Story: Curvy Rei

Porn Star. Hah! What a name to be blessed with. The Rei clone looked over the two pilots with unrestrained delight. Key evidence that their plans were working, right here, folks! She ran her hand down to her heavily pregnant belly. Any minute now. She could hardly wait! It was going to be amazing. In the meantime though? She had some toys to play with.

"If you think you're taking over the world with raw, supernatural sex appeal, you've got another thing coming!" Asuka said, making use of a rather poor choice of words that Porn Star simply could not resist.

"Oh, yes, we most certainly do," she replied. "And another thing, and another thing, and another and another, all of them cumming just when we want them to."

"Guh! Stupid perverted Rei! You know what I meant!"

Well, of course she did. She had imprinted on a genius, after all. Porn Star flicked her hair back, then triumphantly folded her arms and returned Asuka's annoyed glare with an equally passionate one of her own, while Shinji looked between the two of them quite nervously. So adorable even when he's being spineless.

"It won't work, you know," Asuka finally said, as indignant as can be while utterly naked and basking in afterglow. "Trying to take over the world using sex appeal? Hmph, get real. That kind of strategy simply won't work at all! It's ludicrously immature, and it won't be long before the effect wears off completely!"

Porn Star's response? Internally, she was reacting just as Asuka would. Rising to the challenge. Externally she smirked triumphantly, turned towards Shinji, hefted up her tits, gave those melons a nice big squeeze and watched with great delight as not so little Shinji rose from his slumber.

This earned him a sharp elbow from Asuka. "Dummy!" she hissed. "Think about baseball or something, don't let her turn you on and turn you into her sex mad slave!"

It seemed to Porn Star that Asuka was letting her competitive streak take the lead, or perhaps her arrogance? Not that it mattered to the Rei clone, for she had those exact same traits and they were driving her into doing something she had no cause to do.

"Yes, that's right!" Porn Star said all of a sudden. "Think of baseball. More specifically, think of me. Wearing the baseball uniform. But my boobs are so big that it doesn't fit right, you can see my navel and the trousers are just hanging off my hips like they could fall down at a moment's notice." Asuka shot Shinji a rather annoyed look as his monster looked like it was just about fully awake.  "It's a hot day out," Porn Star continued. "So I fan myself while testing the weight of the ball and chewing gum. Meanwhile you're standing there, clinging to your hard bat with both hands while waiting for my pitch. Watching me as I shuffle around getting ready to toss."

"Stamp collecting!" Asuka interrupted. Porn Star rolled her eyes.

"Oh yes, I do like to..." she stopped and then stuck out her tongue, demurely licking the back of her hand. "Use my tongue to make things wet."

Asuka fidgeted a little, trying to hide her obvious wetness. "T-train spotting!"

By this point Porn Star was simply checking her nails. This was starting to get boring, and the last thing Porn Star wanted to happen was to lose due to unexpected irony. "Tunnels. Trains vanishing into them. I could elaborate, but shall we just call it my win and move on to something else?"

Alas it seemed as though Asuka couldn't take the hint. She was probably going to say something like "watching grass grow!" or "the history of libraries" or, heaven help them all, "mid-nineties pop music."

Huh! Asuka must really hate mid-nineties pop music. Weird what things they picked up from their imprintee.

Anyway! Just as Asuka was about to say whatever she was about to say, that's when Mister Spineless McUnexpectedlybigdick stepped in, bravely slapped his hand around that yawning maw of pride, rage and tsundere waves that Asuka called a mouth. "Sounds good to me!" he said while holding on tightly to her. It was probably like trying to carry a stray cat in your arms. "Um, to start with, I guess I was wondering what exactly it is you're really trying to do?"

"Why, Shinji," Porn Star chuckled, "whatever makes you ask something like that?"

"W-well, it just seems that Asuka was probably right," he said a little lamely, but also a little coolly. Mmf, blast, but it looked like she'd picked up Asuka's crush on him as well. "Taking over the world by making people horny doesn't seem like it would work. You could only control people through sex for so long, and there would be much better ways for you to go about doing it, so...  I figure you're up to something else. Right?"

Asuka stopped struggling. Porn Star looked right at him, and rubbed her belly. Hoho! He's smarter than he looks. Maybe if he wasn't so withdrawn and shy all the damn time people would have a better impression of him, but no, he had to keep all those smarts, all those observations about the world and people around him to himself and the only real reason he was speaking up here was because he just got laid and the hormones in his brain were probably interfering with his normal thinking and -

"You're right," Porn Star said. "We're not trying to take over, exactly. It's more complicated than that."

"Of course it is!" Asuka proclaimed indignantly. "I figured that out ages ago. I mean, it's obvious what's happened here. You're all a bunch of backups, and some pervert's managed to hack into your systems to make you act this way."

"In a manner of speaking," Porn Star admitted. "Lilith is a pervert. Boy, let me tell you. That particular eldritch abomination's search history would turn you mad faster than Cthulhu. Oh, but let me guess. Your next line would be something like 'who the hell is -'"

"Who the hell is Lilith?"

Of course. "Long story," Porn Star sighed. "All you need to know is that Second Impact released a lot of radiation over the entire planet. It's kind of interfered in humanity's reproductive process. Lilith has a vested interest in that, so she's been spending pretty much all her non-Euclidean runtime on figuring out a solution. Et voila. I would curtsey but, well..." She gestured to her belly. Any minute now. Any minute now and it would be glorious!

"Wait, wait, wait! Back up a moment here," Asuka insisted. "You're trying to keep the human race from going extinct by sending out a bunch of doll clones to seduce and boink any sap you meet."

"Just the ones with decent genetic potential," Porn Star answered with a smirk. "Let's just say the two of you aren't pilots for nothing. You were both among the top of our list for immediate imprint, mating and of course fixing up your genitals to work the way that evolution intended them."

Shinji had gone quiet again. Oh, dear. Staring quite intensely at the floor. Asuka was hunched over and staring at Porn Star in a look that pretty much defined disbelief. My goodness, you didn't need words to explain what the word meant anymore, you could slap that face in a dictionary next to the word and everyone, even aliens with no understanding of humanity at all would get the meaning in a second. It really made Porn Star wonder which part of the story was leaving her so utterly baffled. Did she find the motivations silly? The method of resolution daft? Was she comparing this information to things that had happened earlier today and finding things a little contradictory? Ooh, but she really couldn't wait to hear this!

"... Let me get this straight," Asuka finally said. "You went to all this trouble. Seduced me, seduced Shinji, maybe even half the staff in the Geofront by now."

"And we're making an orgy break out in the city above," Porn Star added. "That'll make it easier to get things going once we tamper with the water supply a little."

"Right! So, you've gotten yourselves knocked up. Fixed up our genitals to make sure we can reproduce properly..."

Here it was. The big contradiction. What would it be? What was the winner?

"And you didn't make my boobs bigger?! What kind of monsters are you?!"

Porn Star stared at her for a moment. Blinked quite deliberately. Tilted her head. Then knocked the side of her head with the flat of her palm.

"Oh, duh!" she said. "I knew we'd forgotten something. Hold on, let me sort that out. Open wide!"

"Huh? What are -" was about as much as the redhead got out before finding a nipple in her mouth. It wasn't milk exactly, though it probably tasted a lot like it. At first Asuka had resisted, because of course she had, but that resistance really didn't stand a chance. It was like a house of cards in a hurricane. A sandcastle when the tide was coming in. She couldn't help but suckle and lick and swallow.

"Huh, she didn't even ask why she's suddenly okay with standing around naked," Porn Star mused, then turned her attention towards Shinji just at the same moment she estimated - correctly - that Asuka would suddenly gain a size to her bust. "I can give you abs you could grate cheese on," she offered. "No strings attached. No extra horniness, just a fitter, sexier body with more stamina. No enslavement to my will or anything like that either."

"N-No thanks," Shinji meekly said, trying his absolute best to not look at the display. "Just, don't hurt her or anything."

Ugh! That imprinted crush was starting to really hit her, probably because she was in direct intimate contact with Asuka right now.

"Um, I was wondering though?" Shinji asked. "I mean, you guys seem so much better than normal humans. Why would you want us to reproduce, when it would obviously be better for you guys to breed with us and take over completely like that?"

"Oh, that's easy enough," Porn Star said. Oof, but wasn't Asuka a sloppy eater? So eager, so hungry. And now she was playing with her own enhanced bust and moaning into the titflesh. What a soothing sight it was. "We can only get pregnant one time, and that is it. Not to mention that if our mates happen to hold onto the resulting hybrid, they become totally immune to... Uh..."

"Immune to the effects you have on us," Asuka said, having pulled her mouth away from the nipple with a satisfying plop. Oh no, had she really said that out loud? "Good thinking for once, dummy. As for you, it looks like you're just about ready to give birth. So? Twins, wasn't it? I can't wait to meet them. I'm sick and tired of being made into your doll."

Nng! No! Not - Not now! Not just after that revelation! She hadn't meant to tell them that much! Porn Star looked over at him. Shinji Ikari. He'd tricked her! Outsmarted her! Got her talking while she was distracted by - By Asuka, who was supposed to be the real brains! She had been beaten. She had been bested. And now? Now she was about to give birth to twins and make Asuka immune, completely immune <i>and aware of her immunity</i> to their various seductive means!

Yet there was one other thought bubbling away at the surface of her mind as she gently lay back onto the floor. When this was over, when her body had recovered from this and she had the chance, she was going to grab hold of that boy, take him somewhere private and then? And then either she'd have her way with him, or it would be the other way around, and she frankly didn't much care which.

1. Continue with these three
2. Back to Beer
3. Sexperiments continue
4. On the surface.
5. Misato sneaks through the base
6. Something else