Let it be known that Lloyd Asplund is an unparalleled genius who would push forward humanity in ways as yet unpredictable to any but the most talented seer. A man of science through and through, who himself had stated that he had no interest in such things as love and other emotions. He didn't have a perverted bone in his body, and no amount of wealth or fame or prestige could sway his scientist heart.
A good bowl of pudding though, that would have him on his knees in a heartbeat.
Today he was planning to research something extraordinary, something incredible, something that could very well change humanity’s understanding of the universe for the foreseeable future.
A hole in space.
Needless to say but Princess Cornelia wasn't especially impressed with that. It went to show, didn't it? The limitations of the military mind. The mysteries that it could unravel, the questions that could be answered.
"Everyone seems to be engaged in some kind of fetish," his devoted assistant Miss Cecile said, dutifully taking notes as ever. "Perhaps we should retrieve the drone before it is used as some kind of toy."
"Or we could try to grab a test subject," Lloyd said, wagging his finger at her. "Tut tut, Miss Ceclie. What kind of scientist operates without a test subject?"
"One that can sleep at night."
"I sleep like a baby," Lloyd sang. Which would be the scariest part about him, if he weren't directly responsible for mass improvements of an already deadly weapon of war.
“Do whatever is necessary for this to become useful.” Cornelia said from behind him, sending a glare at the scientist and his assistant. "When you mentioned that this was some form of portal to another realm, you made it sound as though it would result in significant technological advancements. It had not come across that we would develop brand new methods of vibrating phallic objects."
“There is so much more than this, we can find out here! Their technology is so alien, just look at some of these holographic displays! Not to mention, if they are responsible for the hole, we could have a method to travel across time and space instantly!” Lloyd answered, deciding that he should at least give some hints as to what could be the prize here. At least for these military types.
"That's a bit more like it, but less of the focus on porn if you would?" Cornelia asked. She reached to her side, and pulled out a bound leather whip which... huh, had that been there a minute ago? Lloyd was certain she wasn't carrying something like that. "This is a military operation, and I expect the very height of professionalism. Is that clear?"
She slapped the whip into the flat of her hand and licked her lips. Even Lloyd was sweating a little bit at that implication. Of course, none of them knew that their proximity to this portal was making the alterations to reality more evident within them, but... well, they'd work it out eventually. Whether they were still fully clothed at the time would be a whole other issue.
"I shall leave this matter to you for now," Cornelia said, spinning around and marching off. "I have to review exactly how the Black Knights escaped my latest trap."
"And your sister?" Lloyd asked. "This strikes me as a fine opportunity for her to watch over something harmless, get some leadership experience?"
"A fine suggestion!" Cornelia said. "However... Not this time. Tonight she has other arrangements."
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The Stadtfeld family is held in quite high regard within the Holy Britannian Empire. A fact which made Kallen smirk a little, wondering what they would think if they knew that she was a filthy half breed. Honestly now, she hated these events. Especially since she'd just come from a Black Knights meeting. Talk about a contrast. She'd much rather be in the dirty grimy warehouse than the polished artificial snobby atmosphere of this little party.
The things she had to do in order to maintain her cover.
The worst part was yet to come though. Kallen was just pondering if she should perhaps try to just eat her fill of the buffet while trying to ignore everyone when a young woman caught her eye. Immediately she had to repress a groan at remembering who exactly it was.
Melody Hood, blonde hair down to her hips, blue eyes in a perpetual doe look and in the possession of a pair of breasts that probably doubled as a lethal weapon. She would have been capable of wrapping any man around her little finger with these looks.. If it weren’t for the fact that she was dumb as a box of rocks.
"Oh, hi Kallen!" the girl giggled and waved at her. "Long time, no see." Cue a great big hug that made Kallen super aware of her killer body. Unbeknownst to Kallen it also meant she was being exposed to the rule alterations being made to local reality. "We have soooo much catching up to do!"
Kallen pulled back a moment and put her best sickly apologetic look on her face - but then on looking this girl over, she freely imagined what it would be like if Zero had her bent over, plowing her from behind. This airheaded bitch, turned into Zero's bitch...
Perhaps it was a bit mean-spirited, after all the blonde was well intentioned.. And far too empty minded to have a bad bone in her body. But it was still a nice image. What would all these guests think? If the famous freedom fighter Zero were to take a member of the nobility and turned her into a breeding sow? Got her knocked up and addicted to the pleasure so she wouldn’t be able to live without his dick.
"Yes, it has been a while," Kallen said. Ooh, she actually felt dizzy there for real, if briefly. She collapsed forward, just a little, and Melody wound up catching her.
"Aw, poor thing. No wonder you've not been showing up recently," Melody said. Ugh. Would she be showing this kind of sympathy if she knew Kallen was half Eleven? Odds are, no. "listen, I heard a really juicy rumour. I heard that Princess Euphemia's supposed to be here tonight. Isn't that wicked cool?"
Princess Euphemia. Princess Euphemia?! Honest to goodness Royalty? Coming here? To this party? Which also had a member of the Black Knights in attendance? This would be a perfect chance to -
Actually on considering the guards around this building it would accomplish exactly jack shit. She'd wind up dying or getting arrested for no functional game, and the Britannians would retaliate quite badly. A smarter move would be to use this to initiate contact. Extract information that the Black Knights could use. Yes... that made sense. The trick would be, Euphemia would be extremely popular as a party guest, so Kallen would have trouble standing out.
"Here, look, let me keep you steady," Melody said. She slipped behind Kallen and wrapped her arms around her waist. "Just lean back into me, teehee."
"Sure thing, thank you," Kallen said. She sighed a little, it was refreshing to see an act of genuine kindness from the airheaded Britannian. The two of them were standing off to the side of the party for now, nobody was really paying them any attention.
Then, without a hint of warning, Melody kissed the nape of Kallen's neck. There was a fleeting feeling of wrongness about it... But what Kallen didn't realise was that Melody was quite the pervert. She knew she was hot, and she deliberately dressed up for it because she liked showing off. She was also actually every bit as dumb as she appeared to be, but that's beside the point. Also, have you ever looked at someone and thought they were the very embodiment of straightness or gayness? Well, Melody was extremely bisexual. Hard, hard bi and had a crush on Kallen for years. Now that reality was starting to favour perverts - well, a girl like Melody was pretty much the best/worst person for Kallen to run into.
"Got a boyfriend yet?" Melody asked. Her hands squeezed nice and tight in front of Kallen's tummy, pulling the redhead back into herself. If anyone asked her why she was doing this, she'd simply say that it felt right.
"No," Kallen said, matter of factly. "Though there is this one guy I like..."
Her body language was extremely blatant at that point. She hadn't meant to say anything.
“Ohh..” There was a hint of disappointment before a new idea seemed to spark within the blonde bombshell’s mind. “How about I help you get him? We could double-team him.. There is no way any guy could resist two hot girls like us.”
"Ah! N-No, that wouldn't be the best idea, I don't think you'd be all that into him."
Melody pouted, though took note of the fact that Kallen wasn't doing anything against their cuddle. No protest, no attempt to step out of it. So she nibbled a little on Kallen's ear and got her purring like a kitten.
"Then I'll, like, teach you how to use that body. Use it to get anything you want..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!" a man with a ridiculous moustache said from the top of the room. "I would like to present to you all, the Third Princess of the Holy Britannian Empire! Princess Euphemia li Britannia!"
And out she stepped, regal and austere. A pretty pink haired maiden in a dress that hit the floor, but also had quite a nice neckline. Nothing scandalous, mark you, but still. Nice. <i>Very nice</i>.
Kallen was staring, not because the princess was a beauty or anything but simply because of the potential information she could gain. A off-hand remark could, under the right circumstances give them entirely new angles of attack. Already she was pondering how to best get closer to her, to perhaps even speak with her face to face..
Melody was also staring. Because the Princess was, like, a total babe even discounting the fact that she was fucking Royalty. Hot, rich and powerful, not that she wasn’t herself but was like comparing a rich businessman to Scrooge McDuck. God, what she wouldn’t give for a night with that hottie.. Or perhaps even better watching her adorable crush melt into these lips. The thought alone made her wet..
"Hey, wanna try to get close to Royalty?" Melody whispered, then ran her tongue in a circle around Kallen's earlobe. Then for good measure stuck it allllll the way inside while Kallen answered.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," Kallen said, not remotely seeing anything at all wrong with Melody tonguing her ear. Or rubbing her breasts into Kallen's back. Or running her hands around Kallen's hips. "You got a plan for that?"
- Ten minutes later, Kallen and Euphemia are on a couch making out like their lives depend on it.
- Suddenly the party takes an unexpected pervy turn.
- Milly shows up at the party. What do you mean that's just a repeat of option 2?
- Actually, Milly is completely against Rick's plans for lewding society and is seeking help to stop it.
- Lelouch notices something amiss, and is conducting his own investigation.
- Something else
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