Story: LS Ranma

 

If there was one thing the Lesbian Shard liked to do, it was hang around cute girls. Okay, that seems like a redundant observation to make, but hear me out: Cute girls are awesome fun to hang out with nine times out of ten. Alright, still very little new information - The point is! Ranma's little date had grown from involving two cute girls (with two stalkers) to five.

You can't really call that a date anymore. That's a slumber party waiting to break out. Ooh! Slumber party! Awesome idea! Bring in the other two Tendo sisters as well, and you'd have the makings of something really fun!

Anyway, this seemed like a fun time for the shard to probe the thoughts of the other girls. Let's see, Yuka and Sayuri are completely smitten with Ranma and are busy checking out her hot butt. Good, good, quite excellent. That's the way things should be. Ranma's butt was very hott. As were her boobs, her waist, her legs, her cute face - honestly, just the total package even before the shard started making her literally supernaturally hot.

Then there was Akane, who was steaming, but also checking out Ranma's butt. She was frustrated, in more ways than one. She knew in her heart that Ranma was up to something dirty with her friend, but had no proof and now couldn't even spy on her to check at a distance. She was also repressing some deep jealousy that Ranma went out on a date with Yuka before her, and now had made a new friend that, for reasons she hadn't figured out yet, she found oddly familiar.

Ranma... Was chatting away with Kodachi quite happily, casually flirting with her without noticing, nor picking up that Kodachi (thanks to the Shard's influence) was flirting back.

"Ohohoho!" Kodachi laughed, quite charmingly. "Surely you jest. You have never seen martial arts rhythmic gymnastics before? And you call yourself a martial artist."

"Maybe I'd have come check it out, if I'd known you were a pro at it," Ranma quipped back. "Huh, weird. My back feels really warm all of a sudden." That was Akane glowering at it. Girl's repressed envy could power all of Tokyo for a year.

"It must come from being so naturally hot," Kodachi smoothly replied. The Shard wanted to high five her for that one. It was cheesy, yes, but the best pickup lines are cheesy for a reason - you're testing the other person's sense of humour to see if they're willing to put up with bullshit jokes to hang out with you.

And, oh, Kodachi was interested now. She wasn't at first, but the Shard had been sinking its hooks into her. Switching her preferences up, corrupting her towards sapphic delights without her even noticing. Enticing her to the yuri side. Everything was going swimmingly - 

"Fair Akane! Ranma Saotome! Come to my home, together, to see me and make your love -"

Uuuuuurgh! This was that boy's home?! Oh! Now it could see the resemblance. So could the others, come to it.

"Wait, you're his sister?" Akane asked, puffing out her cheeks while the other girls watched the perfect arc Tatewaki Kuno sailed through the air, having been tossed by Ranma, who had not so much as broken stride. "That jerk's been harassing me for a while now!"

"Ah, you're Akane Tendo?" Kodachi said. "I thought you looked familiar. You know, he keeps a large poster of you in his room? You're wearing some ill fitting martial arts costume and throwing a punch. I think you look cuter like this."

Akane blushed, and the five of them went into the Kuno residence. Alright. That changed nothing. May have to deal with an interruption now and then from a complete idiot, but - All was fine, all could progress, and together the five of them could have so much <i>fun</i> together.

Shortly, the five of them were gathered in Kodachi's personal gym kept within the suspiciously spacious basement. "You wish to see martial arts rhythmic gymnastics in action?" their guest asked. "Very well. Here: The three of you get changed. The two of you may watch at your leisure."

"Well, okay..." Akane muttered to herself, taking off her clothes. For a moment she had a thought that Ranma was actually a cursed boy - but the thought was quickly suppressed when Ranma began to change in front of her. Not even looking. Tsk, tsk! But Ranma, couldn't you see? They were all looking at you! "I'm... always up for, uh... learning new martial... arts... styles..." Akane continued to mutter, occasionally getting distracted by Ranma's body.

Before long, the three of them were all changed into leotards. What a wonderful invention leotards were. Skimpy, tight, form fitting and - Oh no! All three of them were riding up something fierce! They tugged and they pulled, tried to straighten it out - but to no avail at all! They would simply have to go around with their butts put in a perfect frame, just the way the shard wanted it. Well, no problem. It's not like there are any boys around, right?

Sayuri had managed to find popcorn from somewhere, though, and there was steam shooting out of her nose. Yuka was merely staring dead ahead vacantly, her mind in overdrive trying to commit everything she was about to see to memory.

"Let's begin, shall we?" Kodachi sniffed. "Here! Take this hoop!"

Ranma caught the hoop Kodachi had hurled at her. Huh...? Okay.

"The first principle of Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics is - you are not allowed to touch the opponent yourself! You must always make use of weapons to strike them!" Kodachi snapped a ribbon like a whip, ensnared it around Akane's ankle, and pulled her over in the blink of an eye. "Your goal is to throw your opponent from the ring without touching them!"

"Like this?" Akane retorted, grabbing Kodachi's ribbon and giving it a nice hard tug - only for Kodachi to let go, leaping into the air and landing behind Akane while she grabbed the ribbon handle - and then Kodachi struck Akane right on her butt with a club.

"Nice!" Sayuri whispered, then offered a handkerchief to Yuka to dab at her inexplicable nosebleed. "So much inspiration!"

"Right, I gotcha!" Ranma smirked, twirling the hoop around her fingers. "Wanna try me on next?"

"Very well!" Kodachi smirked right back, then tossed her clubs directly at Ranma without a moment's warning. In response to this, Ranma dropped the hoop around her waist and ground her hips sensually, flicking that hoop into a sort of protective barrier around herself that caused the clubs to bounce right off. Where they managed to strike Akane's butt once again, each club hitting a different cheek.

"Seriously?!" Akane half yelped, half moaned. Stumbling forward, rubbing her own behind - and discovering a new kink she didn't know she had. Would be repressing that shortly.

Kodachi cartwheeled forward, grabbing the handle from the ribbon she'd used earlier against Akane and flicked it at Ranma. The hoop caught that ribbon causing it to get tangled up - but also disturbing its momentum, causing it to drop to Ranma's feet! With her defenses lowered, Kodachi leaped in with the handle of the ribbon grasped firmly in her hand, looking to jab it into Ranma's sternum like a baton. The only way Ranma could block that kind of hit would involve striking Kodachi herself - thus ensuring disqualification! A devious move from Kodachi, brought about from within her own area of expertise.

However, Ranma Saotome is a genius when it comes to martial arts. She stepped on the edge of the hoop with both feet at once, causing it to snap up, and catch Kodachi right under her breasts. Oh, and her arm as well. Then, Ranma kicked the hoop causing it to quickly roll around in a circle around the ring, leaving Kodachi quickly tied up and helpless! Legs bound together by her own ribbon before she knew what was happening!

Though... this did cause Kodachi to stumble forward and land face first in Ranma's cleavage.  Perhaps she would have come up with a counter if she'd merely landed face down on the mat instead. On the other hand, an astute judge may have noticed that Ranma had deliberately stepped into Kodachi's path to catch her, which might have resulted in the disqualification going the other way. 

"That was fun!" Ranma said, stroking Kodachi's hair while the girl sighed into her glorious cleavage. Each instant draining away her ability to be attracted to boys. Leaving only attraction to girls in place. "But you know, if Akane wasn't in the ring I'd have probably lost. Those clubs that spanked her would've blocked the hoop and -"

A thunderous clap came down, as Akane used those clubs to smack Ranma and Kodachi's cheeks. "Perverts!" she yelled, then spanked them again using those clubs. "You were doing that on purpose! I know it!"

"Oh god, I'm so gay," Yuka whispered to Sayuri. "It's not just Ranma, I'm into girls full stop!"

"Cool, cool," Sayuri replied. "We can make out back at my place later. I can show you how to seduce Ranma more effectively too if you want."

And viewing all this nonsense, the shard itself simply smirked in triumph. Ah. Another day's fine work!