a thing you see quite often in Japanese schools, the annual health check of all the students. "Hrm... Wouldn't it be better to do this tomorrow?"

"I quite agree," Ataru said. "Not to mention, just the two of us doing this will be insufficient. In order for us to do this properly, we will need to properly train yourself and a handful of students to assist us. Fortunately, we've already inspected a few of your students already. Their names are Shinobu, Ryuunosuke, and Ran. I feel that, with proper training, these students and ourselves should be able to get through the rest of the student body tomorrow. Of course, I shall temporarily deputise you so that you have the authority to do this... once you all pass training. Does this sound acceptable?"

"Certainly," Sakura said. "How long will this training take?"

"Not long, not long at all," Ataru said. "My assistant has an extremely fine ass, very sexy, very nice shape... What's your assessment of her posterior, by the way?"

"It might actually be hotter than mine!" Lum said. "My goodness, it's so well sculpted. The flesh is so firm and round. I can't think of anything to write up here to improve it."

Ataru chuckled and shook his head, ah the naivette of inexperience. He stepped around Miss Sakura. Part of him wanted to pay her back for yesterday, with Ran, but... No. No, no. He was bound by Responsibility. Hands tied, handcuffed to act in a very certain way. The Ataru deep within him held his breath and chose to bask in the moment, ah how nice this would be!

"Yes, I can see what you mean," Ataru began, assuming the proper inspection position. Clinically squeezing Miss Sakura's rump. "It is indeed on par with your own, if not superior. Nonetheless - Write up a ticket for her, to wear more g-strings and add a little extra mass. Keep the shape the same, and the firmness too. A little bit bigger never really hurts."

"Oh! Of course! I had not considered that!" Lum gasped.

"No, no, it's not obvious at all, think nothing of it," Ataru said. "Just remember, there is no such thing as a truly perfect butt. You can always improve upon it somehow, with just a little bit of thinking."

Lum wrote out her ticket and passed it over to Miss Sakura. More g-strings, and bigger, and - There we go! A hot red g-string appeared in place of the underwear she had been wearing, and now there was even a bit of extra mass to her keister! Kukuku, that was much more like it!

"Now, as for your training..." Ataru began. "Let's call in those three students right away, and get them all set up. Shall we?"

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Shinobu stared at Ataru and Lum's empty seat feeling... kind of strange. It was like Ataru had missed the last few days of school, but she was certain she had seen him. Weirder still was the fact that Onsen Mark hadn't said a peep about it. Usually he'd be up in arms about Ataru skipping, threatening this, that, and the other.

So it was kinda weird that he'd just sort of... ignored it. Huh. Weird. Nobody else was commenting on it either. At least in Mendo's case it made sense- he'd somehow shattered his pelvis. But where were those two troublemakers and why was nobody else paying attention to the fact they weren't here?

Oh well, it didn't really matter that much. Shinobu was pretty much enjoying herself quite a bit more now than she usually did anyway. Something about wearing this new sexy uniform made her feel kinda... happier. That booty inspection earlier was pretty good too, it really helped her gain some focus.

In particular this slip informing her that she would feel alright with Joining Ataru's Harem. Yes. Actually, now that she saw it in front of herself, she did feel perfectly okay with that now. Why she hadn't seen it before was a mystery to her, but now it was there... Yes, absolutely. She should join a polyamorous relationship with Ataru Moroboshi at the first chance she got.

Of course, her parents might have a problem with that, but... She was sure she'd be able to deal with it. One thing at a time...