Yet here lay a conundrum that even a genius might not be able to solve, or at least not solve easily. She had just this moment learned of the existence of a bimbofication memetically induced infection, ergo ensuring her own infection by it. It spread by learning of its existence, precluding the possibility of warning others or seeking assistance. Worse yet, she had discovered this because she had Chisame imbibe a particularly potent truth serum, compelling her to inform Chao of it when directly asked and hence spreading the effect quite against her own will.
All of that was child's play. No. She could handle that. She could think of maybe a half dozen ways to resolve that particular issue without her ever-present smile having to be forced. The real problem was...
"So? So?" Satsuki insisted, leaning towards Chao and Chisame. To remind: The former had her hand over the latter's mouth in an attempt to mitigate the effects of the truth serum. "Don't hold back! Tell me exactly what you think!"
"Mmmf!" Chisame answered, compelling Chao to clamp down on her mouth just a little bit tighter. Not a peep out of you, little miss temporarily honest tsundere!
"Oh, she loved it," Chao chirped. "We both did!"
"You both did?" Satsuki asked. "But... there's only one set of chopsticks."
One of the special abilities Chao had developed in the future was the ability to see thought bubbles. It's not really as reality breaking as that sounds. It's really just an extension of cold reading, taken to the extreme. Satsuki was currently staring at the two of them, Chao with her hand over Chisame's mouth, how closely they were standing, and there was a faint blush on the chef's cheeks. Any genius could tell what she was probably thinking based on that, special ability or no!
But here comes a description anyway. For any non-geniuses that might be reading.
Chisame was eating the meal and rubbing her tummy with great satisfaction. Then with a playful look over towards Chao, she picked up some of it, held it out in front of Chaos' mouth. She tried to lean forward to eat it with her mouth wide open, then Chisame pulled it back. Rinse and repeat until the two of them are inches away from one another, embracing one another's bodies, and -
"Oh, gosh!" Satsuki gasped, turning away and like she was so totally cute Chao could simply eat her up. What a yummy dish she made, look at the way she was squirming. "I didn't realise you had a relationship like that."
While Satsuki still had her back turned to the pair, Chao and Chisame (bimbo form) looked naughtily at one another. Chao opened her mouth, fully intending to, like, tell Satsuki all about this totally wonderful bimbo curse so that she could be brought in on the fun too.
"Ah, beg pardon?" Chao asked. "What sort of relationship are you thinking we have?"
Huh? Bimbo Chao, like, was totally confused. When she'd started talking she'd, you know, completely turned back into regular, boring old Chao and now that Satsuki was turning around again she was completely back to normal. Oh! Oh! Now she got it! They were only bimbos while they weren't being observed. While Chao had spoken up just now Chisame had remained in her tarted-up form, while Chao herself had reverted to normal! Interesting. Super interesting! That meant the bimbos couldn't easily spread this meme around. It meant they had to be careless, sloppy and not properly understand how this worked.
"W-well, you've had your hand over her mouth this entire time," Satsuki began, pressing her index fingers against one another and finding tremendous interest in their feet and seeming to find absolutely no interest at all in their eyes. "And your body language around each other is so... Intimate. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Promise!"
"Mmmf!" Chisame yelled, muffled around both of Chao's hands, which were virtually making vacuum seals around her mouth at this point. She was resorting to making wild gestures with her own hands, waving them around in rather obvious expressions of denial.
"Ahahaha, that's a really funny joke!" Chao laughed. "You are such a clever comedian!"
"I'll just take these dishes away then," Satsuki said, promptly scooping them up.
"Wait, don't leave!" Chao protested, but the chef completely ignored her. Was that a wink? Oh, no! But if Satsuki left them alone, then that meant - No choice now but to take a chance! "Didn't you want to hear Chisame's thoughts on your yummy new dish?"
She extracted her hand from Chisame's mouth, bit her lip and prayed she'd gotten this right. "It was really yummy!" Chisame yelled at the top of her lungs. "And - And there's nothing going on between me and Chao, you yuri obsessed chef! Well, except the whole bi- mmmf!"
But Satsuki was completely unfazed. She backed out of the room with a knowing smile on her face. "I understand completely," she said. "Bye bye!" Then she was gone and, ooh Chao felt so much better all of a sudden.
"You're cute!" Chisame declared, suddenly scooping Chao from behind with a tight, tight hug which ended with her cute little hands on Chao's cute big boobies. "Teehee! Wanna fool around."
"Like you have to ask," Chao answered, leaning back and giving her fellow bimbo a little peck on the cheek. Chisame correctly interpreted this as an invitation to go on an expedition into uncharted territory, that being of course Chao's freshly eroticised body. Which she did with great gusto, planting kisses on her neck and letting her hands wander down those curves, enjoying the feeling of that Chinese dress almost as much as what lay beneath. In turn Chao leaned back, appreciating the feeling of the idol bimbo's own boobs pressing into her. The other girl's nipples were poking her, but not in a way that was annoying or anything. "I like you more this way," Chao chirped, reaching her hand up to stroke the top of Chisame's head.
Ooh, her hair was so soft and shimmery! Chao was totes jelly. "Not a stick in the mud like your, um, usual self. More like you -"
"Sorry, sorry!" Satsuki announced, suddenly barging into the room. "I just realised, this was probably one of those funny misunderstandings that have probably been happening a lot lately, and - "
She stopped mid-sentence. Chisame turned bright red, then a really unhealthy looking shade of purple, then red again. That looked like steam coming out of her ears. Oh no! Now Chao could see her thought balloon, and its contents were so ludicrously violently predisposed that the earth itself might shake from her anger.
This was right about the time that Chao realised that both of her hands were a little bit tangled up in positions that made it just a bit tricky to shut Chisame up. This might be a bit of a running theme, but... Oh no!
"Ah, I'm still misunderstanding," Satsuki politely said, with a slightly too-fake smile. Chao tugged her arms and tried to get her hands around before Chisame said something to spread the bimboness further. This had to be stopped at all costs! "One of you probably slipped or something just before I entered the room, right? This isn't what it looks like at all."
"No, it's exactly what it looks like," Chisame said, compelled by the truth serum. "We were about to have some kinky, kinky sex right here on the table like the bim-"
Hands were too busy. Only one option. Chisame would probably kill her later on, but Chao had no choice but to go for the kiss! They were not dragging Satsuki into this, nope, not happening, not at all... She glimpsed back. Satsuki's expression had turned rather... Carefully neutral. She stiffly stepped backwards giving them a thumbs up, then silently closed the door.
Which, of course, left a pair of horny transformed bimbos locking lips and trying to out tongue wrestle the other. Who would prevail? It seemed at first as though the one in the Chinese dress was on top, as they were lifting their "opponent" onto the table. But don't count our idol out yet because her foot has just found its way into a very tactically advantageous area. Her big toe was running circles around Chao's clit without ever actually touching it.
"Oooh!" Chao gasped. She broke the kiss and arched her back. "Give it to me! Oh, yes!"
"Teehee," Chisame cutely tittered while lying on the table. "I love making people happy! It's my fave bestest thing to do!"
"Ah!" Chao gasped. "I can totes think of something you'll like even more. Chinese Finger-Trap Special!"
The index and middle fingers on her right hand blurred and that entire hand vanished underneath Chisame's dress. Chao didn't figure this out until the next time she was not a bimbo anymore (that's the trouble with being a genius. You're always thinking outside the box, including things you do not want to think about) but the angle of Chisame's leg had provided her with a much greater access to Chisame's more sensitive areas. Combine that with the rapid motion of her fingers and the idol did not stand the remotest chance.
"Oh!" Chisame gasped. Her hips bucked. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and her tongue flopped rather indelicately out the side of her mouth. "Ah! Ah! AAAAH YES! Yes! Oooh, this is what we needed! More, more, more!"
Well, since she asked so nicely who was Chao to refuse? It was so much fun seeing her wriggle around like this, the normally stuck-up girl showing her true colours at last. This was so much healthier for her and stuff. So she kept on going. And going. While Chisame responded by cumming and cumming. Seemed like a fair trade.
After merely two minutes of this Chisame's mind, bimbo though it may be, simply could not take any more and she let out one final cutesy whimper and fell asleep on the table right there and then. Her clothes were completely matted to her body with sweat and the expression on her sleeping face was angelic and immensely satisfied.
"Aw," Chao said with a pout. She pulled her fingers out of the other girl and immediately put them in her mouth, sucking on them like a lollipop. "Fun time's over already?"
All of which must lead to the question: What kind of bimbo was Chao? So far, Chisame has been an idol, Evangeline has been a dominant type, Chachamaru a robotic type, Nodoka a librarian and Yue seemed to have a suckling obsession. So what sort of bimbo was Chao supposed to be?
"Ooh, I need another playmate," Chao noted, biting her lip. "Chisame was super hot, but..." She nodded, grinned widely and pounded her hand into her open fist. "I know! Satsuki would be super hot! Um... But the other me won't wanna fool around with her, or turn her into a hot and horny bimbo... Which means I've, like, gotta come up with a whatchamacallit!" She stopped and tapped her chin to think it over. "Plan! I think? I need a plan, or a plane, but not something plain... Maybe a flan? Gosh, that sounds like a good idea, I should get Satsuki to make me a flan while I figure out a way to bimbo her up!"
Well, since Chao was a pretty devious and brilliant person normally, there is a kind of sense to her bimbo-self leaning in a devious but easily distracted direction. Thank goodness for the latter or she might have thought to leave a message written across the wall in big, impossible-to-miss letters.
- Out in the restaurant, Chao pretends everything is normal while trying to work out what to do.
- It turns out Satsuki is super bad at keeping secrets. Simply the worst.
- Haruna has paid a visit this morning, and notices something is up. Scoop time!
- Back in the library, tomfoolery is afoot.
- Asuna's in kind of a bad mood and trying to work out what the actual hell.
- Something else
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