The monk watched Ataru head off to the bathroom with what seemed to be a rather stern gaze, as though he had caught Ataru with his hands well wedged within a cookie jar and Ataru had claimed to be trying to dust the interior. As soon as the door was closed, and the excitable young pervert was out of sight, the old monk casually reached behind a nearby statue and pressed into the small of the back. This done, he casually stepped backwards into a space that used to be occupied by a wall a few moments ago, and then was once again a few moments later.
The monk found himself in a room which, to all appearances, was larger than the entire building and let's say it was a little more ostentatious and luxurious than a typical monk would normally be living with. Hosted around the room were all manner of perverted icons, particularly those celebrating the inherent beauty of the female form. He shed his robes, revealing that the fat he appeared to be carrying was actually just padding and that his torso wouldn't just grate cheese. It would also grate the grater.
He approached the throne at the centre of the room, whose occupant was being reverently fanned by two other monks that were similarly well built. The figure sneezed and was suddenly a blonde-haired gorrilla. Nobody in the room so much as batted an eye.
"Mistress Scarlet," the arriving monk said with a deep, deep bow. "I believe the boy has used the spell. All is proceeding as you have foreseen."
The figure sneezed again, and transformed into a radiant, golden-haired beauty that happened to look suspiciously similar to a certain priestess/school nurse. Scarlet smiled quite warmly and adjusted her sitting pose so that one leg, from thigh to toes, was laid completely bare and used her foot to lift the reverential monk's face so that she could look him in the eyes.
"It warms my heart to hear you say that," Scarlet cheerily said. The monk stared between the foot and her eyes, but his face was otherwise quite frozen. "That kid you gave the scroll to was really quite the find."
"Indeed, Mistress!" the monk replied, taking great care not to let his lips touch the toe dangling tantalisingly close to his mouth. "According to our research this Earth boy is the most perverted being in the universe. By giving him the scroll and then granting him the opportunity to cast it on so many young girls at once while they stay within these walls, it provides us the most superb chance at gaining access to perverted energy, which we dearly need to cure your unfortunate condition and return you to your full and spectacular glory!"
"If you're quite finished with the 'as you know' exposition," Scarlet said, plopping her big toe right into his mouth. The monk's eyes rolled up in bliss. "Take that as permission, you silly goose."
"Fffank oooo!" the monk said, savouring every little bit of contact from his beloved mistress before she plucked the toe right out of his mouth, stood up and walked across to a certain item at the middle of the room.
"You're such a bunch of sillies," she said with a flip of her hair. "Doting on me hand and - achoo!" Camel, in case you were curious. "Foot," she finished, sniffing slightly before continuing. "These humans are so interesting. We were able to establish ourselves right here without anyone even noticing anything was strange at all!"
"They do seem rather oblivious, mistress!" the monk quickly agreed. Or at least he thought he was agreeing. Because instead of looking down quite favourably at him, the camel - which sneezed again and became a regular human-seeming woman again - stared down at him with what appeared to be almost... not anger, more like pity?
"Oh, no!" Scarlet moaned, but not in the erotic way. More like she was disappointed. "No, no, no! Not oblivious exactly! This humble little planet is full of people with, you know, blind spots. That's all it is! I'm sooo sorry, but as penance I'm afraid you're going to have to... Um... Eat ten raw carrots pulled right out of the garden."
"Understood, mistress!" the monk said, rising quickly to his feet. "Before I do this, do you have any special instructions for tomorrow?"
"Oh, good thinking!" Scarlet cheered. "Now. Our objective is to drain away their perverted energies, and all those cute girls are all in their beds right now not even realising they're gonna be conditioned to be perverts. Right?" The other monks in the room all nodded in inherent understanding. "Tee-hee! They think we're gonna train them to become clear in body and mind, when actually we're gonna purify their bodies and dirty up their minds! Which is why we've set things up the way we have."
"I'm afraid I still do not understand,"
"Of course not," Scarlet said with a shrug. "Because the audience needs a dumb proxy for me to explain things to while I'm actually talking to them. Look, they're all explained in the options at the bottom, but right now I'm gonna explain things to you personally while the scene ends and they cut to some of the girls waking up. 'Kay?"
"... Sounds good, mistress!" the monk nodded, not really understanding some of what his mistress was telling him. But not really caring even a little bit.
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Shinobu woke up. Now, this wasn't exactly a new experience for her. She'd done it countless times already, in fact. If there was a pro league at waking up, Shinobu didn't expect to qualify, but she did rather ponder what such a league might look like.
Regardless, the point was that this time she felt... Weird. As in, weird in a way she couldn't quite express. Let's see. She was in a room full of girls sleeping in futons on the floor. Most of them were still asleep, but a couple of them were already awake. Like Lum, floating opposite her and stretching out her arms -
A really weird feeling shot right through Shinobu's body while her gaze just so happened to linger slightly on Lum's chest. Wh-Wh-What was that all of a sudden?! It felt... Kind of pleasant, but she couldn't place it for the life of her.
"Good morning, Shinobu!" Lum whispered. The alien oni floated on over, still yawning. Still stretching. "Have pleasant dreams, tcha?"
"Y-Yes, I think so!" Shinobu firmly stated, averting her eyes when she noticed that the shirt Lum was wearing was hanging a little loosely, showing off a touch more than was probably intended. Almost the instant she did so, boom: Instant headache. Not bad enough to make her want to cry, but enough to make her fully aware that it was there, it was happening, it was something she was gonna have to deal with.
"That's nice," Lum said with a friendly, friendly smile. The pain vanished almost as soon as she looked up at Lum's pretty face, and was replaced completely by that much more pleasant experience. "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of girl to pry into someone else's dreams."
"Th-That's good..." Shinobu whispered, suddenly aware that Lum's face was close. Really close. Far too close for her comfort. She felt that she should turn away but whenever she tried, it hurt, and when she turned back it felt so good. "Because I wouldn't tell you no matter what you did -"
"Hi, girls!" Scarlet suddenly yelled from by the door, or at least Shinobu assumed it was Scarlet because you don't see all that many great white sharks walking around wearing a miko's robe and a blonde wig. "Everyone wake up! It's time for you to experience everything that our humble shrine has to offer you on this glorious day!"
Shinobu blinked. Lum was back by her own futon with her shirt straightened out completely and an expression of utter angelic innocence across her pretty face. Had she... Just... Imagined that?
"You'll all be in different groups," Scarlet said. "Each group will spend an hour in one facility, then move on to the next on their list so they can get the entire experience! Just to remind you, we have hot springs to cleanse the body, a library to sharpen the mind, a gym to refine your physique and a silent, meditative space to reflect on your soul!"
"Um, pardon me!" one of the girls said with her hand raised. "W-Will the boys be able to peek on us in the hot spring?"
"Don't worry about a little thing like that," Scarlet said. "We've carefully considered all the possible ways that a boy might try to peek on you, and taken it into careful consideration."
A sigh of relief filled the room, but it sounded a little peculiar to Shinobu. Maybe it was nothing. Maybe she was imagining things due to her own weirdness this morning. But, you know, it almost sounded like the girls were sort of disappointed with that announcement. As if they kind of wanted the boys to sneak a peek at their naked, wet bodies.
And, do you know, the really strange part about that was, when Shinobu imagined them peeking? It felt kind of nice.
"Shinobu, Lum, Ran, Ryunosuke are group A!" Scarlet announced. "And your assigned initial location will be -”
- The hot spring, which of course is designed to allow the girls to peek on the boys but not the other way around.
- The library, which has a few dirty magazines hidden among the books.
- The gym, which has some very unusual equipment set-up.
- The meditative room, which contains subliminal erotic imagery and sounds that become more obvious as an occupant spends time inside it.
- Actually, let's look in on Ataru.
- Something else
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