Monday, 9 January 2023

Story: Oversynch


Ah, home sweet home. Our happy trio were practically walking on air as they returned, for it meant they could indulge in as much fun as they wanted without intervention or judgement. Now that their guardian, Misato, was wrapped around their finger there was nothing keeping them from treating this wonderful place as their own personal love nest, where they could freely indulge in the pleasures of the flesh to their heart's content.

"We're home!" Shinji called out, taking the lead and letting the girls enjoy watching him enter. For the hell of it, he flexed out his body and gave them something to really look at. The girls giggled - but they shouldn't quite start to feast yet. After all, it was entirely possible that Misato had visitors.

For example, Doctor Akagi in a bathrobe, sipping a cup of coffee that was darker than the night's sky.

"Oh? Is it that time already?" Doctor Akagi asked, seeming a little flustered. "We should have been keeping a closer eye on the time."

"Hrm?" Asuka excitedly yelped, and then a cheeky grin crossed her gorgeous face. "Keeping a closer eye on the time...? Don't tell me, you were doing something <i>adult</i> while we were gone, were you?"

"N-No, nothing like that!" Doctor Akagi lied. And lied so obviously that both Shinji and Rei could have seen it without Asuka's intelligence/cynicism seeing right through it. "We were simply... discussing the good old days, and - You know."

A rapid internal discussion was happening among the three pilots upon hearing this. And from this conversation, wrong conclusions were being leaped into so hard they could grab the wrong end of the stick for their countries.

<i>Look at that far off gleam in her eye! That can only mean one thing, right</i>

<b>No way. There's no way that Doctor Akagi... Unless!</b>

<U>That hardly seems likely. She's already in a relationship, right?</u>

Of course, the three of them already knew that much from Rei. Shinji didn't especially like learning that his dad was getting freaky with Ritsuko Akagi. But it was what it was. Her hooking up with Kaji would be way too risky. With Misato...? Nah! She was obviously in a relationship with Kaji herself, so why - 

<u>You know that Maya's into her, right? It's super obvious. Maybe... She's finally decided to return her feelings!</u>

How they reached that is anyone's guess, but the idea that Ritsuko Akagi had just had a threesome with Misato and Kaji seemed so outlandish that it bordered on parody. At least, so far as the three of them were concerned. More realistic was the possibility that a different office romance was blooming, right under their nose, and that the good Doctor had come to her old friend for romantic advice. That worked. That worked perfectly! Gendo would be unlikely to have issues with Ritsuko getting some tail from another woman on the side, if anything the gestalt could imagine him remarking 'that's hot' with remarkable, disturbing ease. In fact, they would very much like that vivid image to -

It was a dark and spacious office. Sitting at the desk was a middle aged man wearing orange sunglasses. His hands steepled in front of him as if in prayer. Before him, two of his employees - one with dyed blonde hair and the other a cute, mousy brunette - were scissoring one another as if 'making each other cum' would power a raygun that would annihilate a planet killing meteor.

"That's hot," the man behind the desk muttered ominously to nobody in particular.

<i>Get it out of my brain! Get it out, get it out now!</i>

Oh dear oh dear, if these three could get something out of their brain they didn't want that easily, they would have found happiness a lot sooner than this! Anyway, the best course of action to trying to forget something you desperately want to repress forever and ever is to barrel on with a different topic and pray - oh pray - that the tiny God of Memory that sits in the back of your head and delights in tormenting you at 3AM with that embarrassing thing you did when you were six years old decides to take pity on you. For a change.

"It's good to reminisce about the good old days!" Asuka said a little too loudly, and a little too enthusiastically, with a little too much of a smile on her face.

"Misato doesn't talk about those times much!" Shinji said, a little too loudly, etc. "Is there anything you can share about that time of her life?"

"Yes, please share," Rei said, a little too... You get the idea. It was actually more unsettling seeing her like this. The three of them knelt down in a semi-circle around Ritsuko's feet, like extras on some kid's show about to be read a story. This, too, was quite unnerving to spontaneously happen to you in real life. I mean, it's sort of like if you went out to the forest and all the little woodland creatures started to follow you around and help you out in little ways, it's fine when you see it in fiction but less so in real life.

"Ahem, well, you don't want to hear those sorts of stories," Ritsuko adjusted her collar nervously. "Misato wasn't nearly as interesting then as she is now. Why, there were some weeks she simply refused to come out of her dorm room..."

Because she was having sex.

"Misato was a bit of a fitness freak, I admit, but that's about the most interesting thing about her."

Because she was having <i>lots</i> of sex.

"She had a bit of a creative streak about her, but couldn't really express it easily in public."

Lots of extremely kinky sex.

"And that's about it, does that answer your question?"

"How did she meet Kaji?" Shinji asked. "Did they date for long?"

"What were they like together?" Asuka asked. All innocence and smiles, twirling around her hair in her index finger in such an out of character display that it radiated 'gimme the dish on the guy I have a crush on' so brightly she might as well have been wearing a neon sign.

"Ahahaha..." Ritsuko coughed. "W-Well, that's not really up to me to gossip about, is Misato wants you to know then she can tell you herself! Ahem! Why don't the three of you play some Monopoly for a while? M-Misato should be back soon, ahahaha!"

"Okay~" the three of them said in eerie unison, grabbing the most cursed board game without supernatural powers in any reality then rushing off to Shinji's room with far more enthusiasm than anyone has ever shown before regarding a game whose purpose was <i>sorely</i> subverted from its original creator's intention.

No really. Look up The Landlord's Game sometime if you're not already aware, it's quite fascinating how badly modern Monopoly missed the fucking point.

"Oh darn," Shinji said, stuffing his shirt with wads of the fake cash. "It looks like alllll the money has been misplaced, whatever shall we - We're bartering with our clothes, we're playing strip monopoly, any objections?"

The girls had no objections. Though Asuka did raise her hand after a moment.

"What happens when we pass Go?" she asked with more of that effortless faux innocence.

"We get a kiss from the other two," Rei replied. The other two nodded along in agreement with that plan. "The winner gets to be the dominant personality for the rest of the night."

The trio giggled along with that idea, and the fountain of others they'd already come up with to maximise their enjoyment tonight. Although, if they were being quite honest, their deft and expert manipulation of Ritsuko Akagi into leaving them the fuck alone so they could freely fuck around to their heart's content was - Chef's kiss! They could tuck themselves in right now, happy and content with getting away with that.

Not that they were going to be that lame. All day long they'd been waiting for a chance to get laid, and they were gonna take it. Good and hard! Even if there was this kinda nagging feeling at the back of their heads telling them they were missing something obvious.

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"Phew, thought they'd never leave."

That was Misato's voice, coming from her room. The pretty guardian of the Pilots leaned her pretty face out, matted down hair making her look quite different from usual, but her skin was gleaming making her appear quite radiant. For her to be in this condition, she must have been put through quite the test, right?

Well, if you listened really closely you'd hear a regular slapping sound of flesh against flesh, and you might see it was happening in time to slight little jumps Misato was making, as though something was rhythmically hitting her very slightly from behind. Again and again and again and again, never relenting, never stopping, never slowing down...

"Yes, I think they're off to fool around," Ritsuko said. "Urgh, I can't believe they caught me out here like that. All I wanted was to get something to keep you hydrated, and suddenly I have to talk to those three...?"

Another face popped out from behind the door. You might be expecting Kaji here, to complete the trifecta - but no! It was yet another Ritsuko Akagi! Except this one had a ludicrously curvy body, with boobs bigger than her head and a butt bigger still. Though none of the above could hope to compare to the massive swinging hog she was currently using to rail Misato.

"Well Kaji, you didn't have to take my body," Ritsuko said with an odd mania to her voice. "Experimenting with this body shift ability was risky enough as it - nnnrgh!"

Indeed, experimenting with this aspect of the gestalt was quite a risky thing. It would bring all sorts of undue attention oh them - and who knows? Maybe the original trio had some way to deal with unruly, waywards like themselves? There was so much for them to learn, so much catching up to do, and when it was all over and done with?

They'd have to thank the pilots for letting them awaken to this glorious new experience. Much gratitude would have to be shared with them, tee hee~

 


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