Well, this was awkward. Being caught spying on your younger selves out on a perfectly innocent date was a little bit, you know, unusual even by their standards but it was also a situation that all four of them quite obviously wanted to get over and done with as soon as possible.
"I expected this from daddy, but not from the two of you," the past version of herself <i>uncutely</i> scowled at the pair of them. Look at herself, standing there with her hands on her hips and frowning like she was doing it for her country. Ugh, no wonder Ranma always got on at her about that, if this is how she looked when she was upset. "Looking over us like that, invading our privacy..."
"Movie was good though," past Ranma said, earning himself a nudge from past Akane's elbow.
Indeed, they'd waited for the movie to be over before kicking up a fuss, because both Akanes knew better. The four of them were out in the street now, outside and out of the way. As for the two Ranmas, they were polishing off their popcorn and trying to talk about the movie, which was really dumb and <i>so infuriatingly like them</i>.
"You know, I saw this when it came out a few years back, and I can't believe I forgot they pulled that stunt with the -" her Ranma started to say, earning a sharp elbow from her this time. Ooh, now she was scowling too. Stop it, hold back the uncute. Be the mature and reasonable one here.
"Ahem! If you must know, we were a little concerned that you were moving a little too quickly," she said. "You might have the wrong idea about our relationship."
Both past Ranma and Akane then turned to look at her Ranma, who was wearing the same spaghetti top, matching miniskirt, thigh high boots, high heels and big pair of glasses as before. Then they looked back at her. Also wearing a miniskirt (red), spaghetti top (also, red), thigh high boots and a big pair of glasses.
"Can't imagine where we'd get that idea from," past Ranma said, sarcastic as ever. This time though, past Akane was nodding along with him. "Uh... At what point did I become okay with wearing girl's clothes?"
That got them some funny looks from passersby, including a young mother who hurried their young daughter away from them at a quickening pace. That sounded like a tremendous idea right now, Akane really wished she could join them.
"My point is! You should still hate each other! It took us a long time to get over our mutual bad first impression."
“What bad first impression?” The younger Akane said.
Oh right that hadn't come up yet. In fact, their arrival had rather, er, skewed everything hard away from her walking in on him in the bathroom and then her clocking him with a table. Way to make an already awkward situation even more so, Akane. It was Ranma that was supposed to have a foot in his/her mouth at all times, wasn't it?
"Akane walk-" her Ranma began, but this time got put in a quick sleeper hold, a standard rear naked choke. Not tight enough to pass her out, just tight enough to shut her up and no more than that.
"What my dear fiance was trying to say was, it doesn't really matter anymore, let's just say there was a misunderstanding and never ever bring it up again. Okay?" Akane said while Ranma burbled.
"It must have been pretty bad for you to bring it up like that," the younger Akane observed. Gah! Of course she wouldn't let that go! "Did you ever think that maybe, since whatever it was didn't happen, we're progressing a little faster than you two did?"
It may have also helped that past Akane had seen her future self getting railed into a wall by the future version of her love interest. Not that she'd ever admit to it.
"Uh, well... We were just a little worried..."
Cue the reaction that any teenager would have if their parents warned them off doing something they'd obviously done when they were younger. Namely, making that distinctive "ugh" noise, grabbing your bf, turning tail and heading home while stomping off down the street.
"Well that could have gone better," Ranma said. "So what do we do now?"
"Now?" Akane said. Then she lowered her voice so only Ranma could hear. "Now we head back home, you take off those stupid clothes, lie back and let me get to work. I've been staring at your legs for hours, and if they're not wrapped around my head within the next ten minutes I am going to punt you into low earth orbit. Got it?"
"Yes dear!" Ranma yelped, though secretly, she'd been staring at Akane's legs as well and had been weighing up the likelihood of making a similar statement in the next five minutes or so. And she called Ranma a pervert...
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Ooh, honestly! That was humiliating! Having your own future self becoming a helicopter parent and watching your first date with the boy who was destined to plough you like a master farmer...
It was some perverse form of blue balling, where your right hand was stopping your left. Akane did not like being blue balled. This was a new experience for her. Until now she'd never really been <i>horny</i> before, but after seeing that it had persisted at the back of her mind and her body was telling her that it was ready to go at any time and then, on top of that?
Ranma's future self showed up. In girl form. Dressed like that. On top of everything else she'd learned that she was bisexual. Or maybe it was just Ranma. God, those legs though. She'd give anything to have them... have them wrapped around her head inside the next ten minutes. Nnngh, she was definitely becoming a pervert! If not one already...
"So, was that a good date?" Ranma asked. "Huh? Huh? I've never been on one before, but I bet it was really good. Right? Right?"
"That was really embarrassing," Akane said, unable to believe exactly how much she wanted to sex this... this boy. "But that wasn't your fault or anything. You were really attentive, and trying really hard to make sure I had a good time..."
"Aha! I knew it!" Ranma smugly said. "This dating malarky, I don't know why the guys at school were complaining about it. Then again, maybe I'm just that awesome!"
Losing some points now, though. Akane squeezed his hand tighter. "You're not upset about those two spying on us?"
"Yeah, but I guess I see where they're coming from," Ranma said. “If they had some kind of crazy bad start and it took ages to get past that, I guess we’re lucky!”
They'd arrived home. To her surprise, her father was nowhere in sight. Nor Nabiki. Nor Kasumi. Not even their own future selves.
"This was fun, wanna do that again tomorrow?" Ranma asked.
Akane looked left. She looked right. Then she slipped her hand out of Ranma's, and gave him a quick peck on the cheek.
"You're on," she said, and then hurried back to her room as fast as her legs would carry her. Which was pretty fast actually. Once she was in her room she pulled her face into her pillow and let out a bewildered scream into it. This wasn't fair! She hadn't been aiming for the cheek! How was she supposed to get laid if she was still too shy to get a little action?!
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Ranma re-entered the Tendo compound in a daze, rubbing at his cheek. To his mind, the date had been a means to an end. So far, so good. He was feeling pretty motivated to impress Akane, especially towards the end of the date. Would do wonders for his training, having an extra reason to push himself.
"Date go well, little brother-in-law?" Nabiki asked while eating an apple.
"Yeah..." Ranma sighed. Nabiki put the apple down and pulled out a notebook.
"So, where did you go? Did you get any action? How did my little sister handle herself?"
“Which one? They both were there.”
"Fascinating! Saotome... on date... with two Akanes... At once..." Nabiki scribbled in her notepad.
"H-hey, the other Ranma was there too!"
"Ranma... on date... with two Akanes... and girl form of future self..." Nabiki scribbled. “So, what were they wearing?”
Guh! Ranma didn't have to take this! Nabiki was infuriating to deal with, so he stormed off without saying a word, trying his best to ignore the girl very loudly saying "Not... wearing... anything." as he left.
Because really, he didn't want to think about what his future self had been wearing. That cute girly outfit... It really bothered him. He was a guy, dammit! Regardless of this stupid curse! So the idea that his own future self was apparently okay with going out dressed up like that... it bothered him. It bothered him a lot. Try getting him into a skirt and you'd end up with a pair of black eyes.
Which was when he heard a strange sound coming from the dojo. Ah? Had his future self beat them home? Well then! Time for some extra sparring! This time he had some extra motivation, gotta show off for the cute girl he was dating, right? Ranma snuck along, hoping to get a sneak peek at the other him's training regimen when he thought he wasn't being watched -
"Ohhhh, Akane! Right there! Nnngh... Ngggh! That tomboy tongue of yours is a miracle worker!"
The outfit his future self had been wearing had been tossed in the corner. Alongside it, the clothes that the future Akane had been wearing. In the middle of the room, the two of them were as naked as the day they were born, a pair of cute girls, lying on the floor. Future Ranma on her back with her legs split apart. The future Akane, on her stomach kissing furiously in between Ranma's legs while her hands rubbed between her own.
"Mmm... It's your fault for having such sexy legs," Akane said in a tone that sent shivers down Ranma's spine. She kissed up future Ranma's thighs like a starving man might sniff at a cloth that smelled of steak, and she sounded just as hungry. "Now that I've got you nice and wet, let's get down to the main course."
"Give it to me, you uncute tease!"
The two of them practically leaped for each other, so preoccupied with the other's body that they didn't even notice Ranma standing right there in the doorway. Their lips met, their bodies pressed together, and their hands intertwined while their knees pressed up into their -
Ranma (present) immediately backed away from the room, wide eyed and pigtail standing straight up in the air. He hadn't seen that coming! Although, judging by the sounds coming from the training hall, he was definitely hearing them cumming!
...Dammit, why did he have to get hard at the sight of his future girl form self having a lesbian tryst with the future version of his fiancee?
- Now Ranma must keep a curious Nabiki away from the training hall at all costs.
- Akane is trying to let off some tension, is frustrated by the arrival of Kasumi to ask about how the date went.
- Meanwhile, Ryoga is stuck with Kodachi
- The next day at school, Ranma and Akane are both being hyper-sensitive over anything even slightly connected to sex.
- Something Else
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