Story: Secret Bimbo Outbreak Naruto

When you're a ninja, you get a sixth sense about things. You live in a world where people keep such things as "secrets". In such a world, secrets become a kind of warfare between those desperate to keep the secret "alive", and those who want to "kill" the secret. Assassins versus bodyguards taken to a whole new form. Both raising the stakes regarding how those secrets could be hidden away and how they could be uncovered.

You might say that Team Kurenai was ideal at the latter. Kiba Inuzuka's sense of smell is much enhanced beyond the point of any regular human, and his dog is also a well-trained ninja. If you try to run, they will find you. If you try to hide something, they'll notice its scene. Shino Aburame's clan specialises in using insects to possibly even more devastating effect. Their bodies are practically sentient hives, and there is good reason for ninja to be fearful of literal flies on the wall.

Then there is Hinata Hyuga, a shy and insecure young woman with an extraordinary talent...

Which doesn't exactly explain what she was doing sneaking into a certain young man's house in the dead of night. Well, she is a young woman with strong feelings towards that particular young man, but expel those notions from your head! Hinata wasn't <i>that</i> kind of girl. She happened to know for a fact that Naruto Uzumaki would be away from his home for at least a few more hours. Which made this the perfect chance for her to investigate a few things.

She cast her mind back, only one day. One day when her concerns began.

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She'd returned from yet another mission alongside the other two members of her team at the time, and the three of them happened to be walking by the entrance to Naruto's house. Hinata had been quiet, as always, while Kiba was nattering on and Shino was being quiet and creepy.

"Hrm? Blushing again, are we?" Kiba laughed. "DIdn't notice we were taking this route? Worried we might run into a certain blond idiot?  You'll never get his attention that way! The squeaky wheel gets the attention!"

"Grease," Shino corrected.

"Huh? Did I spill something on myself?"

But before the conversation could go any further, the door to his house opened up and there he was. Naruto Uzumaki. Deep within her chest Hinata's heart thumped so loudly she was certain he could hear it. He was standing there staring at them with this odd look on his handsome face. Oh, could it be that he'd finally noticed her? Ma-Maybe he was thinking about how pretty she was, or... No, it was probably something to do with the other two, or maybe...

"Hey, guys!" Naruto said. He started blinking in the sun and adjusting his clothes. How strange. "Uh... Man, I forgot why I came out here again... Let me just check something."

He closed the door, and then almost immediately opened it again, but this time there was definitely sweat dropping from his body and a strange sort of panic in his expression. Now Hinata's interest was really peaked, it wasn't like him to react that way at all!

"Hey, so where you guys headed? Can I come with you? I'm coming with you anyway, whatever you say! Man, you must be starving after that mission, I'll treat you to dinner!"

Her initial thought was that he must have been awfully lonely today for whatever reason, and the impression continued throughout the rest of the day. It was the strangest sight to behold. No matter what Shino or Kiba did, Naruto simply wouldn't leave them alone. But that was only the start. Because after they had managed to somehow ditch him....

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She didn't exactly know how she'd gotten roped into helping Ino and Sakura sort through some old medical books, but here she was anyway. They were very nearly done when all of a sudden...

"Is it my imagination?" Ino asked. "Or has Naruto been acting kinda weird all day."

"Weird?" Hinata asked. "I'm not sure what you mean."

"No, I got you!" Sakura said. "He's been all out of sorts today, even for him. It's as if he doesn't want to be left alone. Keeps on talking to people, keeps on bugging them..."

"You think something's wrong?" Ino asked. "Even in the old days he was never this much of a pain in the ass. I wonder if he's feeling well...?"

"Isn't it that he's lonely?" Hinata suggested.  "M-Maybe it's nothing to worry about."

"Maybe I should give him a checkup later on," Sakura said. "Just to be on the safe side."

Now, it was hardly unusual for Naruto to be on her mind when she was leaving the building, but the reasons for it were a little bit different at that point. So maybe it wasn't just her imagination? He really had been behaving weirdly recently? Maybe if she had the courage she could spend some time with him, talk with him, figure out what was wrong and then -

Ah! Ah! There he was now! Frantically looking around the mostly empty street until their eyes met, and then he was hurrying off! Towards her! He wanted to talk to her just now! Her concerns were cast to the side as she scrambled for appropriate topics of conversation. The weather? Recent missions? His training. The way his smile made her knees weak and her heart flutter?

"Hey there Hinata!"

"Hello, Naruto," she shyly said, and it was like her mind emptied there and then. He smiled and rubbed his hand through his hair. If he wasn't careful she might faint. "How are you feeling today?"

"Pretty good! Pretty good! Wanna go hang out for a couple hours? I -"

He suddenly stopped and tilted his head. Hinata blinked at him and frowned questioningly. It seemed as though he caught the very question out of her mind as though she'd dropped it.

"Just had a clone checking something out," he said. "Damn, that didn't work either? Aw, man..."

Which rather did tear it so far as she was concerned. While he was thinking on... whatever it was, Hinata couldn't really help herself. Her clan had very special eyes. The Byakugan was legendary for good reason, after all. Even if she wasn't very good at much her abilities with those eyes were definitely very high, and she could see almost immediately that something wasn't <i>quite</i> right with Naruto's chakra, but... What it was, she couldn't tell at all.

It wasn't different in the usual way his was. It was almost as if there was a sort of different element attached to it. Sort of... Pinkish? Light? Feathery? It almost made Hinata want to giggle just looking at it. Maybe if she stared a little bit longer she might be able to work something out...?

"Hey, Hinata! Stop making with the dewy eyes! If you're done helping out there, Kurenai wanted us for something!"

"So sorry, Naruto," Hinata said, giving him a pretty deep bow. Oh gosh, that was far too deep! From this angle he might even be able to see her chest! She popped right back up. Oh no, that was too quick! Now he'll think she's weird! "Um... I'll see you later on? Bye bye!"
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Which led her to here and now. She hadn't been able to catch up with him, but others had been saying the same sort of thing all day long. Naruto was behaving weirdly. Being a nuisance. Not taking things seriously. Trying to be the centre of attention.

It was why he'd been called to meet with Tsunade, as it happened. A discussion on his behaviour, which granted her the perfect chance to take a look around his house. When she thought back, out of the corner of his eye when he'd opened the door earlier on in the day there was something odd right at the edge of her peripheral vision. Something <i>wrong</i>.

And now that she was in the room itself she could see it right away. That book. Normal chakra detection wouldn't pick it up at all, but she could see it easily enough. Tentatively, Hinata picked it up. Breathing heavily she flipped through it. Trying to identify the chakra. Trying to locate the source. Trying to -

"Like there's Bimbo Virus going around and if, like, you know about it you totally have it."

"Bimbo virus?" Hinata asked. "Teehee! How silly! As if a thing like that could exist! Gawd, it would be so hot if it did... No way Naruto would be able to resist bending me over and fucking me like a whore. Ooh, I'd look soooo sexy with great big tits, blonde hair and a vapid outlook!"

1. Hinata-bimbo starts masturbating right there until Naruto returns home.
2. Hinata leaves, and suddenly understands what happened to Naruto.
3. Naruto is getting chewed out by Tsunade, accidentally infects her and possibly others.
4. Go back to Naruto's point of view during these events.
5. Something else