Story: Succumilf

 

This might come as something of a surprise, but this was the first actual, factual event that could be called a real 'date' that Seji had ever been on in his life. You'd expect the opposite, right? I mean, he's super popular with girls. He has several on speed dial for booty calls. Surely he must have had a few dates before. Right? The idea he hasn't is... it's just plain ridiculous.

Well, yes. It would be. Any playboy worth his salt has gone on countless dates. Certainly, that would be true... except that Seji was born of a succubus, and was therefore half-incubus, which meant that hot chicks practically threw themselves at him left and right.

He didn't need to do anything like a date. No, no, he just needed to show interest and most girls would toss their panties at him. It was ridiculous. It was unfair. But in a way, karma had come back to him.

"Alright, so let's do this date thing!" Seji confidently stated, then turned around and walked into a wall. An auspicious start. Still, he took Ai's hand after this and tried to play it off, and the pair of them began to walk as he started to think to himself. "It's a lovely day," he said aloud, smiling broadly as any young man should with such a lovely young woman walking hand in hand with him.

However, in his head he was screaming. What should he do? He had heard of dates, obviously. Yet he'd never been on one. He didn't know what he was meant to do. Not even a guess. Should they go to the movies? A cafe? A restaurant? Perhaps the beach? Ah! But he was basing this off what he'd seen in fiction.

As said before, he would normally just... bring the girl back to his place and then spend his time satisfying her in ways she didn't know she needed to be satisfied. Actual factual courtship? This was new unexplored territory for him.

Yet it was territory he would gladly explore with Ai at his side. Her very presence made the world seem brighter. Colours had more zest, smells and aromas were sweeter. Ordinary sounds like passing cars sounded vibrant and energetic.

He would treat her right. That was the decision he'd come to first. This wasn't some quick cheap lay, he wanted to get to know her. He wanted to spend time with her. Not for the sex, but- but for the sake of getting to know her. That would be its own reward.

Meanwhile, what of Ai? Contrary to Seji, she had quite a bit of experience in the dating world, and had a pretty good idea of what she was doing. She understood quite well the importance of listening to the other person speak about themselves, she knew how to flirt, she knew how to keep a man's attention on her, and she knew how to make a man fall head over heels for her. She was an Angel of Love, and a <s>damned</s> blessed good one at that. Lady Sophia would not have picked anybody but the very best to find and support the Hero, after all.

However. This boy was different. Perhaps it was because he was the destined hero (so she thought), but the longer she was spending in this boy's presence the more aroused he was becoming. If she didn't know better she'd swear he was some potent incubus, but she would have sensed such demonic power from him. Unless he was a half-incubus, which was a laughable idea. A half incubus potent enough to influence the libido of an Angel of Love? Especially one at her level? If such a thing existed, they would be extremely dangerous.

Anyway, the point was that her libido was starting to interfere in her work, for the first time ever. This hero... this manly specimen that was going to save humanity one day from a tremendous evil...Ai felt torn. Should she toss caution to the wind and fuck him? It would provide him with a great deal of motivation. On the other hand, listening to her lustful impulses was quite beneath her. She had to be an example of pure love, not base lust like... like those skanky, nasty succubi. He hadn’t even gotten a single A on a math test yet!

To reinforce the point made above, and make it absolutely clear, we have a half incubus who is unaware of his heritage that has fallen in love with an Angel of Love and has no idea what to do on a date. On the other hand, we have an Angel of Love who is quite experienced, yet has fallen in lust with the half incubus and it's throwing off her dating experience.

Anyone looking at this couple without knowing these facts would surely look at them and think "wow, they're cute. Hard to believe that neither of them has experience with the opposite sex."

They were both nervous as all hell. Seji was leading her around town without actually paying attention to where they were going. Not that she was paying much attention either. She was too busy leaning into his chest and listening to his strong, powerful, manly heartbeat. While turning red as a tomato and making all the people that saw them go "awww, they're adorable. So pure, so innocent!"

"Say, here's a cafe let's stop for a soda," Seji said in the middle of his random babblings. Seji stepped away from Ai, and pushed the door. It wouldn't open. He pushed harder. Still wouldn't open. Ai noticed and joined in pushing. Still nothing. They could see people inside, why wouldn't -

Then someone came out - and pushed the door outwards. He looked at the two of them awkwardly, and tapped the sign on the front of the door that said 'pull'.

"Oh, wow! I feel silly," Seji said. "Especially when I'm usually really good at pulling."

After a moment's thought, the young half incubus had another moment of epiphany. The polite thing to do on a date is to hold the door open for your girlfriend, right? Alright! He would do exactly that! Seji took the door from the customer coming out, then threw it open as wide as he could - Hitting Ai right in the face and knocking her over in the process.

"Oh no, are you alright?!" Seji gasped, rushing to her to see if she was fine.

"Might need mouth to mouth..." Ai mumbled, instinct compelling her to reach up to grab the back of his head. Seji's head brightened up so quickly that it seemed like it might actually explode, with confetti pouring out everywhere. "Ahahaha, never mind me, I'm having a fun joke."

She used him as leverage to stand up, which resulted in the two of them inches away from each other. Staring into each other's eyes. One burning with love. The other lust. Both yearning for the other like they had never yearned before.

"S-Soda?" Seji whimpered.

"Sounds delicious," Ai replied.

The two of them went to the counter like that, almost like a pair of amateur ballroom dancers, unable to tear their eyes away from one another.

'Control yourself,' Ai admonished. 'Get him smitten with you first, then use sex to motivate him. If you give it away for free, he won't ever progress as a hero.'

'Control yourself,' Seji admonished himself. 'If you tap that she becomes just another notch on your bed post. You want more from her than that.'

"Uh, sir? Madame?" the man behind the counter said. "You've been standing there for ten minutes now. I didn't mind so much, but other customers are coming in and I'll need to serve them. What do you want, and don't say each other."

Seji gulped. What did he want? What was an appropriate thing to ask for on a date? Wait, that's it! If they shared a big glass of, say, lemonade or something, it would surely deepen their bond! He could see it clearly in his mind's eye, a straw for each of them, staring at each other from across the table... yeah. Yeah! It was romantic, right? You see that sort of scene in movies all the time!

"A glass of straws and a lemonade for both of us," Seji said.Hold on, that wasn't quite right. Luckily, before he could embarass himself any further - The window at the front of the store suddenly exploded.

"Hah!" an all too familiar voice from outside yelled. "Shows you! Everyone knows that saying your awesome makes you less awesome! Now! That girl you guys kidnapped! Where is she?!"

The two of them turned to look as that weird Kenshiro guy was standing out in the street talking to a group of office ladies holding improvised weaponry. Well. Seji might not understand much about dates, but he can tell when something has ruined the mood.

"Oh, blast. He spilled juice all over my top," Ai grumbled, and Seji tried really hard to not look down. Instead, he did the gentlemanly thing and offered her his jacket. Which she sniffed for some reason that was probably innocent and not perverted at all. "Thank you."

"Don't mention it," Seji said. "Look, we should probably get you back home so you can change. Right?"

"I suppose," Ai said. Ah, was that his plan? Get her back home and then attempt to seduce her? Please. As if he could possibly seduce her, an Angel of Love. Her experience far outshone any human's, he would have to at least manage a single A in a Maths test before she spread her legs for him. "Then let us return home, for now."

"There goes the cutest, yet most awkward couple I have ever seen," one commenter said from the peanut gallery. "Wait, holy shit, what's that lunatic doing with that keyboard?!"

The answer, my friends, is 'using it as a makeshift sword'.

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Alright. Mayoko had a plan. With a flowchart and everything! She was back on track, and all she had to do now was implement the plan. Step by step. Inch by inch. Using it, she would guarantee her mission was a complete success, and that hero Kenshiro would willingly join their side!

Now, sure enough, that kind of man might not make the best father figure for Seji. Darkness knows he's needed one to keep him in line. Though... Mayoko frowned. Her son was a potential variable in this wasn't he? While she wouldn't be able to use him to exactly advance her scheme, it wouldn't take much from that rascal to throw it completely off.

After all, so many men didn’t want a woman with “baggage” as Mayoko painfully experienced.

“Hmm… I need to introduce them in a neutral way that won’t throw off my plans.” Mayoko mused. "I also need to make sure he doesn't misbehave." She tapped her lips. Kenshiro is the kind of man who would be impressed by someone overcoming adversity. Being a single mother, that might help with him more than it might hinder...

Perhaps if she arranged for them to meet up in a way that would not immediately connect her to him? Yes... maybe arrange for him to attend his school as a careers advisor, on behalf of the company? Something like that? Direct him to her son's class - no, there would be too many other students there, he wouldn't stand out at all.

But perhaps she could instead set up some one on one meetings!? Yes, bring in some other underlings of hers to help provide some individual guidance to multiple students, while pulling strings to make sure Kenshiro met up with her dear Seji!

“Step one, call his school.” Mayoko said, pulling out her cellphone and dialing the number. “Hello? Yes it’s me Miss Yoshifumi. I’d like to talk about perhaps setting up something. You know the company I work for. Yes, well, you see, I was thinking perhaps we could do something to help guide my son’s classmates…” She said. “Perhaps some one on one sessions and…” She trailed off when the voice on the other end spoke up.

<b>“...what do you mean he transferred to a <i>different school!?”</b></i>

Oooh, that boy! What had he gone now, right under her nose?! Just wait until she gets home tonight, he was going to receive a tongue lashing he would never forget!

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Never before had the walk home felt so long, yet so short. Holding Ai, arm in arm as they went up these stairs felt somehow more meaningful than anything else he'd ever done. Before long the two of them were at the door to her place. Right next to his. That had to be fate or something, right? Like, she was his soul mate or something, so they put her right there.

"Ah... so long, I guess?" Seji said awkwardly. He rubbed the back of his head.

"Yes. We will see each other tomorrow," Ai said.

It was kind of awkward like that. Neither of them seemed to know what to say. So... they stood there for a little bit, milling about awkwardly until something quite unexpected happened.

"You bad guys are all the same!" Kenshiro's voice boomed across the night's sky. "You think you can be sneaky, you think you can be clever, you even think you can be awesome!"

"H-How?! How are you doing this!" a desperate voice called back. "You-  you're just a programmer! A random IT guy! All you should be good for is telling me to turn it off and on again!"

"But you always forget just one thing!" Kenshiro continued undaunted. "Justice! Always! Prevails!"

There was a loud explosion, which happened to spook a cat that was sleeping on a nearby rooftop. It hopped up, bumped into the back of Seji's legs and ran off into the night. In the process Seji, toppled forward, put his hand out to catch himself, and wound up slamming it right into the wall next to Ai, leaving the two of them staring at each other. Each slowly realising exactly what this was.

It was a kabedon. Like, if you tried to put out the Platonic ideal for a kabedon, all you'd need to do is remove the accidental part and this would be it. Right here.

"Uh?" Seji said. He smiled nervously. "Hey, you alright? You're trembling."

"Oh dear, so I am," Ai said. "Calculating the trembling nature of a young woman like me is equivalent to an A in a Maths test."

"It is?"

"Only on every third Wednesday of the month, if it happens to be a full moon in a leap year."

"Oh, that's a bit weird," Seji used his non-kabedonning hand to scratch his chin. "So what does that mean?"

Then she hooked her finger under his collar, opened the door behind her, and with an astonishing display of strength hauled his ass inside.

"It means," Ai said, licking her lips. "That you're getting laid tonight."

"Huh, the way you said it almost made it seem like - Oh wow, those are the nicest breasts I've ever seen in my life."

Ai shut the door behind her and let the shirt drop to the floor. "I have that effect on men," she whispered. Not that Seji was paying much attention to what she was saying. Horny Angels of Love tend to have that effect on men, no matter how sexually experienced they might be.

1. Smut, ahoy!
2. So, Kenshiro is finishing his first arc.
3. Mayoko is pissed off after finding out her son switched schools.
4. ... But she's less pissed, for some reason, on finding out her son has bedded an Angel of Love.
5. Something else