<b>Regular universe</b>
In a way, this was a perfect example of the complicated relationship structure within Furinkan. Ryoga Hibiki hated Ranma Saotome, who honestly didn’t think of Ryoga as anything more than a friend. In turn, Ranma was engaged against his will to Akane Tendo, and the two of them both hated and loved each other in a complicated emotional jumble. As for Ryoga and Akane? Akane felt he was a friend, while Ryoga had a crush on her big enough to atomise the moon.
This was why he did little things like bring her gifts. Stuff he would buy on his involuntary travels. Little trinkets like exotic fruits, statues and the like. Ah, apologies, a step was missed in this explanation. The reason he did things like this is that Ryoga had about as much experience expressing attraction to the opposite sex - or indeed, affection for anyone close to him - as he did in map reading.
Which, in turn, was why, upon the sight of Akane Tendo standing directly in front of him wearing a bikini which showed off a body with much, much nicer curves than he remembered, Ryoga’s brain began the reboot process.
“Hello, Ryoga!” Akane said. She cutely clasped her hands together and smiled at him. “I’m so glad you were able to make it.”
“Make it?” Ryoga mumbled.
“Why, yes, of course!” Akane replied. Were her breasts always that big? “We were having that pool party today, and you were invited. It will be a good chance for you to make friends, maybe meet a cute girl?”
“Meet a cute girl?” Ryoga mumbled.
“Of course!” Akane said. She trailed a finger down his chest, then back up until she had hold of his jaw, whereupon she snapped it shut without a trace of resistance. Ryoga was a tough guy, but right about now a feather drifting on the wind could have made him a crumpled wreck on the pavement. “I’m sure a handsome hunk like you will have girls throwing themselves at you.”
“A handsome hunk like me?”
“Hmph, you know, that’s your problem right there. I’m barely even touching you, and -” she laid her head upon his chest, and Ryoga began trembling just a little. “And your heart rate is already this fast. This won’t do. At all. No wonder Ranma is able to tease you all the time. You’re making it too easy for him!”
“Too easy…”
Right about then his brain finished rebooting, and several important questions came to mind. Akane wasn’t that forward usually, was she? And her body wasn’t quite like that at all. Much curvier than usual… And a daring bikini like that was absolutely not her style at all! However, before Ryoga could actually muster up the strength of will to confront the puppy love of his life about her bizarre appearance, she grabbed hold of his arm and his brain reboot again.
She dragged him through the house arm in arm, leaving his arm nestled comfortably in between her breasts. Needless to say he may have gotten a little bit giggly about then, he honestly couldn’t recall in any great detail. He vaguely remembered them climbing up the stairs, causing his arm to rub into her cleavage and her to squeeze him a little bit tighter, but that may have been his completely stupefied imagination running rampant.
“Hello, Ryoga!” Kasumi cheerily greeted, stepping out of her room in a bright yellow bikini that was a fair bit more modest than the one Akane was wearing but revealed enough to make sure everyone around knew that sex appeal and appealing figures ran in the family. “How wonderful. I was concerned you might not make it in time and might miss the party.”
“Hi, pretty lady,” Ryoga mumbled, swallowing just a trifle nervously while his brain took another hit that set its reboot cycle back at least another minute.
Next to him, and still on his arm, Akane giggled. Ryoga could feel her breasts jiggling just slightly from it as well. That’s another ten seconds, right there. “I’d say that combination is a knockout winner! The boys won’t be able to keep their eyes off you.”
“Oh my, should I get one that covers up a little more? I didn’t think it showed that much skin…”
“No, no!” Akane insisted. “It’s a really cute bikini! I mean… I’d say if it was a little too much, wouldn’t I? This is just the right balance.”
“Well, if you say so,” Kasumi said, smiling that ever radiant and innocent smile. “I’ll go on ahead to help them set up. Please make sure Ryoga is able to find the party without getting lost. It will be good fun having him around.”
They waited until Kasumi was off down the stairs, both of them staring after her. Ryoga’s mouth felt a little dry all of a sudden, but that was nothing compared to how he felt when Akane said, “She’s like you, in a way… She really needs to get laid. Speaking of which!”
…Well, there was another ten seconds! At this point the still functioning parts of his conscious thought were wondering whether he would ever be running on full cylinders again! Ryoga was a bit of a shy boy, you see. The very idea of his secret crush so blatantly hitting on him like this was catching him off guard constantly.
By the time his brain was up and running again he was standing in a room he didn’t actually recognise but happened to have Akane’s sister Nabiki lying on a bed, wearing pretty much nothing but a t-shirt and peering up at them with a quirked eyebrow that made Ryoga suddenly fearful for his life.
“Nabiki, we simply have to do something about Ryoga’s shyness,” Akane said. “He’s just too cute to go without a girlfriend, but he’ll never get any girl he likes if he freezes up any time one gets close.”
“And what do you intend for me to do about it?”
“Unleash his hidden beast. Make him get used to a woman’s touch. I’d do it myself, but… I have to track down wherever Ranma’s gotten to. Besides, it would be a little weird doing something like that with a friend.”
“Eh?!” Ryoga whimpered, with the memories of the last few minutes crashing into his brain at full speed. “What? What do you mean ‘get him used to a woman’s touch’?”
Akane responded by squeezing his butt, then pushing him forward in a way that made him land right on Nabiki’s bed. Now, sure. If she’d tried something like that under normal circumstances Ryoga wouldn’t have tripped, but he wasn’t entirely in his right frame of mind right about then.
“H-Hey, wait a second!” Ryoga yelled, turning just in time to see Akane strut out of the room while waving goodbye. “Akane, what’s gotten into you all of a sudden?”
“Forget about what’s gotten into her,” Nabiki said, then all of a sudden she was straddling his waist and, oh goodness, she really was only wearing that t-shirt. She grabbed his hands, pressed them against her breasts and all of a sudden he felt so terribly dizzy. “Worry about what’s about to get into me.”
Okay, so… On the one hand Ryoga was in the unique position of having an incredibly gorgeous, almost naked woman completely throwing herself at him. On the other, something weird was going on and he absolutely should be looking into it. But on the first hand once again, Ryoga wasn’t an entirely rational human being at the best of times, which rather made any such attempts at following a logical train of thought to its conclusion utterly meaningless.
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<B>Pervert Universe</b>
Is there any point in stating that Shampoo and Ukyo were rather used to having to share Ranma by now? Because they were. Certainly, they were still rivals for his attention but that just meant which of them he was going to screw silly first.
Right about then the two of them were lying in each other’s arms, exhausted by another session with the man they exclusively sought to bed as often as possible. Breathing heavily, not particularly uncomfortable with such intimate contact with their rival in lust, strange thoughts were swirling through both their heads.
“Airen was intense today,” Shampoo began.
“Hmm, yeah, he sure was,” Ukyo continued. “It was different than usual, wasn’t it?”
“Hai! Shampoo notice too! Airen usually like wild beast.”
“The sort of guy that would show you heaven as quickly as possible and then brag about it,” Ukyo sighed.
“Not so much today,” Shampoo frowned a little and sat up. “More like scared virgin, but still taking his time to satisfy us.”
“Right! It was almost like he was trying to make sure we had as good a time as possible for as long as possible. Almost like he was… I don’t even know what that was, but it was like he wasn’t just having sex with us.”
Which is an important point to remember for this incredibly perverted world. For them, sex was about as casual as a handshake. You still wouldn’t do it with someone you didn’t like, but it wasn’t quite as big a deal as it maybe should be. It might sound a little bit sappy to put it in these terms - in fact, we have already prepared barf bags for your use because there is really no other way to properly express what these two were feeling right now. With that said, apologies in advance of the following statement of explanation:
Shampoo and Ukyo had had plenty of sex with Ranma in the past. But this was the first time they’d ever “made love”. Ugh, doesn’t that just leave a bad taste in your mouth? Regardless, it does express how they were feeling just then. It hadn’t just been a bit of fun, it had been something almost… Special. And as the two of them lay there, maybe twenty feet from where their lover was in girl form and just a little too eagerly backing her hips up against a man, the two of them were starting to think the kind of thoughts they’d never before had the opportunity to think. Perhaps you could say that corruption works both ways sometimes.
- Regular universe: Ranma escapes by herself.
- Regular universe: Akane finds Ranma, assists in the escape.
- Regular universe: Akane encounters Cologne and Shampoo.
- Something else
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