Oooh, that violent uncute unsexy violent manipulative troublemaking unwanted fiancee! Ranma Saotome was pacing the rooftop, hands swinging angrily from side to side. Some might say he was trying a little too hard to look upset and angry. Others would roll their eyes and smile knowingly.
But to Ranma, this was a genuine expression of his feelings. Not that he had feelings for that girl! She was infuriating! From the moment she went from trying to kill him to… being weirdly nice. When she put on that magic jewelry to trick him into saying he liked her! To when those weird Childhood herbalist friends showed up to try and steal him! She had been nothing but trouble! Ever since the day they had met.
This okonomiyaki thing was the end of the rope. A very long rope that had been a long time coming. He'd had it with her. Messing with his best friend like that, for reasons that left him completely confused. Because of course he didn't get it. He wouldn't get it if it was written on his forehead in reverse, and in permanent ink.
"I can't handle this anymore, that chick needs to be reigned in," Ranma said. Right. That made sense! He swung himself down, hanging from the roof, and made to knock his knuckles up against his glass.
Then a voice piped up in his head. 'Hang on,' that voice said. 'Knocking on a girl's bedroom window at this time of night could be seen as a request for nookie.'
Then there was another voice in his head saying 'No, don't be silly. You're way too angry for her to take it that way. Head in there and give her what's coming to her.'
Then there was one last voice. This voice represented Ranma's sex drive. And it was saying 'Mwahahahaha! Finally, I'm free!'
"Huh, that's weird, I wonder what that means?" Ranma asked himself, dense as ever. He shook his head, then knocked on the window. He opened his mouth, ready to give Shampoo a piece of his mind.
"Well, hello Airen," said a cute busty girl wearing nothing but underwear. Bra. That was a lacey, frilly bra. And matching panties. She grabbed hold of his shirt, and the next thing Ranma knew he was sitting on Akane's bed. "Hrmph! Come to peep? It's about time you showed your true colours."
Ranma gulped. "Why are you dressed like that!"
"Idiot, you know I sleep like this."
Not with underwear that sexy she didn't. The few times he'd come in here (mostly to get rid of Ryoga), she'd always been wearing something a lot more plain and uncute. Practical over appealing. N-not that she was appealing to him or anything!
As if to test that she sat on the bed next to him and looked him in the eye.
"What's with you then? You're trying to peep, and now that I'm right in front of you, you're not even looking?"
"Who'd want to peek at a cute chick like you?!" Ranma asked. Huh, weird, he was hearing that wicked evil laughter in the back of his head again.
Shampoo opened her mouth, and then... Shook her head. Must have misheard him. She turned up her nose and looked away. "Well then, if you're not here to peek like the pervert you are then why are you here?"
Oh, right. He was here to tell her off for her usual hijinks, but got distracted by the pale inviting feminine flesh on her uncute unsexy unappealing body. For some reason. Also, whatever mad scientist was about to perform a crime against nature really better stop laughing inside Ranma's mind because it was getting kind of obnoxious.
"You went too far today!" Ranma said, getting right in Shampoo's face and... Gosh her eyes were kind of nice in this light. He shook it off. “Doing some weird mind magic to hit Konatsu! Trying to mess with Uchan like that! It's one thing when you pull that shit on me, but - ”
'Hey Ranma, you're standing practically nose to nose with a girl in her underwear. While we're both sitting on her bed.'
Ranma backed off a bit. Oh boy, it was warm in here all of a sudden. Unfortunately, before he could regather his anger, Akane was right back in his face once again.
"Oh, you big scaredy cat! You like to act tough, but at the first hint of intimacy you back off like you burned yourself."
"I do n-"
Ranma had turned around to protest that. And found himself lip to lip with Ak-Shampoo right in the middle of protesting the point. His body went rigid. Not like that - Actually, wait, yes like that. The point is, he didn't know what he was supposed to do next. How do you explain to a girl in her underwear that you accidentally kissed her?
The answer? Bluff his way out!
"Y-You see? Who is afraid of intimacy?"
Ah, her response wasn't as bad as he was expecting. She only slapped the taste out of his mouth hard enough to send him sprawling back onto her bed.
"That proves nothing," Akane said. Then she slipped off her bra, let it drop to the floor, and said something that probably amounted to "You'll have to try a little harder."
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Meanwhile, inside that girl's unconscious mind, a fated conversation was going on about this turn of events.
"Oh no, I'm not ready for this! It's too soon!"
"Would you relax? It's a safe day... Unfortunately.."
"Unfortunately?! You mean, you want him to... To make us into a mother?!"
"Well, I've been thinking about it for a while now so... Gosh, it's bigger than I remember."
"That thing is going inside us? How is that supposed to fit!"
Akane patted Shampoo on the back, and sighed wearily. "Honestly now, with the way you were so affectionate with him I would think you would -"
Both girls then stopped, and a smile crept onto both of their faces. “I can’t believe that <b>not</b> jumping him while naked worked.” Shampoo said. "You could have had him any time you wanted."
"Well yeah, but I was waiting for him to show a little maturity before we did anything," Akane shrugged. "Who could have guessed, a combination of our personalities would cause us to... Oh my word, it's in."
Not that Shampoo needed telling. She started to pant heavily and rubbed down her thighs. Oh wow, oh wow! "S-So what now?" Shampoo nervously asked.
"Um... We should get into his lap. He might try to argue about who is on top, and that should shut him up in a hurry."
"You've put a lot more thought into this than I thought," Shampoo said. "Pervert girl."
“Says the girl who snuck into his bed when she knew him for about a day.”
The two of them stuck their tongues out at each other. Meanwhile in the real world Ranma was discovering the delights of a french kiss, which broke off when Ranma spontaneously started laughing maniacally.
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"Yes! Finally! At long, long last!"
"Huh? What's this all of a sudden?" Shampoo asked while bouncing in his lap.
"What're you talking about at a time like this?" Ranma asked. "Oh, I get it. You're trying to distract me from the fact that I'm clearly not afraid of intimacy."
"Oh, you impossible -" She grabbed his shoulders and pulled him back into a kiss.
Needless to say but neither of them did much talking after that.
- The morning after, the entire household is fully aware of what happened last night but is (badly) pretending not to know.
- The morning after, everyone is actually somehow oblivious.
- Why are we skipping ahead when there's a sex scene to be had?
- Ukyo wakes up, sleeping next to a cute ninja princess
- Something else
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