A celebration was no strange thing to find within the Ashford student council office, but this was an especially worthwhile one. A momentous occasion, one which several occupants of this room had been seeking for a long, long time.
"My brother has a harem! Hooray!" Nunnally cheered, popping open a bottle of - not champagne, dear me no, she was too young for that. It was fizzy orange juice being stored in a pretentious way. Presumably using a bottle like this to preserve the precious carbonation. "Even now, they're setting to work at making me an auntie!"
"Yay, I can't wait!" Milly let out a high pitched excited sound. "You know that I've been trying to get him and Shirley together basically forever, right? Oh! THey make such a cute couple, don't they?"
"They sure do!" Rivalz said, stepping a little too close inside Milly's personal space. "Say, do you know who else would make a cute couple?"
"Lelouch and Kallen, Lelouch and C.C., Kallen and Shirley, Kallen and C.C. and Shirley and C.C." Milly rattled off without missing a beat, while stepping a little away from Rivalz. "All quite excellent couples who- "
"Ohhhh, Lelou, how did I ever live without this~" Shirley's voice very obviously and loudly moaned.
"Sayoko, please arrange for soundproofing in Lelouch's bedroom, would you?" Milly sweetly asked. "I think the sound of coitus is making Nina tetchy."
"I'm not tetchy! You're tetchy! Let me do my research in peace!" Nina yelled.
"Mmm, Kallen, you simply have to tell me your workout regime, your thighs are delicious~ Ohhhh, that tongue of yours is magical!"
Yes, that definitely needed to be sorted out. The sooner the better. Rivalz seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit, and honestly so was Milly, but there was a time and a place for everything. Nunnally was probably liking it as well, come to think. So, really they were basically doing this for Nina's sake. Which was fine! That was fine, it was clearly having a psychological toll on -
"Hey everyone! Why don't we do a random club inspection!" Nina suddenly yelled. "That's a great idea, right! We can go somewhere else and <i>not be here for a few hours!</i>"
"Nina, you may leave if you - Oh, she's already gone."
"I think she was worried you were going to set her up for Lelouch's harem as well," Sayoko said. "I mean, she is quite blatantly gay, so that would not be to her liking at all."
Everyone looked at her, and tried to imagine it. Nina? In Lelouch's harem? It really didn't fit. The girl was too... mousey and... what was the word? There was a word for it. A term. A phrase. It would come to them later, what really mattered here was that it was a Bad Fit. Although, there was a funny gleam in Nunnally's... not eyes because she had them closed, but rather a gleam in her smile.
Nunnally turned towards the beautiful, curvaceous and all around appealing council president. "Say, Milly. I've been thinking... Would you like to -"
"Flattered, but I'd rather chose my own destiny, and would rather not get in a relationship with a fellow council member."
"Oh man..." Rivalz' shoulders sank.
"Quiet you! Half the members of the fantasy seduction club have a crush on you anyway. Maybe if you pay them a visit - And he's gone too. Huh! How about that, looks like he's getting over his crush already."
Still, Milly could tell that Nunna's appetite for harem building was not yet quenched. She wanted to be an auntie many times over. She wanted to keep Lelouch so busy claiming ass that he had no time for his self destructive nonsense. Three girls might not be enough. Especially when two of those three were highly likely to be supportive of those - No, wait, given Shirley's personality she might support him anyway, merely be less effective about it than the other two.
"I'm having sex with a Britannian prince?! What! F-Fuck! Why is that turning me on even mooooore!"
"Ah, I think Kallen may have found out something about our past," Nunnaly said. "Luckily, my brother's naturally talented penis will keep her from trying to kill us or take us hostage."
"Oh my god, oh my god, I'm going to be a Queen..." Shirley babbled loudly. "I'll be having children that will one day compete for the throne."
"That girl's lucky she's hot, and a good swimmer, and extremely personable..." Milly shook her head. "Because she's not exactly bright, is she? Works hard, but not that much going on upstairs."
Nunnaly smiled brightly. "She's good with people, her heart's in the right place. And, right now, there's a good chance her womb is too. So! Who else should we have join the harem?"
Now, that was the question. When Nunnally had offered earlier, it had been a fairly incredible honour. Her standards were not low. While she wanted all manner of pussy getting all up on her brother's dick, Nunnally had standards. She wouldn't throw just any random slut at him.
The problem was that, frankly, the only girls attending Ashford that met the rest of her standards could be best described as 'random sluts'.
"Maybe... someone outside the academy?" Milly offered. "I mean, it's not like Lelouch will be spending all his time here. He will still need to enter the workforce at some point."
That was true. The trouble was that Nunnally's own social circle was fairly limited. Which makes sense. It wasn't like she could go anywhere without permission, and Lelouch tended to limit her time outside the academy in case someone recognised her. Somefuckinghow. It's not like Prince Clovis walks the streets of Area Eleven on a daily basis, or perhaps Princess Cornelia would be doing some shopping at the local mall.
"Okay, fine. Point taken," Nunnally said, regret heavy in her heart. "I'll play it by ear, for now. If we come across a banging babe - be they Britannian or Japanese, or some other nationality - then and only then do we add them to the harem."
"Awesome, sounds like a plan!" Milly clapped her hands. "So what do we do in the meantime?"
"Well, that's easy!" Nunnally said. "This crippled blind chick is <i>ravenous</I> for some cock. Teehee! With Lelouch distracted, I can gobble all the dick I want, and he won't get in my way!"
Milly and Sayoko internally compared this Nunnally to canon Nunna, and a massive sweatdrop appeared on both their foreheads. Kinda hard to reconcile them isn't it?
"S-So, did you have any particular boys in mind?" Milly asked. "I mean, ahem, there's certainly no shortage of them with their eye on you. I mean, you're a very cute girl, so -"
Nunnally had been making that sort of dirty tittering noise to herself up until Milly asked that question. This came to a sharp stop. Then, she tilted her head, facial expression completely frozen.
"What... particular... boy?" she asked aloud.
"Yes," Milly said. "I mean, what is your type anyway? You've never brought it up, so -"
"Ack!" Nunnaly grasped the sides of her head. "Wh-what type <i>do</i> I have?! I've never even thought about it! Oh no! All this time I've been focused on getting my brother's dick wet - "
"Ohhh, yes! This penis could conquer the earth! I'll be more than your accomplice, I'll be your wife, your whore, your plaything, your mistress, whatever. You. Neeeeed!"
" - That I didn't think for a second about what I wanted after thaaaaaat!"
Aha. Okay then. That made a little too much sense to Milly. She was pretty sure Lelouch was in a similar boat, planning out all the terrible things he woudl do to his father and his mother's killer, how he'd overthrow the empire, etc, but not about what he'd do after the fact.
Honestly, this brother and sister pair were far too similar for their own good.
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