Story: Oversynch

Huh. Well, this was unexpected. Shinji was standing in front of the mirror, with his shirt off and staring at what could only possibly be referred to as a rocking pair of tits.

On reflection having boobs was less emasculating than he might have imagined. While it was not something he would have asked for given the opportunity, nor was it entirely terrible either. Maybe a little uncomfortable, but less worrying than the twinges of jealousy from Asuka regarding how big they were.

<b>Not jealous.</b> Then a beat. <b>Alright, maybe a little.</b>

<u>And aroused.</u>

<b>Shut up, little miss 'fuck me now'! I bet you'd love nothing more than to stick your new dick in between his new tits.</b> An image of that very thing flashes through all three of their minds. Rei's rock-hard cock resting in between these pillowy mounds, thrusting up, back and forth while her hand rests on top of his head until - <b> I'm surrounded by perverts! </b>

<i>Um... I'm not sure if that was either of us imagining that...</i>

<u>Who can tell? I certainly would not object to experiencing it either way.</u>

Yes, well, when put like that... If it happened either way they would both get to experience it from both ends. Whether it was his dick or Rei's or her boobs or his, he'd get to feel the stimulation from penis and boobs simultaneously and oh dear his dick and his nipples were both fully erect right now. It would be embarrassing except at this point he probably wasn't really able to feel that emotion anymore.

Fortunately, the feeling subsided rather quickly when a mortal terror gripped his soul, and that of the girls as well. Shinj bent over the sink and held on for dear life. No, no! This was terrible! But there really wasn't anything he could do about it... None of them could! Not anymore! This horrible fate was unavoidable, and all he could do was hang on for dear life in an attempt to ride it out.

Even that wouldn't be enough. They were doomed! No amount of cunning or courage or instinct could protect them, and after a few short minutes that felt like an eternity there was a knock at the bathroom door and the voice of impending disaster imparted its news of ill import:

"Shinji!" Misato yelled. "Get in the car! I'll drive you all to the Geofront!"

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Misato Katsuragi was the kind of person who didn't get stressed about her own life. When it came to her own health, wellbeing and psychological makeup she cast caution to the wind, then drank it under the table. When it came to other people's lives, however...

"Hrmph! Why did you put Shinji in the front seat?" Rei complained, loud and Asuka-like. "I wanted a better look. For scientific reasons!"

"That seems fair," Shinji monotonically replied. "Given what happened when I went to your apartment -"

"Idiot!" Rei snapped, reaching over the seat to smack him on the back of the head. "D-Don't talk about that so casually!"

"How peculiar," Shinji replied, still monotone. "You didn't seem to care at the time... And weren't you the one loudly proclaiming you wanted to have intercourse earlier?"

And through this awkward conversation, Asuka was silently squirming, avoiding eye contact with everyone in an extremely Shinji-esque way. What was going on behind those eyes? It was the same thing she'd think about the boy, and yet -

This whole situation was troublesome from top to bottom, and Misato was feeling a rising headache to put all hangovers to shame. It wasn't just their personalities shifting about like shuffled cards, although that was really quite terrifying enough by itself. Now, on top of that, the three of them were <i>also</i> sporting additional genitals. Rei and Asuka, larger than average dicks. And Shinji, a pair of breasts that were a little bigger than either of the girls.

Yes, that was a bit of a surprise when she'd picked him up. Maybe it shouldn't have been, but never mind that. She had to be strong. She had to be supportive. She had to be their rock so they could get through this and she had to keep her -

"Eyes on the road!" they all suddenly yelled at once.

The car swerved around the corner like a bowling ball down an alley. This doesn't sound so bad provided that you are not one of the pins at the end.

"Careless woman, trying to get us killed..." Shinji complained. In fluent, accented German. Which Misato may know, but she was very certain Shinji did not.

"It's just that she's worried about us," Rei meekly offered. Again, spoken like she'd been born and raised in Berlin. "So she got a little distracted."

"Then perhaps she would be better served observing the road," Asuka suggested, again in German, though that was rather less surprising from the half-German girl. What was a little off was the Rei-like timber to her voice. "Careless transportation will not get us there quicker, or safer, and will not have any effect on our additional genitalia."

The car fell silent while Misato pondered her reaction. What exactly should she be saying right now? It will be alright? Blatant lie when she didn't even know what was going on, and was obviously showing visible signs of panic. The best she could do was give them reassurance that she - no, that all of them were here for the three of them, and that they would do everything they could to sort this mess -

"Pfft!"

That was the sound of barely constrained laughter. Coming from Rei, of all people. Out of the corner of her eye (and using the car mirrors), Misato could also see that the other two were smiling too. Rei was looking out the window, biting her bottom lip. Asuka was staring at her lap, rubbing her chin and pretending not to be forcing down a laugh. Shinji's shoulders were juttering about as if the strain was too much for him. This had the unfortunate effect of making his newly acquired chest additions jiggle and shake.

It was Shinji who laughed first, but by less than a second before the two girls gave in and guffawed as well, leaving Misato completely flummoxed.

"What?" she demanded. "What's so funny all of a sudden?"

"Shinji, you dork!" Asuka yelled in between laughs. "Why did you have to think something that stupid?"

"I couldn't help it," Shinji said, wiping a tear from his eye. "The atmosphere was so tense, I couldn't help but think it would be funny if we suddenly laughed for no reason."

"F-Fascinating phenomenon," Rei remarked. "A feedback loop of human emotion, building into a feedback loop of human emotion." She laughed. It was a little awkward. "Fascinating."

Yes. Quite fascinating. It was also worrying. What other emotions were feeding back into each other? If their minds did tie too closely together, would there even be a significant difference between them anymore? This was all making her extremely aware of how different the three of them were. Asuka, arrogant and outspoken. Shinji, shy, reserved, introspective and quiet. Rei, somewhere in the middle.

You know what? They were flawed. They were a bit psychologically damaged. They were in a situation they really should not be in. Yet Misato found she kind of preferred things the way they were before the accident. She just hoped things didn't get any worse!

1. Things get worse.
2. Things get better.
3. An Angel attacks, because of course it does.
4. Nothing new happens until the renewed tests.
5. Something else