Story: WR Haruhi

I was bound wrist and ankle to a comfortable chair, while Haruhi and Sasaki circled around me in eager anticipation of what was to come next. There might still be some out there that do not see the problem with my situation, who believe that I should suck it up and take it. A threesome? With these two babes? Where you get to breed them? Where is the issue?

"How about this? We roll a ten sided dice, and then turn that many pages in the kama sutra. Do whatever's there, and repeat!"

"My, my. That's far more orderly than I was expecting of you, you're quite eager to get on with this today. Personally, I'm fine with missionary."

There it was. The conflict between boring and safe versus exciting and dangerous. With me caught in the middle of them yet again! Fortunately, I was still not quite erect enough for them to begin having their fun. Though I doubted very much that I would be able to hold out for long if they got serious.

"You know what, you're right, let's go with something a bit more interesting," Haruhi snapped her fingers, and the bindings holding me to the chair vanished. "Hehehe... Kyon, do you think you can resist us if we got serious about seducing you? I'd like to see that. Why don't we make it a game? If you can get either of us to touch you before we can get you to touch us, we'll let you go. But if you lose, you have to breed us, and breed us thoroughly."

You're offering that like I have any say in the matter! Haruhi shrugged. "That's the fun of it. Are you in, Sasaki?"

"Those terms seem reasonable," Sasaki nodded. "As much as I wish to have him thoroughly devastate my desperately wet and needy genitals, it would be for the best that he does so of his own will."

Yeah, but again, it's not like I'm entering this game because I want to. Consent means - Something probably lost to this world when the other, asshole me went on a power trip. This might be the best that I can get.

"Open the game!" Haruhi yelled, then twirled around in place. It seemed they were opening with the big guns. Remember my earlier comment about not quite being hard enough for them to have their fun yet? Well, now I was more than hard enough! I'd half expected them to go this route sooner or later, but not from the opening draw! "So? How are they?" Haruhi said, reaching behind herself and flicking up her new ponytail. My fetish bone was jumping for joy. "Does this fit your likes, Master?"

"Hehe, I'm not sure I understand it myself," Sasaki said, turning her back to show hers off more effectively. The little tail swishing back and forth from the back of her head as she tilted from side to side. "But since this is what you li~ike..."

Careful now. Careful! If nothing else it would be a blow to your pride if you were to lose this quickly! They did both suit the ponytail look extremely well, though! Take some deep breaths, you're on the back foot already. Let's be real, you're not winning this unless they get their own engines so revved up they toss the game on their own accord. 

That's even before we get to a question that was lingering from the darker side of my mind. Namely: If this was their opening move, what might they try to do next? He'd already seen them making out with each other, so surely it would have to top that... Right?

"Hrmph, not bad," Haruhi said, leaning down to give him a pretty, teasing smirk. She pouted at him, as if she was about to go for a kiss, but then she pulled back. "Well, how about this?" She waved her hand, and then - Oh no! This was actually quite a devastating move as well! Her dark hair turned a distinctive orange, her already quite feminine figure (corrupted as it had been by the other asshole me) became even more so. Her cute but snarky face because more like an adorable moeblob, and then - Right next to her, Sasaki became the older model. "Uwaahaha! Kyoooon-kun! Asahina is soooo horny and ditzy for you!"

"I think you're going a little too far with it there," said Sasaki in future Asahina's body. Being a bit more mature in bearing, and taller in height, and... bustier as well, come to think of it. "Also, I don't remember asking you to transform me?"

"Waaah! Kyon! My own future self is bullying meeee!" the fake Asahina cried. Honestly now Haruhi, is this actually how you see her? Not that I'm in much of a position to complain - she'd kept the ponytail, and the act was still kind of working for me a bit, but - It was pretty obviously not the real Asahina either, you know? "Sniff, sniff! I mean... If she didn't want to look that way she could change herself, right?"

Sasaki shrugged herself back into existence, manifesting a wedding dress around herself. Albeit one which made the tattoo on her belly quite obvious and prominent. A constant reminder of what would happen if he lost.

"The real way to a man's heart is -" Sasaki began, only to get cut off by Haruhi.

"Weird, freaky sex! I know, I know!" Haruhi proclaimed, having dropped the Asahina disguise already. "That's why I'm trying to give him a taste of what he's turning down."

"No, men like stability," Sasaki politely smiled. "Predictability. Just like women, they want a partner that is stable, reliable and -"

"Boring!" Haruhi threw up her hands. She whirled around, and was suddenly a super... super hot catgirl. D-Damn, I didn't even know that was my kinda thing! Ohhh, but she was being relentless now, changing it into that bunnygirl suit she'd worn at the festival, while putting Sasaki into the catgirl costume. "Horny bunbun Haruhi, at your service~"

Sasaki pouted when looking down at her ridiculously cute catgirl costume, then waved it off and became - Naked apron! Ohhhh! They really were going for every single ultimate attack weren't they?!

"A bath, dinner, or me~?" she asked playfully, while Haruhi rolled her eyes.

"How about a mud bath?" Haruhi asked, and then dropped a whole bunch of mud on top of both of them. "Come on, Sasaki! Nothing gets a guy's motor going like a good cat fight!"

"Oh, Haruhi! I think you're forgetting the intention of this contest," Sasaki said. "We were supposed to seduce Kyon, he was our opponent, not each other!"

"Yeah, but I want him to knock me up first, so... It is what it is, you know?"

"Is that all?" Sasaki asked. "In that case, I'll let you go first. I don't mind getting knocked up second."

The two reality warpers seemed to come to an agreement there and then, which resulted in Haruhi doing a slow, sensual walk towards me. The mud washed off her, and her clothes changed into different erotic attire with every step. Sexy schoolgirl, sexy nurse, domminatrix, cavewoman, microbikini, wet t-shirt and bloomers, and then eventually... regular Haruhi herself, in her normal school uniform, towering over me expectantly.

"Uh... Don't you lose if you touch me?" I asked.

"I could always make a spring appear beneath your elbow," Haruhi said. "Make your arm jump up so you grope my chest. Or we could skip to the fun part."

Of course. I had that feeling this game wouldn't be fair from the very start. It's simply not the way that Haruhi played. It wasn't that she was always playing to win, it was more like she played to make things as interesting as possible. If it turned out that interesting way was for one side to be a colossal cheat- then so be it!

I'd barely been able to hold on through all of that. The two of them were ridiculously cute as it was. Adding in those costumes to the mix... It had been like they were bribing my libido behind my back to betray me! The only thing - the <i>only</i> thing that had been keeping me from doing something stupid right there and then was the same thing that keeps a lot of people from doing things that are either smart or stupid.

Spite.

Spite against the other me. Spite against the one who had made the world the way they had. Spite at myself for letting myself become that person. I'm a human being, after all. Not an animal. I should not be controlled by my lustful impulses.

Unfortunately that too had its limit, and there was nothing at all stopping me from the hell of a threesome where the two girls would inevitably wind up impregnated. I worried for Haruhi's. That girl would be a crazy mother. Sasaki's would be stable. Able to grow up normally, even in a world like this... though what a world for them to grow up into!

I was at the end of my rope, nothing could save me now...

Except that neither Haruhi or Sasaki had moved for at least thirty seconds.

"Huh?" I grunted. "What the hell is - "

"Enclosed space created." Yuki said, descending through the roof of the cafe like a guardian angel. Ah! How good to see her! About time, too! My own personal deus ex machina was here to set things right! "Haruhi and Sasaki have been frozen in place before they could begin their attempts at reproduction."

"Thanks a whole lot, Yuki! I owe you one!" I said, rising from the chair, carefully stepping around Haruhi. "Come on, let's get out of here before -"

An incredible force then pulled me forward, and the next thing I knew, Yuki was hovering over me. Her emotionless face seeming a total contrast to her position. Naked. Squatting over my hard, fully erect - Oh no! She lowered herself, inch by inch, and I suddenly found myself balls deep inside the cute taciturn alien that I'd thought of as my saviour.

"Breeding experiment #1032 commencing," Yuki said. "Testing results of copulation between Humanoid Interface and Human."

It turned out that escape wouldn't be so easy as I'd fooled myself into believing. And what was that thing about experiment #1032? Was that counting all the crazy sex we must have had when I was going crazy with power!? Whatever the case may be, I knew one thing for sure.

Yuki's pussy might not have any emotion behind it, but... It was god tier at stimulating my pleasure receptors. Like a machine that had been designed explicitly to jerk a guy off. Which made sense after a fashion. I could easily imagine the other me changing her body to make her like that. Or ordering her to make those kinds of changes to herself! Either way, I was stuck down here. Getting my dick wet instead of rescued. 

Which might sound fine... but I honestly wasn't sure that even Yuki could hold back both Haruhi and Sasaki for very long.