If being totally oblivious was an Olympic sport, this team of three would absolutely take the gold. Neither Shinji, Asuka, nor Rei had any idea at all of the trouble brewing and bubbling away right under their very noses. The very notion that there might be an unseen danger lurking deep within the surface simply hadn't occurred to them - and why should it? They were having quite literally the best sex any of them could ever have in their entire life, as they had concluded over lunchtime by careful experimentation that made dutiful and rigorous use of each other's erogenous zones. The inevitable feedback loop of pleasure driving them into a place one might almost mistake for enlightenment.
Indeed, that fact had left them distracted, to say the least. The fact they had to pretend to be normal was frustrating, as they had an unquenchable thirst to explore one another's bodies as thoroughly as possible. Not that there was much to explore there anymore... explore each other's minds? See what comes out from various combinatory factors?
So yes, they were oblivious to the danger brewing even as it was blatantly right in front of them. Too horny to pay it any heed, teasing one another by accident and design. They had absolutely no idea, no mind of the warnings in front of them -
"Alright, class! Be very careful with the heat. Make sure that your meat is fully cooked all the way through."
That Asuka's cooking was going to give them all a terrible tummy ache later on. Genius or not, she can't cook worth a damn. Call it the curse of the tsundere. Only a handful ever escape.
... Oh! And there were a pair of growing gestalts happening due to their carelessness. One centred around Hikari and Shinji's friends, the other on Misato Kaji and Ritsuko. That was also a growing imminent danger. One which they would surely take with the utmost seriousness -
<i>Shinji. Do you mind not picturing us in naked aprons during class?</u>
<b>Indeed. It's making me super wet.</b>
Shinji fidgeted. He couldn't help it. The sight of Asuka and Rei putting those aprons on had conjured the image in his brain before he could help it. Asuka, without a stitch else on, hands on her defiant hips, leaning over to scowl at him in that way she did... Or Rei standing upright at a stove, stirring a pot, glancing over her shoulder dispassionately while bearing everything from behind...?
<b>Cut that out!</u>
<i>Your butt is way too cute for your own good. Fuck me!</b>
<u>Careful, girls! If - If we're not careful we'll get into a feedback loop again.</i>
The two of them fell quiet for a bit. The only sound in the classroom was the sound of general cooking. You know, peeling, washing and cutting veg. Water boiling. Meat sizzling. All the fun little noises associated with cooking.
<b>How hot would it be if we all got caught getting horny in class?</b>
That was a dangerous thought which they had all been competing to not have. Because the answer was <b><u><i>Very</i></u></b> without question. It didn't help that the girls were exacting their own measure of revenge by imagining a buffed up Shinji, with biceps bigger than his head, wearing a cute flowery apron that might as well be a fundoshi.
It was still really weird to Shinji, getting turned on by the mental image of himself flexing a muscle, maintaining 'eye contact' and blowing a kiss.
"Hey Asuka, how are things going?" Hikari asked, leaning over from her work station to speak with her. Asuka wrinkled her nose, and so did the other two on reflex. "Um... About earlier..."
"Earlier?" Asuka said, in that way someone did when pretending to not know what the other person meant. "Oh! You mean when I caught the three of you -"
"Ahahaha!" Hikari - and for some reason, both Touji and Kensuke - laughed nervously. "Don't say anything aloud about it, don't want any rumours getting out, do we? I mean... you don't think any less of me, right?"
That was a weird question to ask after discovering her friend had a futa fetish, which was only satisfied when she gave the girl an enormous dick that she promptly used on the boy she liked and his best friend that she barely tolerated. Besides which, Hikaru knew that she was in a polyamorous relationship of her own, so -
"Why would I?" Asuka smartly answered. "It's no big deal. I may not approve of the decision, but it's yours to make." No matter how stupid she might think the decision was.
"Thanks a bunch!" Hikari said, hugging her from the side. "You're a great friend. Really! The best! Oh, and just so you know, I have a much better handle over that present you gave me, too!"
<u>Aww, that was really cute!</u>
<i>Or to put it another way, watching two girls hug is super hot.</i>
<b>We're in your head, we know what you're thinking.</b>
<u>I mean, technically you are me, sorta...</u>
The other two didn't argue that point, because... Well, honestly what were they at this point? By now they had a total and complete mutual understanding of each other that surpassed logic. They simply knew the others super well, which is what made the sex so, so fucking satisfying every single -
<i>Pervert</i>
<u>Takes one to know one.</u>
<b>Love you both.</b>
<i><u>Love you too.</u></i>
Ahh, that was nice to directly think at each other, rather than feel it. They did love each other didn't they? Even before this all kicks off they were all super, super into each other, and now the connection was there... Love. What a strong word. Not lust, not desire, love. Even if the three of them were disentangled from each other right this instant, the three of them would still feel this way. Love, love, love! What a great feeling it was!
"Hey, Shinji! What's with that big dumb dopey smile!" Kensuke asked, approaching under the pretense of borrowing ingredients from Shinji. "Don't tell me - they got a new weapon for the Eva!"
"Stupid, it's obvious, isn't it?" Touji elbowed him. Though not as roughly as normal. It was sort of the same reaction as trying to punch yourself in the face, you'll reflexively hold back even if you actually mean to really go for it. "Something great happened between him and Rei."
"Him and Asuka, you mean!" Kensuke whispered. "Hehehehe... Those two are so tsundere for each other, it is bound to happen!"
"Blegh, that bi- I mean, that girl is rotten to the core," Touji huffed. "Don't get why Hikari likes her so much."
"It's the confidence, the smarts, the way she carries herself, and the fact that her butt looks <i>tight in - " Kensuke began, but caught himself. "Ahem! I mean, in <i>my</i> opinion, Shinji should fess up now! What happened between you and the girls!"
For a moment there, Shinji was lost in imagining Asuka wearing snug jeans and bending over a table. It was a super effective attack. One which eventually got Asuka to slap her workbench, glower at him across the room, then - <i>fine, fine! I'll get some jeans when we get home! But I want you in a naked apron for the rest of the week in exchange, got it!</i>
<b>I will transform into a copy of Asuka and then wear tight jeans myself - in exchange for Shinji wearing catgirl ears while in the naked apron.</b>
... That was a deal. Absolutely that was a deal.
"Hey, Shinji..." Hikari whispered across the room, then shook her head, tapped her forehead, and the two boys said it in unison using the exact same intonation. "What's going on with you and the girls, huh?"
"Nothing!" Shinji yelped, a bit louder than he meant to.
"Oh? So why were you - " Kensuke began.
"-In the storage shed at lunch - " Touji picked up.
"-With them?" Hikari finished, then shook her head. This time, Kensuke said the same words to Shinji.
Huh. That was kinda weird. The three in our regular old gestalt looked at the other three and their weird behaviour with great suspicion, but upon consultation... concluded it had to be a couple's thing. All of them being so intimately aware of each other that they were finishing each other's sentences and thoughts.
"W-We were looking for Hikari, that's all..." Shinji muttered back. "Uh, can we not talk about this here? People might get the wrong idea."
"Wrong idea?" Touji scoffed. "Like, that you're plowing the two hottest chicks in class on the regular?"
"Newsflash: Everyone in class has thought that's been happening since a week after Asuka arrived," Kensuke whispered.
Huh? Really? But - But he was a reedy, quiet, creepy kid of average looks and intelligence! The only good thing going for him back then was that he, you know, piloted a giant robot. Which, last he checked, so did they! Well, either way the two boys seemed to have had their fun and slunk away, likely to keep the teacher from jumping on them for gossiping in the middle of class. Still, there were a few things there Shinji had to think about.
They couldn't keep their relationship secret forever. Not if they, you know, loved each other and all that. Which led to the inevitable question of... what next? This was a decision that would have to wait or another day, alas, for a great and terrible danger would soon consume their evening.
I'm talking about the food Asuka was preparing. Not an angel or something, just a bit of food poisoning.
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