Story: Succumilif

 You've seen those scenes in movies where some attractive starlet arises from their slumber, rolls out of bed and is the very picture of beauty. Not a hair out of place, full makeup already on. Nothing smeared, no sleep in their eyes, a vision of loveliness before they are even fully awake. What a miracle, what a wonder.

Well, a benefit of being an Angel of Love is that you can quite literally spend the entire night awake masturbating yourself stupid and rise looking like you're preparing for a photoshoot. Oh, sure, she'd been thoroughly drenched with sweat while her fingers were knuckle deep, but that was then and this was now. She didn't even smell bad, despite not having showered yet. 

Of course, she showered anyway. Good hygiene is still important regardless of whether or not you are a supernatural being. And, besides which, like many mortals Ai found that being under a hot steamy shower did something to the old neurons. Set them flaring up something fierce.

"Alright, let's see," she said to herself. "So, his mother is obviously a former hero. Likely retired." Confidently asserted, yet wrong. "Which means his status is hereditary." Ah, this was actually correct. Not in the way she meant. Still correct though! "Which would mean... any of his offspring would inevitably grow up to be mighty studly heroes of mankind as well."

She bit her bottom lip and made an expression so ludicrously hot that the water around her all instantly evaporated. "Which means if I bear his..." Descendants of a great hero would inevitably grow up to become mighty heroes in their own right. Yes. Yes! That was just the trick she needed here!

It was a brilliant plan with absolutely no downsides at all. While they couldn't all be destined heroes, having those genes cemented on the side of light among several different families would be a tremendous, enormous boon!

That settled the matter. Her plans needed to go even further beyond what she'd been considering before. She absolutely needed to arrange for as many Love Angels to get knocked up by that handsome studmuffin once and for all! It would be a tremendous boon for the side of light, good, and justice!

And it absolutely would not, in any way, shape, or form be the first step in their eventual downfall and corruption. No sir. Not at all.

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If Mayoko wasn't careful, she'd sprout wings and fly up these stairs. As it was, she had to be careful. While she was feeling quite energetic after that little excursion, the last thing she wanted was to come across in a less than presentable way.

Still, up the stairs she ran, her mind racing as fast as her body, considering the seduction techniques she could employ to land that big dumb stud of a hero. This might be her last chance to get some alone time with him. Given how these things played out, he'd wind up surrounded by cute girls all clamouring for a piece of him. Younger women, cute and bubbly or tsunderish or whatever, while she'd be the older woman coming across like she was desperate and lonely, oh please help her she was soooo flipping lonely...

Deep breath now. You were at the top of the stairs. Out there, on the roof of this building, Kenshiro was wrestling a printer into submission. Which meant - Which meant he'd be psychologically vulnerable to a little pampering. Yes, that would do the trick. Nurse Mayoko, here to soothe your wounds! She threw the door open, ready and willing to do whatever it took to land that hero and fulfill her mission - 

Only for her to find that everything outside had been replaced with 0s and 1s.

"Uhhh?" she slowly tilted her head and stepped out. "The ground seems solid enough. Did I suddenly step into what 90s Hollywood thinks the Internet looks like? If so, there's not nearly enough porn in here."

"Careful what you wish for babe," a mysterious voice whispered right next to her ear. "You might just get it!"

A trail of zeroes wrapped around her breast. Urgh! Not for the first time, but it had been a while... not usually so literally either! She tried to flick them off, but they were quite relentless. Suddenly, a trail of 1s lashed out like a whip, and grabbed her wrist, soon followed by another trail grabbing her other wrist.  Mayoko was then suddenly hauled backwards, the numbers wrapping around her in the blink of an eye.

"So you're that dork's boss, huh?" the mysterious voice said, coalescing into the image of some tall asshole who likely thought his shit was better than gold. "I owe him one for beating my subordinate."

Now, it's worth noting that Mayoko had been about three seconds away from breaking free and kicking this guy's butt into next week. A succubus who got her world rocked last night in a drunken lesbian fling is quite a powerful beast, and way above this guy's hitting grade. She looked him up and down. Really took him in. Let's see. He had biceps the size of a fridge, a neck like a couch, legs that could double as oak trees and probably the brain the size of a walnut.

This guy was... one of the villains that Kenshiro was meant to fight! No doubt about it. Alright. Let's see. From the sound of it he'd already started on his little heroic quest, which meant this guy was his Second Fight. In the way these things go, the Second Fight tends to raise the stakes by having someone associated with the hero -

"I'm associated with Kenshiro!" she said.

"Yeah, that's the problem you got there, babe!" the jackass villain said, adding in a leering whistle at the end. "Although, how about after I kick his ass, you hook up with a real man?"

Ew, don't make her throw up, please. Anyway! This actually gave her a really great opportunity, here. Play the damsel in distress, let the great hero come to rescue her... Then use that to forge a deep connection with him which would lead to her being able to use her succubus powers to utterly dominate his will and have him take their side! It was perfect, it was foolproof, it was a plan that required the absolute least amount of effort on her part!

"Oh no, I am at your tender mercy!" she whined pathetically, writhing in her bonds. But not too hard. She didn't want to accidentally break them. "Whatever shall I do! Hero, please! Come and save me!"

"Hehehe, nobody ain't coming to not save you!" the bad guy jeered. Did she say brain the size of a walnut? Apologies to all walnuts everywhere. "I, the mighty and truly Awesome Cipher, will show you what a real man looks like!"

"Really, there's one at your prison?" she asked without thinking. "Oh, you meant... Never mind me, just toss me in a dark cell and forget about me for a few hours..."

Or days. Or weeks... Goodness, let's hope the inevitable training montage doesn't take too long, she had things to get on with at work!

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The moment that Sora arrived in the office and laid eyes on Rei, an immediate dislike had sparked up. It was in that way that can happen when someone who has been a bit lonely for too long suddenly meets up with someone that they hit it off with and then lays eyes on someone cute who is gonna be spending a long, long time with their significant other.

Jealousy was an emotion unbefitting one of her position. Nonetheless....

"Where is Miss Mayoko?" she asked the nervous adorable little rabbit like girl that was rushing around filing papers and trying oh so hard to look busy. How utterly precious.

"Ah! Oh! She's - she's gone to the roof!" Rei said, bowing and scraping. "Um, she wanted me to take care of a few things while she's gone. Oh! How does she juggle all of this and make it look so effortless."

"Because she's awesome," Sora said, in her honest assessment of her new lover. She should have chosen a better set of words, because the instant she said that Kenshiro popped in out of nowhere right next to her. Ah! The - The hero was here! Curses, now she had to work to seduce him instead of flirting with Mayoko! 

"Did you say that she's awesome?" Kenshiro asked, staring at her with a weird amount of intensity and - was that a printer slung over his shoulder? What the hell...? "I'm looking for awesome people to help me become more awesome!"

Oh! This was a chance for her to have her cake and eat it, too! "Yes, she's definitely very awesome!" For some reason he seemed to be fixated on that! Except... wait a minute... "Didn't you see her on the roof? Rei said she went up to see you."

"I didn't take the stairs down, too unawesome," Kenshiro shrugged. "I leaped across to the building opposite, shoulderchecked the wall and bounced back in through an open window, rolling into a standing position."

"No way..."

"Yeah, pretty lame right?" Kenshiro tutted. "I'm kicking myself, shoulda stuck the landing, and maybe set myself on fire half way through the jump. You get it? I'm hitting the limit of how awesome I can be, and I need an example to live by!"

Sora felt completely lost, but to her great frustration Rei seemed to fully understand. Nodding along as if that made complete sense, instead of being total gibbering nonsense.

"Ahem! In that case I'll go and fetch her myself," Sora said. "She's probably a bit confused about why you're not on the rooftop. You guys stay here and... do whatever it is that you do."

Honestly now, making such trouble for her... Oh, that hero! He'd better be worth all this trouble, or - Or else! Either way, she was heading upstairs to bring her new lover back downstairs, and maybe if she was lucky, get a little action on the side...

Oh, she'd get some action alright. Just, not the type that she was expecting.