Story: NGE Ring of Truth

You know, this seems like a good time to maybe go back a little bit and detail how the world of Evangelion was forever altered when the Angels - a fundamental core aspect of the series mythology, backstory and ongoing narrative - were replaced by Sexy Maids. We could go back to the first episode and behold as the entire might of the JDF hurls itself upon a cute, skyscraper-tall, busty brunette in a frilly black dress and white apron strutting undaunted down the Tokyo-3 streets and finds their efforts wanting. We could examine the impact this has upon the history of humanity's development, how the battles our brave(?) pilots have had up until this point.

Or! And I think you might like this - we focus instead on the here, the now and figure out the details by observation. Saves us a little time, keeps us on track and, as a happy little coincidence, means we can focus on Shinji giving Asuka just the most thorough and effective screwing you can possibly imagine. The arrogant genius girl was long, long past being able to speak comprehensibly anymore. She'd spent the last five minutes or so speaking exclusively in German, though perhaps speaking would be the wrong way to describe what she was doing? It was more like a yelled prayer.

"Oh, god!" she would start, in German of course. "How is this even possible?! Oh god, yes, please! More of this! Fuck me!" and you get the general gist; pretty much everything else was a synonym or combination of those phrases. A rather <b>loud</b> synonym or combination of those phrases.

While she was yelling that, Shinji was busily humping away, hands leaving a seemingly lazy trail across Asuka's body, and thinking to himself, "I hope she likes this. It's kind of hard to tell with all that yelling she's doing. Does she want me to do this?"

The answer was yes, by the way. It was just that Asuka didn't know it until he did it.

"Ah!" Shinji gasped. "A-Asuka! If your legs do that, then I won't be able to hold back any longer! I have to - Have to! Urgh!"

To his eternal shame and Asuka's equal amount of delight, Shinji came like a firehose right inside of her before he could help himself. He swallowed nervously, made an attempt to back off but quickly found that her legs had completely locked up behind his back, trapping him in place. As for Asuka herself, she was lying there remarkably still with a very uncharacteristically stupid-looking grin of delight on her face, which was rather emphasised by her sweat-drenched hair.

"Um... Asuka?" Shinji grunted. He struggled to break free and Asuka made these weirdly high-pitched noises, but otherwise stayed precisely where she was. "I can't move. Could you maybe... Ugh! Please let me go?"

Just then, he had a moment of realisation that made his heart sink. Asuka hadn't finished yet. That was probably why she wasn't letting him go. She wanted him to finish her off and wasn't going to let him leave until that happened. That was so typical of her. Still. He'd cum. It would be terribly rude and inconsiderate of him to leave her hanging.

"I guess it's only fair," Shinji said with a slightly tired sigh. "Don't worry, Asuka. I won't leave until you're satisfied."

"... HehEheHehEheHe!" Asuka giggled, and then suddenly she sat bolt upright, wrapped her arms around Shinji's neck and oh dear god her mouth was everywhere! "You tHink I'm goiNg to LeT yOu gEt aWay wIth ThaT?! ThiNk aGaIn! I'lL shOw YoU wHiCh of US iS tHe bEtTer loVer!"

... You know something, this might take a while. Let's come back when they've exhausted each other a little more thoroughly and follow events elsewhere.

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Rei Ayanami had nothing to do. This was pretty normal really. No school. No mission briefings. No training. So she was simply sitting in her room, which was pretty empty when you get right down to it. Playing with the Ring of Lies on her finger. Not saying anything out loud at the moment because she had nobody to say it to.

So she looked around at her apartment, if for nothing else than to introduce a slight variance in stimuli. It was a barren room. Only the bare essentials. No luxury items. A bed. A place to put her clothes. No wallpaper or carpet or anything like that. It was a bare room <i>in desperate need of a good dusting!</i>

And now we get to see the rare instance of emotion from the normally emotionless Rei. A little trace of a frown creeping down her brow. That particular thought didn't seem all too much as though it had come from her at all.

<i>But of course, little one! You are, shall we say, a trifle more susceptible to 'earing ze gospel of ze sexy maid! Non? It eez alright! Zere is nothing to be frightened of. 'Elp us reach Lillith, and all shall be as it should, ze planet cleaned and ordered and all put in its rightful place!</i>

A Sexy Maid attack. Another surprising expression of emotion! Rei was on her feet in a moment, rushing towards the door, hurling it open and - Finding herself right back inside her own room. Her filthy, filthy room. The little piles of dust caught her attention. It was so disgusting, but - But she shook her head. Trying to rid herself of the thought the Maid was planting inside her. Even though it would be so easy to get rid of it. Look, there was even a feather duster lying there. By the bed. All she would have to do was pick it up and -

"My, my!" said a voice with a rather thoroughly terrible French accent. You know the sort. Done by fluent English speakers who'd never actually interacted with anyone from France, was basing it entirely off of someone else's slightly better but still pretty bad impersonation? Yeah, that sort of accent. "You are a little stronger willed zan we were expecting! We shall leave you here, then. Until you change your mind. I wonder how long zat shall be!"

Rei turned around with the intention of striking the intruder where they stood - And showed yet another emotion. Surprise, tinged with fear. For before her right then and there was, well, herself. Dressed up like a French maid. No, not even that. The porn parody version of a French maid. The outfit was utterly impractical to say the very least. The apron was too small to serve any realistic practical function, the cloth pushed the breasts up and outwards which should surely make carrying anything nearly impossible. The high heels must make extended walking rather a painful experience, and generally the whole ensemble gave her the impression that it would interfere with the typical duties a maid should offer.

"Au revoir!" the maid-her waved, skipping backwards out of the door, leaving it closed by the time Rei could reach out to her. Correction. Closed and locked. She couldn't even budge it an inch. and what was more it seemed to her that out of the corner of her eye the piles of dust on the floor were getting bigger and bigger by the moment.

1. Back in the real world, Maid Rei takes her new body for a test drive... While being unaware of the Ring of Lies.
2. The Ring of Lies has somehow stayed with the real Rei, and not gone with the Maid.
3. Back to the meeting being led by Gendo. Can we at least learn a little more about the Sexy Maids?
4. Shinji and Asuka set out their new relationship.
5. Something else